Zoe
@flatbird.bsky.social
For Sale: worm shoes, never worm
September 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
For Sale: worm shoes, never worm
job searching is just scrolling through "work with AI" "work with AI" "Raytheon" "work with AI"
September 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
job searching is just scrolling through "work with AI" "work with AI" "Raytheon" "work with AI"
Getting forcefemmed at the orthodontist
August 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Getting forcefemmed at the orthodontist
Cosplaying House (taking Vicodin for my stolen wisdom teeth)
August 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Cosplaying House (taking Vicodin for my stolen wisdom teeth)
I ❤️ My Treacherous Eunuch Advisor
August 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I ❤️ My Treacherous Eunuch Advisor
Adult onset shaken baby syndrome
August 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Adult onset shaken baby syndrome
If someone exploded him with a bomb he'd be Benson Boome
August 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If someone exploded him with a bomb he'd be Benson Boome
Very modestly priced voodoo dolls in Northampton NY
August 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Very modestly priced voodoo dolls in Northampton NY
At the function applying for jobs
August 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
At the function applying for jobs
Hour 1 with the ancient lesbian nuns and my dad goes "so did you love Conclave?"
July 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hour 1 with the ancient lesbian nuns and my dad goes "so did you love Conclave?"
One day you're asexual the next ur listening to ur boygirlfriend whistle the x files theme song distantly from the kitchen as they fill up ur water glass for you at 1am
June 13, 2025 at 9:33 AM
One day you're asexual the next ur listening to ur boygirlfriend whistle the x files theme song distantly from the kitchen as they fill up ur water glass for you at 1am
I think Tampax should release Left and Right tampons like how Twix does (for ur left and right pussie). Just a thought
June 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I think Tampax should release Left and Right tampons like how Twix does (for ur left and right pussie). Just a thought
Robin from Batman 1966 is def trans. Which direction no one knows
May 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Robin from Batman 1966 is def trans. Which direction no one knows
Can't believe Robin from Batman has to tuck every day
May 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Can't believe Robin from Batman has to tuck every day
she on my til I modgepodge
April 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
she on my til I modgepodge
she odge on my podge til i mmmm
April 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
she odge on my podge til i mmmm
she odge on my podge til I mmmm
April 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
she odge on my podge til I mmmm
she m on my dgepodge til I o
April 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
she m on my dgepodge til I o
she m on my o til I dgepodge
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
she m on my o til I dgepodge
she mod on my odd til I podge
April 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
she mod on my odd til I podge
she mmmmm on my odge til I podge
April 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
she mmmmm on my odge til I podge