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boris and earth. boring through earth using great drills and seismic quake-hammers, gavels and fracking smashers.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
boris and earth. boring through earth using great drills and seismic quake-hammers, gavels and fracking smashers.
love to be boring. it's awesome. it's my hobby.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
love to be boring. it's awesome. it's my hobby.
squidward, who was going to be boring today.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
squidward, who was going to be boring today.
my memoir, how not to be boring smurf. dos equis?
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
my memoir, how not to be boring smurf. dos equis?
boring smurf rides the threadless train.
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
boring smurf rides the threadless train.
i would have been the boring one of the blues but the reds would have found me hilarious then later disowned me. thankfully as basil and grand magus i care not for such trifles. i am gandalf and gandalf means ME!!! *lightning*
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i would have been the boring one of the blues but the reds would have found me hilarious then later disowned me. thankfully as basil and grand magus i care not for such trifles. i am gandalf and gandalf means ME!!! *lightning*
you people don't respect the way of the mind.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
you people don't respect the way of the mind.
the grand magus was quite amused.
November 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
the grand magus was quite amused.
i'm exceptionally entertaining, and interesting. thrilling, even.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i'm exceptionally entertaining, and interesting. thrilling, even.
very entertaining, and interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
very entertaining, and interesting.
a hunt for techniques and dynamics.
November 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
a hunt for techniques and dynamics.
my entelachy demands i become a mathematician.
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
my entelachy demands i become a mathematician.
how to escape the cracker factory?
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
how to escape the cracker factory?
the food is going to get better, but i'm thinking real hard about jamais vu and instantiated product, still.
November 11, 2025 at 11:56 PM
the food is going to get better, but i'm thinking real hard about jamais vu and instantiated product, still.
we had to shape the food like something. it had to obey contour, but only the merest aesthetic abstraction could render it aesthetically palatable. the people were beautiful, but for the food.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
we had to shape the food like something. it had to obey contour, but only the merest aesthetic abstraction could render it aesthetically palatable. the people were beautiful, but for the food.
food in america may be torus shaped. living in america you will consume your weight in cheese. you will consume more cheese than you had thought possible. legumes and nuts are shaped as if they originate on another planet.
November 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
food in america may be torus shaped. living in america you will consume your weight in cheese. you will consume more cheese than you had thought possible. legumes and nuts are shaped as if they originate on another planet.
in god's green heaven may i never eat a lunchable ever again.
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
in god's green heaven may i never eat a lunchable ever again.
mathematicians getting really mad at food.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
mathematicians getting really mad at food.
food on its own looks ridiculous enough. we turned this pumpkin into a circle with depth, really it's a latticed conic section. designed to be angle bisected into moribund arcs, more or less triangles.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
food on its own looks ridiculous enough. we turned this pumpkin into a circle with depth, really it's a latticed conic section. designed to be angle bisected into moribund arcs, more or less triangles.
the harvest feast has prepared us to speak openly of the stupidity of the shapes used in food. circles within circles, squares and triangles. grids and marbled cells of steak. ramen, mochi, kebab, lemon pie.
November 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
the harvest feast has prepared us to speak openly of the stupidity of the shapes used in food. circles within circles, squares and triangles. grids and marbled cells of steak. ramen, mochi, kebab, lemon pie.
food is shaped like a series of curved lines. it looks like circles, sheaves of corn and lettuce, cheese with and without holes, marbled steak and pizza with and without pepperoni, anchovies, bacon, olives, mushrooms.
November 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
food is shaped like a series of curved lines. it looks like circles, sheaves of corn and lettuce, cheese with and without holes, marbled steak and pizza with and without pepperoni, anchovies, bacon, olives, mushrooms.
the most frustrating thing is that food is shaped like circles and squares and triangles.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
the most frustrating thing is that food is shaped like circles and squares and triangles.