🐊 MikeTheFloridaGator 🐊
@floridamike100.bsky.social
My name is Mike. I draw and write sometimes and I created that crackhead bird with the soup addiction.
Fair warning, sometimes I get political.
Fair warning, sometimes I get political.
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My Bluesky feed is roughly 70% random bullshit about my OCs and my OC lore that no one but me will understand. The other 30% is random uncategorizable bullshit, political rants and occasional mental breakdowns.
This is pretty much what it looks like in my head whenever I try to figure out my OC Gabriella's family tree.
I'm My Own Grandpa
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November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is pretty much what it looks like in my head whenever I try to figure out my OC Gabriella's family tree.
The three main themes of my lore:
1. Life is inherently meaningless. Find meaning.
2. Nurture > Nature
3. Soup
1. Life is inherently meaningless. Find meaning.
2. Nurture > Nature
3. Soup
November 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The three main themes of my lore:
1. Life is inherently meaningless. Find meaning.
2. Nurture > Nature
3. Soup
1. Life is inherently meaningless. Find meaning.
2. Nurture > Nature
3. Soup
@lastweektonight.com I got an offer for you: I'm writing an animated short film about my OC Phil-- a talking soup-obsessed goose-- joining a ragtag hockey team so he can win a million dollars and open a soup bistro. I have the role of the hockey coach open for casting. Is John in?
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
@lastweektonight.com I got an offer for you: I'm writing an animated short film about my OC Phil-- a talking soup-obsessed goose-- joining a ragtag hockey team so he can win a million dollars and open a soup bistro. I have the role of the hockey coach open for casting. Is John in?
Would @alyankovic.bsky.social be happy or offended that I used him as a voiceclaim for an OC whose a nerdy loveable giraffe with a chronic gambling problem? I hope one day I find out the answer to this.
November 24, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Would @alyankovic.bsky.social be happy or offended that I used him as a voiceclaim for an OC whose a nerdy loveable giraffe with a chronic gambling problem? I hope one day I find out the answer to this.
help i got too into lore building again and wrote an entire discography for my fictional band Infernal Mites I JUST WANT VIPER TO BE HAPPY :sob:
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 AM
help i got too into lore building again and wrote an entire discography for my fictional band Infernal Mites I JUST WANT VIPER TO BE HAPPY :sob:
My lore band "Infernal Mites" is basically what would happen if Rob Zombie and Sabbath had a foursome with Queen and AC/DC.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
My lore band "Infernal Mites" is basically what would happen if Rob Zombie and Sabbath had a foursome with Queen and AC/DC.
If the next president is a man, I hope at the very least he brings back the old trend of presidents having the most AMAZING facial hair. We haven't had a good beard on a president since 1893.
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
If the next president is a man, I hope at the very least he brings back the old trend of presidents having the most AMAZING facial hair. We haven't had a good beard on a president since 1893.
The Cinema Snob is just a perfect mixture of my OCs The Timekeeper and Ryan. But when he has to talk about religious movies, Timekeeper gets replaced by The Creator. It's no longer "This makes no sense and I'm pissed at the lack of logic", it's "I'm ethically furious at your bullshit".
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Cinema Snob is just a perfect mixture of my OCs The Timekeeper and Ryan. But when he has to talk about religious movies, Timekeeper gets replaced by The Creator. It's no longer "This makes no sense and I'm pissed at the lack of logic", it's "I'm ethically furious at your bullshit".
Now, come on, bruh, how my OC Mr. Skelly have a tongue when he just a boney boy? He ain't even got no organs. He just a skeleton lmfao WHY TF AM I QUESTIONING MY OWN OCS
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Now, come on, bruh, how my OC Mr. Skelly have a tongue when he just a boney boy? He ain't even got no organs. He just a skeleton lmfao WHY TF AM I QUESTIONING MY OWN OCS
I didn't think it was possible to replace Denholm Reynolm as the hilarious sociopathic boss on "The I.T. Crowd".
And then Douglas burst open the door while shouting "FA-THEEEEEEER!" and I questioned all I knew.
And then Douglas burst open the door while shouting "FA-THEEEEEEER!" and I questioned all I knew.
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I didn't think it was possible to replace Denholm Reynolm as the hilarious sociopathic boss on "The I.T. Crowd".
And then Douglas burst open the door while shouting "FA-THEEEEEEER!" and I questioned all I knew.
And then Douglas burst open the door while shouting "FA-THEEEEEEER!" and I questioned all I knew.
I made a joke once where I said that this song is what would happen if my OC Gabriella tried to write a Christmas song but was possessed by my OC Sky, but I think it's more like if SKY tried to write a Christmas song and was possessed by my OC RYAN.
Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday (feat. The Kung Pao Buckaroos)
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November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I made a joke once where I said that this song is what would happen if my OC Gabriella tried to write a Christmas song but was possessed by my OC Sky, but I think it's more like if SKY tried to write a Christmas song and was possessed by my OC RYAN.
