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flomuffin.bsky.social
Estrogenized Bark Machine
@flomuffin.bsky.social
hey there! I'm a 28 year old, former EMT and firefighter. trans mtf. HRT 02/10/2021. Ditzy otherkin familiar, and your local mail delivery dog. Feel free to chat me up! ΘΔ
"Perhaps Icarus simply should have puppy'd harder."
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
...varwolves are just zoroark
December 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sometimes breakfast is a cup of chef boyardee, you eat with a big pretzel stick
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Thinking about her again,,,,
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It's always funny to me, to hear people's fantasize about big,brawny, and tough firefighters. Because I've never met a more autistic group of people in my life

Look at me, I did it for 10 years and I'm puppy
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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The For You feed is going to be down while I'm upgrading the CPU from AMD 7900 (12 core) to AMD 9950X3D (16 core).

This should increase how many users it can serve by ~50%-100%.

If all goes well it should be back up in an hour or two.
December 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
My silly varwolf to pass the time
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Worm's big adventure
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So many of my friends have a pokésona alongside their normal one

Little does anyone expect the far rarer neosona
December 27, 2025 at 12:13 PM
chili cheese fries are just the American equivalent of poutine
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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eevee's christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Taps sign
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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the way I stared back

I love hearing every commercial jingle twice
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
To my coworkers, who are asking me if I'll be going up to visit my family in Canada tomorrow

I am not Canadian xD
December 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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you can't be mad at her
#animation #cat
December 24, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Rainy day
December 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Yote is Smart #7

[read here]

Posted: May 23, 2022
January 12, 2025 at 11:00 PM
...my supervisor who called me puppy
Has started to use "paws" to describe my hands
December 24, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I see that you're thirsty, dear reader

For you,
December 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Gingerbread dogs
December 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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$BagelTiger on literally all platforms. :3
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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(I commissioned madu.straw.page to draw this)
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM