garlic protects against vampires cause theyre bisexual
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 AM
garlic protects against vampires cause theyre bisexual
im ending your bloodline
gets on one knee
offers you a ring
gets on one knee
offers you a ring
February 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
im ending your bloodline
gets on one knee
offers you a ring
gets on one knee
offers you a ring
i swear im on the wikipedia page for male pregnancy purely for game design research purposes
please you have to believe me
no please dont put me in the freak jail
no please its for a video game
noooooooooo
please you have to believe me
no please dont put me in the freak jail
no please its for a video game
noooooooooo
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
i swear im on the wikipedia page for male pregnancy purely for game design research purposes
please you have to believe me
no please dont put me in the freak jail
no please its for a video game
noooooooooo
please you have to believe me
no please dont put me in the freak jail
no please its for a video game
noooooooooo
chest mimics were inveted by a non-freaky individuell
definitely
definitely
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 PM
chest mimics were inveted by a non-freaky individuell
definitely
definitely
crack cocain short for craigory connorthan kainedy
February 4, 2026 at 12:17 PM
crack cocain short for craigory connorthan kainedy
loki (the guy from marvel) fucked a horse for 3days straight.................
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February 4, 2026 at 8:36 AM
loki (the guy from marvel) fucked a horse for 3days straight.................
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ppl car alot more about the jam than the message and i think thats kinda real still
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
ppl car alot more about the jam than the message and i think thats kinda real still
what if instead of bluesky it was called beestfly and instead of shitposting i summoned an annoying ass minion on your ass
February 4, 2026 at 6:02 AM
what if instead of bluesky it was called beestfly and instead of shitposting i summoned an annoying ass minion on your ass
Im like the dune under your shoes
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Im like the dune under your shoes
What if ypu had a sadened hippopotamus
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
What if ypu had a sadened hippopotamus
yo dude this weed be hittin different bro
dude im like smelling like
colors
no like
the other thing
oh yeah weed
yea that it
oh hi micheal the entity
yea no stuff been like crazy lately
yea thank you michael
you might not be of our dimension but youre an awsome
friend
yea no i just miss richard
wait
dude im like smelling like
colors
no like
the other thing
oh yeah weed
yea that it
oh hi micheal the entity
yea no stuff been like crazy lately
yea thank you michael
you might not be of our dimension but youre an awsome
friend
yea no i just miss richard
wait
February 4, 2026 at 1:32 AM
yo dude this weed be hittin different bro
dude im like smelling like
colors
no like
the other thing
oh yeah weed
yea that it
oh hi micheal the entity
yea no stuff been like crazy lately
yea thank you michael
you might not be of our dimension but youre an awsome
friend
yea no i just miss richard
wait
dude im like smelling like
colors
no like
the other thing
oh yeah weed
yea that it
oh hi micheal the entity
yea no stuff been like crazy lately
yea thank you michael
you might not be of our dimension but youre an awsome
friend
yea no i just miss richard
wait
all of history later:
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
all of history later:
ok but like what if we went up to the enemy base and just..
HORSE
HORSE
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
ok but like what if we went up to the enemy base and just..
HORSE
HORSE
for your safety we have decided to remove the corners of reality
you may accidentally find yourself drifting out of our realm
do not worry
it is to protect you from the the evil corners
thank our gregtilian overlords at aperture science labradories
you may accidentally find yourself drifting out of our realm
do not worry
it is to protect you from the the evil corners
thank our gregtilian overlords at aperture science labradories
February 4, 2026 at 1:26 AM
for your safety we have decided to remove the corners of reality
you may accidentally find yourself drifting out of our realm
do not worry
it is to protect you from the the evil corners
thank our gregtilian overlords at aperture science labradories
you may accidentally find yourself drifting out of our realm
do not worry
it is to protect you from the the evil corners
thank our gregtilian overlords at aperture science labradories
if you dont know what its for
smth smth sex
no like fr scientifically
smth smth sex
no like fr scientifically
February 4, 2026 at 1:24 AM
if you dont know what its for
smth smth sex
no like fr scientifically
smth smth sex
no like fr scientifically
the demons are strong tday and you will resist
not for a good reason
just out of principal
nobody can force you to do anything
not even your own demons
blue glass marble!
not for a good reason
just out of principal
nobody can force you to do anything
not even your own demons
blue glass marble!
February 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
the demons are strong tday and you will resist
not for a good reason
just out of principal
nobody can force you to do anything
not even your own demons
blue glass marble!
not for a good reason
just out of principal
nobody can force you to do anything
not even your own demons
blue glass marble!
clumping up my wisdome to throw it at random ppl
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
clumping up my wisdome to throw it at random ppl
vivzipop ass character design if you ass me
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
vivzipop ass character design if you ass me
rasputin on his was to
what if instead of buckshot roulette it was calledbackshotrouletterandinsteadofashotgun
what if instead of buckshot roulette it was calledbackshotrouletterandinsteadofashotgun
February 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
rasputin on his was to
what if instead of buckshot roulette it was calledbackshotrouletterandinsteadofashotgun
what if instead of buckshot roulette it was calledbackshotrouletterandinsteadofashotgun
i am john democracy and im here to tell you
go vote
now
go vote
now
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
i am john democracy and im here to tell you
go vote
now
go vote
now
when it is foggy
creatures and ghosts can come to our world
creatures and ghosts can come to our world
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
when it is foggy
creatures and ghosts can come to our world
creatures and ghosts can come to our world
glory to the gnome lord!
February 3, 2026 at 5:16 PM
glory to the gnome lord!
aggresive rain noises
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
aggresive rain noises
"girlypop just came and now shes talking about spore"
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
"girlypop just came and now shes talking about spore"
you van come baxk niw pizza boy
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
you van come baxk niw pizza boy