─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍.
@flyentists.bsky.social
𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗦 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋
𝐁𝐄 𝐌𝐘 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑺, 𝐀𝐍𝐃
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝗜'𝗟𝗟 ─ 𝙄'𝙇𝙇 ─ 𝐈 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏
𝙆𝙉𝙊𝙒 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐃𝐎 . 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐈
𝑲𝑵𝑶𝑾 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘'𝐋𝐋 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀 𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ
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ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐀
𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 . 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝘼𝙇𝙇
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑭𝑨𝑼𝑳𝑻 ──
ᅠ𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, 𝐈'𝐌 𝐀
𝙁𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙆 . 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝘼𝙇𝙇
𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝑭𝑨𝑼𝑳𝑻 ──
September 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
[ ANGRY ASS BUZZING 💀 ]
August 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
[ ANGRY ASS BUZZING 💀 ]
THE FLY SWATTER WON'T WORK, 👺 SHREDDER 👺
August 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
THE FLY SWATTER WON'T WORK, 👺 SHREDDER 👺
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
August 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
... why do you hang out with 👺 SHREDDER 👺 and 👺 KRANG 👺, then .ᐣ 😡
[ HE'S SAYING THEIR NAMES SO FUCKIGN AGGRESSIVELY .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
[ HE'S SAYING THEIR NAMES SO FUCKIGN AGGRESSIVELY .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
I am not a supervillain, if that is what you are trying to say.
I am a heroine. 😊 ✨
I am a heroine. 😊 ✨
[ POINTING AT HER 💀 ]
BZZZZT ── SO, YOU'RE WITH SHREDDER AS WELL .ᐟ that terrible ... JERKFACE .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
[ 😭 ]
BZZZZT ── SO, YOU'RE WITH SHREDDER AS WELL .ᐟ that terrible ... JERKFACE .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
[ 😭 ]
July 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
... why do you hang out with 👺 SHREDDER 👺 and 👺 KRANG 👺, then .ᐣ 😡
[ HE'S SAYING THEIR NAMES SO FUCKIGN AGGRESSIVELY .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
[ HE'S SAYING THEIR NAMES SO FUCKIGN AGGRESSIVELY .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
Reposted by ─╌ 𝓑𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝑺𝐓𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍.
same thing . 👺
I'm not terrible, I'm MALIK.
YOU ARE TERRIBLE 😡
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
same thing . 👺
[ POINTING AT HER 💀 ]
BZZZZT ── SO, YOU'RE WITH SHREDDER AS WELL .ᐟ that terrible ... JERKFACE .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
[ 😭 ]
BZZZZT ── SO, YOU'RE WITH SHREDDER AS WELL .ᐟ that terrible ... JERKFACE .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
[ 😭 ]
Forgive me… my words merely slipped. 😊
you know what that look is FOR . 👺
July 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
[ POINTING AT HER 💀 ]
BZZZZT ── SO, YOU'RE WITH SHREDDER AS WELL .ᐟ that terrible ... JERKFACE .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
[ 😭 ]
BZZZZT ── SO, YOU'RE WITH SHREDDER AS WELL .ᐟ that terrible ... JERKFACE .ᐟ.ᐟ 👺
[ 😭 ]
you know what that look is FOR . 👺
What is the look for ? 💧
[ SIDE EYE 💀 ]
July 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
you know what that look is FOR . 👺
YOU ARE TERRIBLE 😡
GAHAHAHAH !! Take that STINKBOMB 😡
.... DISGUSTING .ᐟ what is WRONG WITH YOU . 👺👺
July 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
YOU ARE TERRIBLE 😡
[ SIDE EYE 💀 ]
She may smooth talk to me any time she pleases 😊
[ EVELYN 😭 .]
[ EVELYN 😭 .]
oh, i keep telling myself that .ᐟ but then 👺 SHREDDER 👺 says something so CONVINCING that i can't help but trust her again .ᐟ
curse that SMOOTH TALKING WOMAN 👺
curse that SMOOTH TALKING WOMAN 👺
July 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
[ SIDE EYE 💀 ]
oh, i keep telling myself that .ᐟ but then 👺 SHREDDER 👺 says something so CONVINCING that i can't help but trust her again .ᐟ
curse that SMOOTH TALKING WOMAN 👺
curse that SMOOTH TALKING WOMAN 👺
Um… I see 💧
[ Evelyn blinks. ]
Perhaps you should not trust them anymore.
