fizzywaterboy.bsky.social
@fizzywaterboy.bsky.social
Someone is driving a white #RangeRover around #Woking with no baffle in their exhaust pipe so it’s loud and pops a lot, not cool.
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Happy new year, fuck you warmongers!
January 1, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I almost got in a fight with someone at work who said #climate change is not man made, he let the mask slip, now I’m not talking to the psycho.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This could be one of the closest F1 seasons in decades, and they are changing the rules next year, so one team will dominate the year.
November 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Went to #screwfix in horseall, Clive explained to me the new system without pencils and paper, the thing I wanted wasn’t in shop, delivery only. I drove home and got it cheaper on AZ
October 17, 2025 at 6:17 PM
To the person that bought this cup of coffee at Newlands Corner and chucked it half way to St Marthas- you can be traced, don’t be a #Litter-Tosser. PS I put it in the bin for you.
September 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
If #FedoraLinux fails when downloading #Updates in Updates click on the 3 lines next to the X, click Software Repositories, try turning off #google-chrome repositories.
August 16, 2025 at 11:38 AM
At no point is your car mechanic going to say “ we swapped the brake and accelerator pedals to see if you are paying attention”, but for some reason the supermarkets sometimes move everything, I can’t find anything on Netflix because they changed it. Maybe I should subscribe to a different service?
August 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
That #leak in the #dam isn’t getting any better at the cascade Windsor Great park.

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July 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@surreyresearchpark.bsky.social
Hi, whoever screwed the hinges on the bin enclosure in 60 Priestly Road please check your screw length!
July 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
#Senigal are a lot like Ronaldo, they can score a goal, and their game plan is fall over.
June 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
May 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I’m not fussy about what wine goes in what glass, just don’t put cold wine in a hot glass straight out of the dish washer.
April 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Basic #economics don’t start a #US trade war with a country who has $750,000,000,000 of US treasury bonds.
April 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
@friends-earth.bsky.social when showering if you take a few seconds at the end to wash all the soap suds down the plug hole with cold water that shower drain will never block. Using a bit more water is probably more environmentally friendly than putting chemicals down the drain.
March 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
@teledynelecroy.bsky.social so the #admin #password is on a sticker on the back of the scope now, where no one will see it.
March 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
If someone shoots #JD Vance in #Greenland it’s going to be war! The solution is don’t let him in!
March 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@teledynelecroy.bsky.social have you changed the password to change the ethernet address?
March 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
#Woking is closed so some twats can go for a jog.
March 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
The tariff’s go up, the stock market goes down, is that a coincidence?
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
#India have an advantage in the Champions Trophy playing all their games on the same ground.
March 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
#Tesla are feeling the #Icarus effect, get too close to the big orange thing means you get burnt.
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I love these heatwaves in Autumn and Winter, I don’t like it in Summer.
February 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
That moment when the one woman that does something at Currys goes home, then i’m doomed, at this point on line shopping is quicker.
February 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM