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Monster: I’m gonna suck your life essence out of you!

Human: Don’t do it, you’ll regret it!

Monster: Like that’s going to stop me!…Oh dear god why are you so negative. Do you need to talk it out?

Human: Yeah so it all started playing a Gacha game
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Does anyone use their bank rewards? I feel like by the time you can actually use the points given it’ll be a decade and even then you’ll only be able to grab the cheapest one LOL
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
There Goes That Hypothesis
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Does the Milkman still exist or did they all retire and live on Milkman island?
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
TRIANGLE?!
November 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
What wizardry is this? How does one get a cut on the skin but the clothes covering it isn’t ripped in the process
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
New Quest Unlocked
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Do you feel your teeth decaying away whenever you drink soda?
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Did He Miss?
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Sephiroth Says No Buff For You!
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Dick and balls are the original Ornstein and Smough
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Recently I’ve been playing chill/cozy music while driving on the highway. But what’s funny to me is seeing people speeding while the music is playing. Like imagine if a cop was in pursuit and they were playing classical music LOL
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Gypceros New Flash Technique
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Guy 1: *Doing a handstand*

Guy 2: Impressive let me show you my footstand, lay down stand, sit stand an-

Guy 1: Oh my god shut up
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The illegal U-Turn
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
When you’re a kid and discover that blinking fast looks as if you are going fast or slowing down time
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Nata Is Not Allowed
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
So there’s a professional sport for slapping right? But is there one for 1,2,3,4 I declare a thumb war! 👍
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Nu Udra Knows How To By Pass The Invincible Frames
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I overheard a convo the other day while going down the stairs. The short of it was two guys talking about their kids. Today their kid was turning 10 years old. The dude says in response “oh happy birthday to him” and the other guys responds with “I do wonder if it was worth it”💀
November 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You Looking Woundable And Staggerable Right Now
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Here let me “break it down” for you. Only to proceed to break down and cry
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
When in doubt play the bit out
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If someone says to you “caught you red handed” during winter as you’re wearing red mittens/gloves. You get away scot free
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you crack your knuckles and they sound like a shonen protagonist doing theirs. See a doctor because chances are you probably shattered your bones to millions of pieces
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM