Patience of Flight Distance
@flightdistance.bsky.social
"I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe. I was not offended, for I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own shit.” —George Clinton
RIP P.E.A.C.E.
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
RIP P.E.A.C.E.
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In promoting his half-a-billion bailout for the private company that runs Lansdowne Park, Ottawa @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social posted an illustration of the new sports complex
Noticeably absent: The logo of the Ottawa Charge women’s hockey team, which has the top attendance in the PWHL
Noticeably absent: The logo of the Ottawa Charge women’s hockey team, which has the top attendance in the PWHL
October 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
In promoting his half-a-billion bailout for the private company that runs Lansdowne Park, Ottawa @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social posted an illustration of the new sports complex
Noticeably absent: The logo of the Ottawa Charge women’s hockey team, which has the top attendance in the PWHL
Noticeably absent: The logo of the Ottawa Charge women’s hockey team, which has the top attendance in the PWHL
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When companies send you a 6-digit verification code it’s always some shit like 898660
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
When companies send you a 6-digit verification code it’s always some shit like 898660
Take cover; a wraith hovers and shakes rain gutters; it breaks cupboards and maintains the pain of mothers
Causes a constant racket, its name uttered could levitate houses and leave in its wake rubble
Causes a constant racket, its name uttered could levitate houses and leave in its wake rubble
June 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Take cover; a wraith hovers and shakes rain gutters; it breaks cupboards and maintains the pain of mothers
Causes a constant racket, its name uttered could levitate houses and leave in its wake rubble
Causes a constant racket, its name uttered could levitate houses and leave in its wake rubble
You hold your candle hoping love will prevail, while hatred’s got its thumb on the scale; blood in its nails
June 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
You hold your candle hoping love will prevail, while hatred’s got its thumb on the scale; blood in its nails
I’m at your gathering contemplating my exit strategy
May 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m at your gathering contemplating my exit strategy
2015. @el-p.bsky.social photobomb. #RIPBender
May 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
2015. @el-p.bsky.social photobomb. #RIPBender
I used to sketch every day but lately all I draw is ire
May 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I used to sketch every day but lately all I draw is ire
Shout out to @psapphorossetti.bsky.social
May 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Shout out to @psapphorossetti.bsky.social
Time is on the side of the oppressor
May 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Time is on the side of the oppressor
Question everything like Kiwis and Australians
(Get it? Every statement sounds like a question with a New Zealand or Australian accent. I don’t know if this is a good line or not but no one sees these tweets, so whatever.)
(Get it? Every statement sounds like a question with a New Zealand or Australian accent. I don’t know if this is a good line or not but no one sees these tweets, so whatever.)
May 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Question everything like Kiwis and Australians
(Get it? Every statement sounds like a question with a New Zealand or Australian accent. I don’t know if this is a good line or not but no one sees these tweets, so whatever.)
(Get it? Every statement sounds like a question with a New Zealand or Australian accent. I don’t know if this is a good line or not but no one sees these tweets, so whatever.)
Pass me the aux cord: nails on a chalkboard
April 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Pass me the aux cord: nails on a chalkboard
Staccato signals of constant information
March 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Staccato signals of constant information
Get me off the Internet please. That’s enough for one day. If you need me I’ll be outside in the snow.
youtu.be/Y4wOKLHi520?...
youtu.be/Y4wOKLHi520?...
Homeboy Sandman & Edan #NeverUseTheInternetAgain
YouTube video by Stones Throw
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March 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Get me off the Internet please. That’s enough for one day. If you need me I’ll be outside in the snow.
youtu.be/Y4wOKLHi520?...
youtu.be/Y4wOKLHi520?...
RIP Bender. Seven years ago, my best friend on the planet died. He was brilliant and hilarious and magnetic and otherwise had qualities that are impossible to put into words.
Here’s a mural by Prank, Hiero and Mopes, around the corner from what used to be Babylon—a very important place.
Here’s a mural by Prank, Hiero and Mopes, around the corner from what used to be Babylon—a very important place.
March 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
RIP Bender. Seven years ago, my best friend on the planet died. He was brilliant and hilarious and magnetic and otherwise had qualities that are impossible to put into words.
Here’s a mural by Prank, Hiero and Mopes, around the corner from what used to be Babylon—a very important place.
Here’s a mural by Prank, Hiero and Mopes, around the corner from what used to be Babylon—a very important place.
If you’re into tattoos, follow my main dude @awadtattoo.bsky.social today.
Here is a full sleeve of a crane and cherry blossoms I finished a couple weeks ago. It is also a cover up of an old tattoo. I enjoy tattooing traditional Japanese style art. It bold, clear and will stand the test of time.
January 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you’re into tattoos, follow my main dude @awadtattoo.bsky.social today.
If you’re like me and you’ll be indulging in all things Lynch in your foreseeable free time, I highly recommend the David Foster Wallace story about his experience on set during the shooting of Lost Highway—in which he describes his first impression of Lynch, seeing him casually peeing on a tree.
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If you’re like me and you’ll be indulging in all things Lynch in your foreseeable free time, I highly recommend the David Foster Wallace story about his experience on set during the shooting of Lost Highway—in which he describes his first impression of Lynch, seeing him casually peeing on a tree.
Engrave my tombstone in Comic Sans
January 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Engrave my tombstone in Comic Sans
I’m always in the pocket like Artful Dodger
December 7, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I’m always in the pocket like Artful Dodger
I walk a tightrope in ice skates
November 22, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I walk a tightrope in ice skates
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What is stopping you from making this man rich?
He’s got talent for centuries and deserves some love (social media likes don’t pay the bills)
He’s got talent for centuries and deserves some love (social media likes don’t pay the bills)
November 20, 2024 at 5:45 PM
What is stopping you from making this man rich?
He’s got talent for centuries and deserves some love (social media likes don’t pay the bills)
He’s got talent for centuries and deserves some love (social media likes don’t pay the bills)
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simply havin a wonderful christmastime
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 PM
simply havin a wonderful christmastime