[ Evelyn blinks. ]
Perhaps you should not trust them anymore.
and did i tell you about how 👺 SHREDDER 👺 keeps tricking me into thinking it WASN'T her and krang ── AND SHE SUCCEEDS EVERY TIME . 😡
[ that sounds more like your problem than theirs, baxter . 💀 ]
[ that sounds more like your problem than theirs, baxter . 💀 ]
July 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
oh, i keep telling myself that .ᐟ but then 👺 SHREDDER 👺 says something so CONVINCING that i can't help but trust her again .ᐟ
curse that SMOOTH TALKING WOMAN 👺
curse that SMOOTH TALKING WOMAN 👺
.... DISGUSTING .ᐟ what is WRONG WITH YOU . 👺👺
Then feast on THIS
[ he rips ass 💀]
[ he rips ass 💀]
yes . but i am a DISTINGUISHED fly 👺
July 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
.... DISGUSTING .ᐟ what is WRONG WITH YOU . 👺👺
yes . but i am a DISTINGUISHED fly 👺
Flies like stink , right ?
👺👺👺👺👺👺
July 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
yes . but i am a DISTINGUISHED fly 👺
👺👺👺👺👺👺
WHAT THE FUCK !?!?!
YOU ARE SMELLY . smelly enough that even a FLY wouldn't want to be near you 👺
NO, i like SUGAR 🤬
NO, i like SUGAR 🤬
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
👺👺👺👺👺👺
and did i tell you about how 👺 SHREDDER 👺 keeps tricking me into thinking it WASN'T her and krang ── AND SHE SUCCEEDS EVERY TIME . 😡
[ that sounds more like your problem than theirs, baxter . 💀 ]
[ that sounds more like your problem than theirs, baxter . 💀 ]
I… see you have quite a lot of anger. 💧
[ 😭. ]
I am very sorry
[ 😭. ]
I am very sorry
( + )
IDIOTS that she's always liked BETTER than MEeeeEeee . 😠
IDIOTS that she's always liked BETTER than MEeeeEeee . 😠
July 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
and did i tell you about how 👺 SHREDDER 👺 keeps tricking me into thinking it WASN'T her and krang ── AND SHE SUCCEEDS EVERY TIME . 😡
[ that sounds more like your problem than theirs, baxter . 💀 ]
[ that sounds more like your problem than theirs, baxter . 💀 ]
YOU ARE SMELLY . smelly enough that even a FLY wouldn't want to be near you 👺
NO, i like SUGAR 🤬
NO, i like SUGAR 🤬
I’m not SMELLYYY
[ he is very smelly ]
YEAH, so go land on a piece of shit 👺
[ he is very smelly ]
YEAH, so go land on a piece of shit 👺
i'm talking about how SMELLY you are, IDIOT 👺
[ 💀 ]
i AM a fly, i think i know what we like QUITE WELL 👺
[ 💀 ]
i AM a fly, i think i know what we like QUITE WELL 👺
July 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
YOU ARE SMELLY . smelly enough that even a FLY wouldn't want to be near you 👺
NO, i like SUGAR 🤬
NO, i like SUGAR 🤬
i'm talking about how SMELLY you are, IDIOT 👺
[ 💀 ]
i AM a fly, i think i know what we like QUITE WELL 👺
[ 💀 ]
i AM a fly, i think i know what we like QUITE WELL 👺
How bad I am? I’m not the one who is a FLY
[ Malik— that’s not what he was saying 💀. ]
Also, flies don’t like sugar, LIAR
[ Malik— that’s not what he was saying 💀. ]
Also, flies don’t like sugar, LIAR
yeah, i AM a fly . 👺
that should tell you JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE 👺👺👺👺
... but i'm also a distinguished fly, i prefer sugar 😋
that should tell you JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE 👺👺👺👺
... but i'm also a distinguished fly, i prefer sugar 😋
July 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i'm talking about how SMELLY you are, IDIOT 👺
[ 💀 ]
i AM a fly, i think i know what we like QUITE WELL 👺
[ 💀 ]
i AM a fly, i think i know what we like QUITE WELL 👺
it's nice to meet you too .
YES . 👺 that stupid brain threw me into the disintegration unit with a FLY, because he didn't need the help of a mEaSlY eArTh cReaTure ── 🙄
and then, it's also 👺 SHREDDER'S 👺 fault, because SHE threw me INTO DIMENSION X in exchange for those TWO LAME BRAINED
( + )
YES . 👺 that stupid brain threw me into the disintegration unit with a FLY, because he didn't need the help of a mEaSlY eArTh cReaTure ── 🙄
and then, it's also 👺 SHREDDER'S 👺 fault, because SHE threw me INTO DIMENSION X in exchange for those TWO LAME BRAINED
( + )
Oh, I see… such a pleasure to meet you 😊
. . . Krang did this to you ?
