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I figured out a way to mirror my tweets. Good luck everyone here
Gamer Toe update
June 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Gamer Toe update
You managed to forget the single most aesthetically relevant letter in the word, Andy Warhol
June 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
You managed to forget the single most aesthetically relevant letter in the word, Andy Warhol
…you don’t understand why someone might get mad at a giant crowd of people blocking a road to do donuts?
June 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
…you don’t understand why someone might get mad at a giant crowd of people blocking a road to do donuts?
Funny how there’s been all those news stories about AI companies having a shit ton of CSAM in their training data! Wonder what that could be in there for
June 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Funny how there’s been all those news stories about AI companies having a shit ton of CSAM in their training data! Wonder what that could be in there for
This guy is talking about a bill that removes tax-exempt status from any institution that remits money directly to a foreign military
June 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This guy is talking about a bill that removes tax-exempt status from any institution that remits money directly to a foreign military
I don’t know what I expected
June 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I don’t know what I expected
Hey buddy, we already HAD a Muslim Obama
June 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey buddy, we already HAD a Muslim Obama
Present-day Brits are the only true slave race
June 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Present-day Brits are the only true slave race
GOOD
We should not have a statue of a WHORE
We should not have a statue of a WHORE
June 25, 2025 at 6:51 AM
GOOD
We should not have a statue of a WHORE
We should not have a statue of a WHORE
I forgot to mention it has the weight distribution of a Mazda Miata
June 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I forgot to mention it has the weight distribution of a Mazda Miata
you’re doing it AGAIN?
June 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
you’re doing it AGAIN?
It’s funny seeing white nationalists lament the lack of a based “high-trust” de facto white ethnostate considering that Utah exists, but it never crosses their minds as a possibility because they’re aware that you also need to be successful and pro-social to fit in with mormons
June 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It’s funny seeing white nationalists lament the lack of a based “high-trust” de facto white ethnostate considering that Utah exists, but it never crosses their minds as a possibility because they’re aware that you also need to be successful and pro-social to fit in with mormons
When they finally create Mormon Seinfeld it’s curtains for the rest of us
June 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
When they finally create Mormon Seinfeld it’s curtains for the rest of us
Twitter should have a slur counter next to your name
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Twitter should have a slur counter next to your name
That retard ass Facebook post of hers singlehandedly got her astroturfed into congress by The Powers That Be so that they could use space lasers to vaporize the section of Maui inhabited by a group of native Hawaiians hostile towards property developers
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
That retard ass Facebook post of hers singlehandedly got her astroturfed into congress by The Powers That Be so that they could use space lasers to vaporize the section of Maui inhabited by a group of native Hawaiians hostile towards property developers
Bought a NikOG with a cantilever mount so you will stop yelling at me about my fucked up optics setups
June 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Bought a NikOG with a cantilever mount so you will stop yelling at me about my fucked up optics setups
Update apparently that’s a real account
June 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Update apparently that’s a real account
I sarcastically tweet enough minor complaints in the style of earnest repulsion that the only way I can indicate actual earnest repulsion is ironic understatement
If anyone misunderstands my single most consistent and unambiguously polarized political position: skill issue tbh
If anyone misunderstands my single most consistent and unambiguously polarized political position: skill issue tbh
June 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I sarcastically tweet enough minor complaints in the style of earnest repulsion that the only way I can indicate actual earnest repulsion is ironic understatement
If anyone misunderstands my single most consistent and unambiguously polarized political position: skill issue tbh
If anyone misunderstands my single most consistent and unambiguously polarized political position: skill issue tbh
Top 5 of all time, immediately
Also potentially the most negative thing a president has said about lsraeI in my lifetime, which is darkly funny in its own right
Also potentially the most negative thing a president has said about lsraeI in my lifetime, which is darkly funny in its own right
June 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Top 5 of all time, immediately
Also potentially the most negative thing a president has said about lsraeI in my lifetime, which is darkly funny in its own right
Also potentially the most negative thing a president has said about lsraeI in my lifetime, which is darkly funny in its own right
Those ~50 to 100 people per day every day in line for food at aid sites really ought to stop putting those tanks in self defense situations
There is no other option than shooting ~50 to 100 members of the emaciated, starving crowd per day, every day, point blank with tank shells
There is no other option than shooting ~50 to 100 members of the emaciated, starving crowd per day, every day, point blank with tank shells
June 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Those ~50 to 100 people per day every day in line for food at aid sites really ought to stop putting those tanks in self defense situations
There is no other option than shooting ~50 to 100 members of the emaciated, starving crowd per day, every day, point blank with tank shells
There is no other option than shooting ~50 to 100 members of the emaciated, starving crowd per day, every day, point blank with tank shells
If you have paid even one minute of attention to Gaza and you are quoting the ministry of health number as the total death toll 20 months in… Yeah honestly I think you are intentionally lowballing by a factor of 10x or more, because you are a zionist
June 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If you have paid even one minute of attention to Gaza and you are quoting the ministry of health number as the total death toll 20 months in… Yeah honestly I think you are intentionally lowballing by a factor of 10x or more, because you are a zionist
*accidentally taking it too far* “I actually wish it DID happen”
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
*accidentally taking it too far* “I actually wish it DID happen”
The New York Times and French govt may very well be lying—I think they lie. But that’s a big allegation to make.
If you play that card, it can’t be unplayed: you are now in the same crank camp as the 9/11 guys and COVID truthers and election deniers and pizzagate investigators.
If you play that card, it can’t be unplayed: you are now in the same crank camp as the 9/11 guys and COVID truthers and election deniers and pizzagate investigators.
June 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The New York Times and French govt may very well be lying—I think they lie. But that’s a big allegation to make.
If you play that card, it can’t be unplayed: you are now in the same crank camp as the 9/11 guys and COVID truthers and election deniers and pizzagate investigators.
If you play that card, it can’t be unplayed: you are now in the same crank camp as the 9/11 guys and COVID truthers and election deniers and pizzagate investigators.
…from Iran?
June 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
…from Iran?
Asian on asian racism is so intense cause they both practice
June 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Asian on asian racism is so intense cause they both practice