𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
@flawedproduct.bsky.social
⊘ DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT. MDNI.
Pinned
eyebrows lifting, he nods as if in agreement, a smile that doesn't quite crease the corners of his eyes in the right way dawning on his face.
“ well, aren't you bold. " a statement, not a question.
such a ridiculously easy man to offend. . .
a supposed 'god' with an ego made of glass.
“ well, aren't you bold. " a statement, not a question.
such a ridiculously easy man to offend. . .
a supposed 'god' with an ego made of glass.
Homander.
OH SHIT IT'S /HOMANDER./
Hop, meanwhile, being not from a universe not under Vought control, his absoulutely /no/ idea who Homelander is... Or what he does.
" What- No. It's a meme, ya dip. "
Yeah, he has no idea who he is or else he would have started running.
OH SHIT IT'S /HOMANDER./
Hop, meanwhile, being not from a universe not under Vought control, his absoulutely /no/ idea who Homelander is... Or what he does.
" What- No. It's a meme, ya dip. "
Yeah, he has no idea who he is or else he would have started running.
dropping his fast food bag and throwing his his hands out in a 'what the fuck' gesture.
a chronically offline mf.
“ okay. so I can't even eat chicken strips without causing a problem. ooooo, I'm SO bad! ”
stupid man. stupid victim complex.
a chronically offline mf.
“ okay. so I can't even eat chicken strips without causing a problem. ooooo, I'm SO bad! ”
stupid man. stupid victim complex.
December 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
eyebrows lifting, he nods as if in agreement, a smile that doesn't quite crease the corners of his eyes in the right way dawning on his face.
“ well, aren't you bold. " a statement, not a question.
such a ridiculously easy man to offend. . .
a supposed 'god' with an ego made of glass.
“ well, aren't you bold. " a statement, not a question.
such a ridiculously easy man to offend. . .
a supposed 'god' with an ego made of glass.
( eye twitch. nearly imperceptible. but it's absolutely there. the fragile little egomaniac is taking being questioned VERY personally. )
*advice? no. no, no, no. the type of people I *stop are beyond advice.
my help is reminding them who is at the top of the food chain.
*advice? no. no, no, no. the type of people I *stop are beyond advice.
my help is reminding them who is at the top of the food chain.
Oh. Right. Um.
( That certainly struck a nerve. Awkward. )
So...how do you, um, safe them from themselves? Do you give them advice? Provide for their needs?
( Hm. Doesn't that sound familiar. )
( That certainly struck a nerve. Awkward. )
So...how do you, um, safe them from themselves? Do you give them advice? Provide for their needs?
( Hm. Doesn't that sound familiar. )
NO.
( fuck. FUCKING SHIT. trying to school his expression. inhale. )
I am so much better than those snivelling bootlickers that call themselves politicians. *I have more strength than they ever will.
( fuck. FUCKING SHIT. trying to school his expression. inhale. )
I am so much better than those snivelling bootlickers that call themselves politicians. *I have more strength than they ever will.
December 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
( eye twitch. nearly imperceptible. but it's absolutely there. the fragile little egomaniac is taking being questioned VERY personally. )
*advice? no. no, no, no. the type of people I *stop are beyond advice.
my help is reminding them who is at the top of the food chain.
*advice? no. no, no, no. the type of people I *stop are beyond advice.
my help is reminding them who is at the top of the food chain.
dropping his fast food bag and throwing his his hands out in a 'what the fuck' gesture.
a chronically offline mf.
“ okay. so I can't even eat chicken strips without causing a problem. ooooo, I'm SO bad! ”
stupid man. stupid victim complex.
a chronically offline mf.
“ okay. so I can't even eat chicken strips without causing a problem. ooooo, I'm SO bad! ”
stupid man. stupid victim complex.
" FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS.
/FUCK/ YA CHICKEN STRIPS. "
Old school Vine memes. It's all Hop knows.
/FUCK/ YA CHICKEN STRIPS. "
Old school Vine memes. It's all Hop knows.
December 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
dropping his fast food bag and throwing his his hands out in a 'what the fuck' gesture.
a chronically offline mf.
“ okay. so I can't even eat chicken strips without causing a problem. ooooo, I'm SO bad! ”
stupid man. stupid victim complex.
a chronically offline mf.
“ okay. so I can't even eat chicken strips without causing a problem. ooooo, I'm SO bad! ”
stupid man. stupid victim complex.
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗡...
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙒𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙊𝙉!
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗡...
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙒𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙊𝙉!
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May 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗡...
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙒𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙊𝙉!
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗧𝗢𝗢 𝗦𝗢𝗢𝗡...
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙃𝘼𝙑𝙀 𝘼𝙒𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝙈𝙀 𝙏𝙊𝙊 𝙎𝙊𝙊𝙉!
