Byron “FlingSmash Champ” Kan
@flingsmash.bsky.social
he/him. Never seen Scott the Woz
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I gotta say this weekend kinda sucked
December 15, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I gotta say this weekend kinda sucked
The world is a vampire
December 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The world is a vampire
Hm? That’s curious. After the diner owner Granny Maude passed away, her granddaughter from the big city came to inspect the diner before sale. I had no idea that Maude even had a granddaughter! I should go over and greet myself, as the foremost Christmas tree farmer in this small town.
December 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Hm? That’s curious. After the diner owner Granny Maude passed away, her granddaughter from the big city came to inspect the diner before sale. I had no idea that Maude even had a granddaughter! I should go over and greet myself, as the foremost Christmas tree farmer in this small town.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a hawk tuah 😂😂😂😂
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a hawk tuah 😂😂😂😂
@kenjennings.bsky.social if you die on Jeopardy do you die in real life 😥😥😥😰
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@kenjennings.bsky.social if you die on Jeopardy do you die in real life 😥😥😥😰
Idk how to write a will but when I do in like fifty years remind me to add a clause that AJR cannot be played at my funeral
December 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Idk how to write a will but when I do in like fifty years remind me to add a clause that AJR cannot be played at my funeral
Rewatching the first Zootopia and it’s kinda crazy they had an entire branch called Fox-be-gone products. Imagine if there was a mace/taser/whistle brand called Asian Go-Away. I would NOT like that.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Rewatching the first Zootopia and it’s kinda crazy they had an entire branch called Fox-be-gone products. Imagine if there was a mace/taser/whistle brand called Asian Go-Away. I would NOT like that.
What’s Behind Me w/ @sydney_sweeney: 3 Labubus doing 6 7 at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru 🤣 #FallonTonight
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What’s Behind Me w/ @sydney_sweeney: 3 Labubus doing 6 7 at a McDonald’s Drive-Thru 🤣 #FallonTonight
Does anyone know any songs about a girl who has an innocent face but a dirty little mind?
December 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Does anyone know any songs about a girl who has an innocent face but a dirty little mind?
Are our kids learning enough about Boutros Boutros-Ghali?
November 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Are our kids learning enough about Boutros Boutros-Ghali?
Every game on Roblox is called some shit like “Escape a Diddy Ahh Brainrot Obby Simulator”
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Every game on Roblox is called some shit like “Escape a Diddy Ahh Brainrot Obby Simulator”
Fuuuck, I got stuck behind Khaby Lame Mechanism on my way to work.. again
November 29, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Fuuuck, I got stuck behind Khaby Lame Mechanism on my way to work.. again
Tonight on The Chase, we have the Mega Money Spinner raring to go
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Tonight on The Chase, we have the Mega Money Spinner raring to go
The true Germans are in New Braunfels, Texas
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The true Germans are in New Braunfels, Texas
Girl… somnophilia is not a cute lil word — it’s actually a paraphilia, meaning a sexual fixation
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Girl… somnophilia is not a cute lil word — it’s actually a paraphilia, meaning a sexual fixation
"hey donatella" and they are VERSACE💜
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
"hey donatella" and they are VERSACE💜
(Looking at a photo of a cat sitting on a fence) ts so tuff
November 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
(Looking at a photo of a cat sitting on a fence) ts so tuff
Elsbeth producers just be putting Carrie Preston in any outfit they can think of
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Elsbeth producers just be putting Carrie Preston in any outfit they can think of
Play that fuckin music, hwite boy
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Play that fuckin music, hwite boy
Hawk tuah🤣🤣🤣
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hawk tuah🤣🤣🤣
The LIBS don’t like me letting my Quilava vape
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The LIBS don’t like me letting my Quilava vape
You Winsome you Losesome. I think I’m the first person to think of this joke
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 AM
You Winsome you Losesome. I think I’m the first person to think of this joke
The fact that I run every single gimmick account on this app isn't "sad" dude it's actually pretty based
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The fact that I run every single gimmick account on this app isn't "sad" dude it's actually pretty based
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores me
My game is good, the algorithm just ignores...
You gotta fight! For your right! To POSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!
November 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
You gotta fight! For your right! To POSSSSSTTTTTTT!!!!!!