Floozy L’Pioux
@floozywrites.bsky.social
Hot, funny, talented.
Reading and writing monster smut since 1969.
Find me in NYGEL Issue 1, and more in the future dmn I’m just starting out
Me and the monster under your bed have probably hooked up.
Reading and writing monster smut since 1969.
Find me in NYGEL Issue 1, and more in the future dmn I’m just starting out
Me and the monster under your bed have probably hooked up.
Pinned
Floozy L’Pioux
@floozywrites.bsky.social
· Jun 15
Your existence can be a way for the universe to perceive itself. My existence is a way for the universe to cum.
paying 10k to take Don Bluth’s year long course so that I can finally produce the worlds most sophisticated monster fucking animation the world has ever seen.
January 9, 2026 at 6:44 AM
paying 10k to take Don Bluth’s year long course so that I can finally produce the worlds most sophisticated monster fucking animation the world has ever seen.
Market sti’s as food poisoning you cowards
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Market sti’s as food poisoning you cowards
I wish sex position names took the pasta naming route. Missionary could be called like petto a petto. Scissoring could be called like elbows or something.
January 7, 2026 at 3:44 AM
I wish sex position names took the pasta naming route. Missionary could be called like petto a petto. Scissoring could be called like elbows or something.
Someone draw a monster dating profile where like they have horns with the tagline “horny on main.”
January 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Someone draw a monster dating profile where like they have horns with the tagline “horny on main.”
But enjoying my extrovert privilege
Experiencing dual axes of oppression (being left handed and a night owl)
January 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
But enjoying my extrovert privilege
Experiencing dual axes of oppression (being left handed and a night owl)
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Experiencing dual axes of oppression (being left handed and a night owl)
Say what you will about her but the Big Bang of at least some millennial monster fuckers was that one Nicki verse
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Say what you will about her but the Big Bang of at least some millennial monster fuckers was that one Nicki verse
I’m very ambitious for a lazy slut if a SOB, but there you have it.
January 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I’m very ambitious for a lazy slut if a SOB, but there you have it.
The great queer/straight divide is whether 2025 was a devastating and prolonged torture. If 2025 was a normal year for you 95% you’re straight.
January 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The great queer/straight divide is whether 2025 was a devastating and prolonged torture. If 2025 was a normal year for you 95% you’re straight.
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Knotted tentacle.
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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What would a sex injury even look like for a cephalopod monster?
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
What would a sex injury even look like for a cephalopod monster?
Miss me cunts? Went on a week and a half long fucking bender. Got nailed by like four were-centipedes, shit was crazy.
December 18, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Miss me cunts? Went on a week and a half long fucking bender. Got nailed by like four were-centipedes, shit was crazy.
I want characters who are shallow on purpose! No empty space where a character is supposed to be!
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I want characters who are shallow on purpose! No empty space where a character is supposed to be!
I read four monster fucking books while I was gone (three from one series).
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I read four monster fucking books while I was gone (three from one series).
Bye for two days :*
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Bye for two days :*
Oh no! I have aspirations!
December 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oh no! I have aspirations!
Feeling this heavily, decided that whatever commentary about my own writing I think from the hours of 11 PM and 4 AM are not reflections of reality and require daytime-me’s perspective.
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Feeling this heavily, decided that whatever commentary about my own writing I think from the hours of 11 PM and 4 AM are not reflections of reality and require daytime-me’s perspective.
In a global minority, which is that I strongly dislike both of these things.
The second time a man produced fanfic it became became hit broadway musical Hamilton. The first time it became Wicked.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
In a global minority, which is that I strongly dislike both of these things.
The second time a man produced fanfic it became became hit broadway musical Hamilton. The first time it became Wicked.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The second time a man produced fanfic it became became hit broadway musical Hamilton. The first time it became Wicked.
Men aren’t dying in auto erotic asphyxiation accidents at the rates that they used to 😔
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Men aren’t dying in auto erotic asphyxiation accidents at the rates that they used to 😔
Before I get a publisher I need a book and before I have a book I need to write and in order to write I need to research and in order to research I need to be fingerblasted by a kaiju. It’s that simple.
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Before I get a publisher I need a book and before I have a book I need to write and in order to write I need to research and in order to research I need to be fingerblasted by a kaiju. It’s that simple.
In therapy, “what do you do.” I have a that’s-so-raven montage of monster fucking. “Um…I write.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
In therapy, “what do you do.” I have a that’s-so-raven montage of monster fucking. “Um…I write.”
What do we want? Genital diversity in erotica!! When do we want it? Now!
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What do we want? Genital diversity in erotica!! When do we want it? Now!
Writing sexual tension is loads (heh) harder than writing just sex.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Writing sexual tension is loads (heh) harder than writing just sex.
Making up place names is hard
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Making up place names is hard