If God was real he'd let me have money to commission everyone ☝️

The good news: the boys are back in town!

The bad news: they’ve acquired the taste for human flesh.

A gamer is a gamer no matter how good or bad they are at video games. 🗣️💯

I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS I HATE DRAWING HANDS

GIVEAWAY!
To celebrate the influx of BlueSky followers, win yourself a Gorj grinding pad in your chosen firmness and colour theme, with or without straps.
Simple: follow this account, like this post and repost to enter.
Ends Friday Nov 22nd at midnight. 18+ only; open worldwide.

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

I have something to confess. Whenever you see an ad for a mobile game and the player is making all these obvious mistakes, it's me. I'm the one pulling the wrong pin. Shooting the wrong group of soldiers. Using a hammer to fix a window. Trying to eat the bigger number. All me. I'm the worst gamer

i gotta remind myself that it’s ok to keep drawing what i like and at the pace i can

the things i enjoy won’t disappear just because it’s not as ‘trendy’ anymore :’) ❤️

I'm scared to tell someone I care for them as more than a friend, but I feel bad, not cuz I'm not with them, but because they deserve to be loved and I'm too much of a coward to do anything about it.