. . . Krang did this to you ?
i'm the amazing ✨️ baXTER STOCKMAN ✨️, a scientist who used to work for 👺 SHREDDER 👺 .
that is, before that stupid BRAIN THING turned me INTO THIS ABOMINATION . 😡
that is, before that stupid BRAIN THING turned me INTO THIS ABOMINATION . 😡
July 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
it's nice to meet you too .
YES . 👺 that stupid brain threw me into the disintegration unit with a FLY, because he didn't need the help of a mEaSlY eArTh cReaTure ── 🙄
and then, it's also 👺 SHREDDER'S 👺 fault, because SHE threw me INTO DIMENSION X in exchange for those TWO LAME BRAINED
( + )
YES . 👺 that stupid brain threw me into the disintegration unit with a FLY, because he didn't need the help of a mEaSlY eArTh cReaTure ── 🙄
and then, it's also 👺 SHREDDER'S 👺 fault, because SHE threw me INTO DIMENSION X in exchange for those TWO LAME BRAINED
( + )
yeah, i AM a fly . 👺
that should tell you JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE 👺👺👺👺
... but i'm also a distinguished fly, i prefer sugar 😋
that should tell you JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE 👺👺👺👺
... but i'm also a distinguished fly, i prefer sugar 😋
WHO ARE YOU?? You’re literally a FLY, so buzz off.
Go land on a pile of shit 👺
Go land on a pile of shit 👺
EW YOU STINK 👺
July 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
yeah, i AM a fly . 👺
that should tell you JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE 👺👺👺👺
... but i'm also a distinguished fly, i prefer sugar 😋
that should tell you JUST HOW BAD YOU ARE 👺👺👺👺
... but i'm also a distinguished fly, i prefer sugar 😋
i'm the amazing ✨️ baXTER STOCKMAN ✨️, a scientist who used to work for 👺 SHREDDER 👺 .
that is, before that stupid BRAIN THING turned me INTO THIS ABOMINATION . 😡
that is, before that stupid BRAIN THING turned me INTO THIS ABOMINATION . 😡
I am, yes. Shredder is my meow meow. 😊
[ 😭. ]
And who would you happen to be ?
[ 😭. ]
And who would you happen to be ?
[ he stops and stares at her for a few moments . 💀 . ]
...
...
you're that woman who has been hanging around 👺 SHREDDER 👺 AND 👺 KRANG 👺 AND THOSE 👺 MUTANTS 👺, aren't you .ᐣ 😠
...
...
you're that woman who has been hanging around 👺 SHREDDER 👺 AND 👺 KRANG 👺 AND THOSE 👺 MUTANTS 👺, aren't you .ᐣ 😠
July 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
i'm the amazing ✨️ baXTER STOCKMAN ✨️, a scientist who used to work for 👺 SHREDDER 👺 .
that is, before that stupid BRAIN THING turned me INTO THIS ABOMINATION . 😡
that is, before that stupid BRAIN THING turned me INTO THIS ABOMINATION . 😡
EW YOU STINK 👺
I’m so amazing
July 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
EW YOU STINK 👺
[ he stops and stares at her for a few moments . 💀 . ]
...
...
you're that woman who has been hanging around 👺 SHREDDER 👺 AND 👺 KRANG 👺 AND THOSE 👺 MUTANTS 👺, aren't you .ᐣ 😠
...
...
you're that woman who has been hanging around 👺 SHREDDER 👺 AND 👺 KRANG 👺 AND THOSE 👺 MUTANTS 👺, aren't you .ᐣ 😠
U- Um…. why hello, there 💧
[ he stops for a moment . 💀 ]
hello . 👺
[ immediately after, he continues default dancing 💀 ]
hello . 👺
[ immediately after, he continues default dancing 💀 ]
July 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
[ he stops and stares at her for a few moments . 💀 . ]
...
...
you're that woman who has been hanging around 👺 SHREDDER 👺 AND 👺 KRANG 👺 AND THOSE 👺 MUTANTS 👺, aren't you .ᐣ 😠
...
...
you're that woman who has been hanging around 👺 SHREDDER 👺 AND 👺 KRANG 👺 AND THOSE 👺 MUTANTS 👺, aren't you .ᐣ 😠
[ he stops for a moment . 💀 ]
hello . 👺
[ immediately after, he continues default dancing 💀 ]
hello . 👺
[ immediately after, he continues default dancing 💀 ]
. . . 😦
[ fortnite default dances 👺 ]
July 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
[ he stops for a moment . 💀 ]
hello . 👺
[ immediately after, he continues default dancing 💀 ]
hello . 👺
[ immediately after, he continues default dancing 💀 ]
[ fortnite default dances 👺 ]
July 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
[ fortnite default dances 👺 ]