Ralsei! 💞
@fluffyguard.bsky.social
[ suddenly spawns in ]
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
[ suddenly spawns in ]
Reposted by Ralsei! 💞
I have an itchin... An itchin for a little more Krissin!
September 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I have an itchin... An itchin for a little more Krissin!
[ nc ]
[ LONG DISTANT SIGH ]
[ LONG DISTANT SIGH ]
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
[ nc ]
[ LONG DISTANT SIGH ]
[ LONG DISTANT SIGH ]
[ looks around scared ]
November 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
[ looks around scared ]
// sigh. he won’t be normal about this
November 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
// sigh. he won’t be normal about this
Um. What’s all this about biting? Haha.
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Um. What’s all this about biting? Haha.
Help?
October 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Help?
Um.
We're killing the other Ralsei's.
October 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Um.
[ looking around scared. ]
October 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
[ looking around scared. ]
Oh, cheese and crackers ...
October 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Oh, cheese and crackers ...
// okay i'll be right back then i'll get shit done
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
// okay i'll be right back then i'll get shit done
... Because you're Ralsei?
* THEN WHY DID THEY SAY IT TO ME???!!!
THEY DON'T SAY THAT THEY SAY "Good morning, Kris! Good morning, Susie! Rise and shine!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
... Because you're Ralsei?
... Sorry that was too passionate ...
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
... Sorry that was too passionate ...
THEY DON'T SAY THAT THEY SAY "Good morning, Kris! Good morning, Susie! Rise and shine!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Don't you remember the Alarm Clock Darkner's catchphrase?
* "Your viscera looks better splayed out and sorted by size"!
* "Your viscera looks better splayed out and sorted by size"!
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
THEY DON'T SAY THAT THEY SAY "Good morning, Kris! Good morning, Susie! Rise and shine!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!
// you cant be gaslighting little goat baby
October 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
// you cant be gaslighting little goat baby
I’m good please believe me
October 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’m good please believe me
Um. Hello.
[ he’s since completely forgotten what he originally wanted. maybe proof that he’s normal? this isn’t helping. he’s just fidgeting nervously now! ]
[ he’s since completely forgotten what he originally wanted. maybe proof that he’s normal? this isn’t helping. he’s just fidgeting nervously now! ]
𝗦͙͉͚𝗽̪̘͜𝗲̘͇̪𝗮̫͖͜𝗸̡̢͎.̟͙͙
( the order is sharp. yeah, it seems like it knows it can just boss him around. )
( the order is sharp. yeah, it seems like it knows it can just boss him around. )
[ what's worse is that, not even he knows what he wants! he is weak to this ... kris-like being. he's pretty certain it is just kris. ]
[ ... oh, curse him for liking kris-like things! this is bad and awful and now he's shaking more!!! ]
[ ... oh, curse him for liking kris-like things! this is bad and awful and now he's shaking more!!! ]
October 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Um. Hello.
[ he’s since completely forgotten what he originally wanted. maybe proof that he’s normal? this isn’t helping. he’s just fidgeting nervously now! ]
[ he’s since completely forgotten what he originally wanted. maybe proof that he’s normal? this isn’t helping. he’s just fidgeting nervously now! ]
( Kris is ... so cute ... 💭 )
October 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
( Kris is ... so cute ... 💭 )
We don't talk about the DownRalsei spell.
October 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
We don't talk about the DownRalsei spell.
Oh! I know that spell too!
October 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Oh! I know that spell too!
Um. I don't think I like guillotines, haha.
October 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Um. I don't think I like guillotines, haha.