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ooc
oh HELL yeah I'm getting followed by more people who can kick homelanders teeth in lets gooooo
oh HELL yeah I'm getting followed by more people who can kick homelanders teeth in lets gooooo
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ooc
oh HELL yeah I'm getting followed by more people who can kick homelanders teeth in lets gooooo
oh HELL yeah I'm getting followed by more people who can kick homelanders teeth in lets gooooo
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
((EVENT: DOOMSDAY))
((11/24- Who knows?))
((11/24- Who knows?))
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
((EVENT: DOOMSDAY))
((11/24- Who knows?))
((11/24- Who knows?))
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
((EVENT: DOOMSDAY))
((11/24- Who knows?))
((11/24- Who knows?))
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
((EVENT: DOOMSDAY))
((11/24- Who knows?))
((11/24- Who knows?))
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
May 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
TEMP PIN
NAME/ALIAS: MATT WARDAY, "HOPPER"
ROLE: PILOT OF LAUGHING SPECTER "DEATH ADDER"
STATUS: DESERTER
===========================
RP ACCOUNT
NON-LEWD/LEWD STRICTLY IN DM'S ONLY!
15 YEARS OF WRITING BAYBEE
WRITTEN BY MASS
INFO BELOW
LIKE AND RT!!!
NAME/ALIAS: MATT WARDAY, "HOPPER"
ROLE: PILOT OF LAUGHING SPECTER "DEATH ADDER"
STATUS: DESERTER
===========================
RP ACCOUNT
NON-LEWD/LEWD STRICTLY IN DM'S ONLY!
15 YEARS OF WRITING BAYBEE
WRITTEN BY MASS
INFO BELOW
LIKE AND RT!!!
a robot is standing in a pile of rubble
ALT: a robot is standing in a pile of rubble
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December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
TEMP PIN
NAME/ALIAS: MATT WARDAY, "HOPPER"
ROLE: PILOT OF LAUGHING SPECTER "DEATH ADDER"
STATUS: DESERTER
===========================
RP ACCOUNT
NON-LEWD/LEWD STRICTLY IN DM'S ONLY!
15 YEARS OF WRITING BAYBEE
WRITTEN BY MASS
INFO BELOW
LIKE AND RT!!!
NAME/ALIAS: MATT WARDAY, "HOPPER"
ROLE: PILOT OF LAUGHING SPECTER "DEATH ADDER"
STATUS: DESERTER
===========================
RP ACCOUNT
NON-LEWD/LEWD STRICTLY IN DM'S ONLY!
15 YEARS OF WRITING BAYBEE
WRITTEN BY MASS
INFO BELOW
LIKE AND RT!!!
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
ooooh, you've got spunk! I might like you!
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
yes, thank you for pointing out the obvious. do you expect a medal or some kind of praise for your impeccable observational skills?
. . . public health risk. . .
December 16, 2025 at 9:42 AM
ooooh, you've got spunk! I might like you!
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
( cracking an unhinged little grin, hands on hips. )
so, what are you? one of Vought's cute little fuck-ups? hm?
( oh look. his face is doing that really funny twitching thing. )
( GIGGLING. what is she. four? )
eXCUSE---
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
December 16, 2025 at 9:34 AM
( oh look. his face is doing that really funny twitching thing. )
ooc.
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
ooc.
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
oh I know that person from mhrp
hi hello um. if you're not familiar with this character he comes with about three dozen warning labels. homelander is Awful. please be aware of that going forward ahaha 😅
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
ooc.
ruh roh raggy
ruh roh raggy
December 16, 2025 at 3:16 AM
ooc.
ruh roh raggy
ruh roh raggy
Reposted by 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇
;; temp pinned i'll make this acc look serious eventually lol
April 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
;; temp pinned i'll make this acc look serious eventually lol
eXCUSE---
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
ahhh.
I know what kind of man you are.
I know what kind of man you are.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
eXCUSE---
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( voice crack. rapid blinking. )
( briefly hitting the boxed action figure pose. lips pressing into a thin line. INHALE.
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
They need you to protect them from.....?
( She deliberately draws out the questioning tone, hoping for him to fill the answer. Her face is scrunched into an encouraging smile that just may seem a little patronising, even if the attention is not such. )
( She deliberately draws out the questioning tone, hoping for him to fill the answer. Her face is scrunched into an encouraging smile that just may seem a little patronising, even if the attention is not such. )
( his expression, for a moment, does this odd twitching thing, almost like he's fighting between a scowl and a smile. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
i do what heroes *do. I save people, save lives. they can't protect themselves, so they *need. . .
( why is he defending himself. )
December 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
( briefly hitting the boxed action figure pose. lips pressing into a thin line. INHALE.
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
very vague hand gesture. )
themselves. mostly. they're so. . .
( he sounds tense! )
ooc.
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ooc.
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
motherfucker is about to get outclassed I can feel it in my BONES an I am prematurely cackling
what is that THING. and why the fuck is it breathing the same air as me.
December 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
what is that THING. and why the fuck is it breathing the same air as me.