I just spent half an hour trying to find an old post I made cus it had pertinent lore info that I couldn't remember, only to realize it was under my saved posts FUCKING ASSISTANCE
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I just spent half an hour trying to find an old post I made cus it had pertinent lore info that I couldn't remember, only to realize it was under my saved posts FUCKING ASSISTANCE
Was watching The Cinema Snob's review of the 1984 movie "Windy City". I ALMOST want to watch this movie just so I can hear the soundtrack. It's legitimately good. Generic, but good.
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Was watching The Cinema Snob's review of the 1984 movie "Windy City". I ALMOST want to watch this movie just so I can hear the soundtrack. It's legitimately good. Generic, but good.
My OCs James and Jack are basically just James Bond and Q... if they were female... and they fucked.
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
My OCs James and Jack are basically just James Bond and Q... if they were female... and they fucked.
I started drawing a scene of my OC James naked and it evolved from "I made an unintentionally transphobic joke about Moira having a boner and I hate myself" to "I accidentally redesigned James to be plus-sized and I'm keeping her this way cuz it's sexy, deal with it". Is this progress?
November 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I started drawing a scene of my OC James naked and it evolved from "I made an unintentionally transphobic joke about Moira having a boner and I hate myself" to "I accidentally redesigned James to be plus-sized and I'm keeping her this way cuz it's sexy, deal with it". Is this progress?
I was going to do a Scene Swap of the "Seinfeld" episode with the "no masturbating" contest and put my OC Jack in place of Kramer when he says "I lost!". Then I remembered that my OC Ace's running joke is already that they can't resist whipping out and stroking their willy, so why not use THEM LMFAO
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was going to do a Scene Swap of the "Seinfeld" episode with the "no masturbating" contest and put my OC Jack in place of Kramer when he says "I lost!". Then I remembered that my OC Ace's running joke is already that they can't resist whipping out and stroking their willy, so why not use THEM LMFAO
No villain quote in video game history tells you more about the character than Zoran Lazarovic saying "Hitler... Stalin... Pol Pot... GREAT MEN!"
November 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
No villain quote in video game history tells you more about the character than Zoran Lazarovic saying "Hitler... Stalin... Pol Pot... GREAT MEN!"
Must... do... Scene Swap... of 'Green Acres'... with Creator and Magdalena.
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Must... do... Scene Swap... of 'Green Acres'... with Creator and Magdalena.
My OCs are better people than I am. That's either sad or hopeful. Hopeful cuz I wrote them, so I at least recognize what good IS.
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My OCs are better people than I am. That's either sad or hopeful. Hopeful cuz I wrote them, so I at least recognize what good IS.
You know that iconic "Rugrats" scene where Stu is making chocolate pudding at 4am, having completely given up any search for meaning and just resigned to the madness of life?That's not only my OC The Creator's entire vibe, but I think it may be where I'm at in life right now LMFAO
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You know that iconic "Rugrats" scene where Stu is making chocolate pudding at 4am, having completely given up any search for meaning and just resigned to the madness of life?That's not only my OC The Creator's entire vibe, but I think it may be where I'm at in life right now LMFAO
I'm tempted to write that after the end of my lore, in addition to their "Last Week Tonight"-style talk show, Detective Lake becomes a debt collector and routinely fucks with Phil by threatening to send him to jail if he doesn't pay his soup tax.
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I'm tempted to write that after the end of my lore, in addition to their "Last Week Tonight"-style talk show, Detective Lake becomes a debt collector and routinely fucks with Phil by threatening to send him to jail if he doesn't pay his soup tax.
My lore is just a bunch of random disjointed scenes thrown together that I thought was cool and now I have to figure out how to make a coherent story out of them. It's like my OC lore was written BY one of my OCs. Looking at you, Ryan.
November 17, 2025 at 5:01 AM
My lore is just a bunch of random disjointed scenes thrown together that I thought was cool and now I have to figure out how to make a coherent story out of them. It's like my OC lore was written BY one of my OCs. Looking at you, Ryan.
I give myself shit sometimes for how convoluted my lore can be. And then I remember that Barty Crouch Jr. went an entire year training Harry to win the Triwizard Tournament when all he had to do was turn his breakfast into a Portkey. I could be stupider.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I give myself shit sometimes for how convoluted my lore can be. And then I remember that Barty Crouch Jr. went an entire year training Harry to win the Triwizard Tournament when all he had to do was turn his breakfast into a Portkey. I could be stupider.
Y'all: "Goddamn it, Mike, be subtle with your political metaphors"
Me: "Magdalena's presidential political opponent is an authoritarian Republican with the initials "D.T." who wouldn't accept defeat and incited riots when he lost"
Me: "Magdalena's presidential political opponent is an authoritarian Republican with the initials "D.T." who wouldn't accept defeat and incited riots when he lost"
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Y'all: "Goddamn it, Mike, be subtle with your political metaphors"
Me: "Magdalena's presidential political opponent is an authoritarian Republican with the initials "D.T." who wouldn't accept defeat and incited riots when he lost"
Me: "Magdalena's presidential political opponent is an authoritarian Republican with the initials "D.T." who wouldn't accept defeat and incited riots when he lost"