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Flirt Bobain
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📍Naarm/Melbourne
They maybe need to make wine at the movies illegal coz I did get the giggles while something very serious was happening
December 28, 2024 at 9:23 AM
I read a lot of good stuff in 2024 but this was my favourite. Ate it up and left no crumbs, etc, etc…
December 27, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Are they okay in Britain?
December 13, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Never seen a man look more like a Walton Goggins than Walton Goggins does
December 12, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Oh. A roommate of Dorothy
December 9, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Hear me out
December 6, 2024 at 11:15 AM
They should rename irritable bowel syndrome the terrible twos
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 AM
I just saw a busker playing the spoons to Fantasy by Mariah Carey. Don’t tell me the arts scene is struggling.
December 3, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Nice to hear it’s reopening, but did they ever find who potentially started a fire at Notre Dame? If a cigarette was the cause there’s many a suspect…
November 30, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I would like to acknowledge the embarrassment a left-handed person experiences when revealing their handwriting to someone they really like for the first time. Did just get the following look when handing over a list I wrote out…
November 29, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Halfway through the new Helen Garner book and so far I don’t think anyone’s been greeted with a hearty “Hullo!” Very good, otherwise.
November 28, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Reading a book where the writer keeps referring to a character’s genitals as “her sex.” If I were the editor my notes would have been “girl… just say pussy”
November 25, 2024 at 9:52 AM
The gerbil?!
November 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Gonna circle back on this before the new year just to put you on edge
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Tina Fey agenda
November 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Vapes: digital
Cigarettes: analogue
November 20, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Might start learning another language so I can finally achieve the Bisexual-Bipolar-Bilingual bifecta
November 18, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Why is he dressed like he’s about to compete in breakdancing at the Olympics?
November 18, 2024 at 8:23 AM
My extensive study of the rich lore of the aspirational Australian woman has determined that once she enters her 40s she begins to consider making purchases at Trenery rather than Country Road
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Birds and the bees? No. Please tell me more about these two
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Gal Gadot and friends singing “Imagine” but it’s in response to people having an intense argument about whether tomato sauce goes in the fridge or the cupboard
November 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
NO they are NOT 🙅‍♀️
November 17, 2024 at 10:38 AM
A classic example of… fryer beware
November 17, 2024 at 7:46 AM
Millennials are the last generation to remember life before broccolini arrived on the scene
November 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Hearing Jake Paul will fight Dick Van Dyke next
November 16, 2024 at 5:40 AM