Fizaa Dosani
@fizaadosani.bsky.social
🗣 pronounced FIZZ-ahh DUH-sah-nee
🗣 CUH-mee-dee-un, ACK-tur, RY-tur
🗣 CUH-mee-dee-un, ACK-tur, RY-tur
Every time you tell a conservative that Mamdani is only a year away from meeting the age requirement to run for president of the USA, an angel gets a living wage
November 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Every time you tell a conservative that Mamdani is only a year away from meeting the age requirement to run for president of the USA, an angel gets a living wage
I’m envious of all the New Yorkers who get to vote for Mamdani, but I’m in California so at least I get to vote YES on 50
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I’m envious of all the New Yorkers who get to vote for Mamdani, but I’m in California so at least I get to vote YES on 50
So like is there a plan for when he doesn’t leave office
November 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
So like is there a plan for when he doesn’t leave office
haunted house but it’s an apartment because no one can afford a house in LA
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
haunted house but it’s an apartment because no one can afford a house in LA
Kings suck, how is it fair to have a piece that can move forwards and backwards and sleep with your wife on your wedding night
October 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Kings suck, how is it fair to have a piece that can move forwards and backwards and sleep with your wife on your wedding night
Why do airlines charge extra for the exit row seats? If we’re willing and able to assist in the event of an emergency, maybe they should be paying us
October 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Why do airlines charge extra for the exit row seats? If we’re willing and able to assist in the event of an emergency, maybe they should be paying us
Court is weird, they ask you to say “nothing but the truth” but then insist you call the judges “your honor”
October 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Court is weird, they ask you to say “nothing but the truth” but then insist you call the judges “your honor”
Potential AI prompts used by the GOP for their smear campaign against prop 50:
“make it sound woke”
“like it’s coming from a lib”
“now make everyone in it a minority”
“make it sound woke”
“like it’s coming from a lib”
“now make everyone in it a minority”
October 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Potential AI prompts used by the GOP for their smear campaign against prop 50:
“make it sound woke”
“like it’s coming from a lib”
“now make everyone in it a minority”
“make it sound woke”
“like it’s coming from a lib”
“now make everyone in it a minority”
Apparently there’s an asterisk after liberty and justice for all*
October 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Apparently there’s an asterisk after liberty and justice for all*
We’re living in the dinosaurs post-apocalypse, the dolphins pre-apocalypse, and the humans current apocalypse
October 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We’re living in the dinosaurs post-apocalypse, the dolphins pre-apocalypse, and the humans current apocalypse
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Distract the Israeli naval blockade and feed him for at least a couple days
Distract the Israeli naval blockade and feed him for at least a couple days
October 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day.
Distract the Israeli naval blockade and feed him for at least a couple days
Distract the Israeli naval blockade and feed him for at least a couple days
Republicans think their base is dumb enough not to realize that they’re cutting Medicaid to give themselves and their rich friends tax cuts, and they’re right
October 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Republicans think their base is dumb enough not to realize that they’re cutting Medicaid to give themselves and their rich friends tax cuts, and they’re right
Just a matter of time before trump wants to change the national language from English to American
October 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just a matter of time before trump wants to change the national language from English to American
I am genuinely thrilled to learn that a Puerto Rican can legally run for president of the United States
October 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I am genuinely thrilled to learn that a Puerto Rican can legally run for president of the United States
Nobody asked for this Portlandia/Homeland crossover episode
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Nobody asked for this Portlandia/Homeland crossover episode
It’s a tragic mistake to send troops to Portland. If the Oregon Trail has taught me anything, half will perish from dysentery
September 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a tragic mistake to send troops to Portland. If the Oregon Trail has taught me anything, half will perish from dysentery
My male guardian says I can’t do Riyadh Comedy Festival, I’m still in time out for driving in 2017
September 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My male guardian says I can’t do Riyadh Comedy Festival, I’m still in time out for driving in 2017
The universe is in a constant state of flux, that’s why I propose all pants should have elastic waistbands
September 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
The universe is in a constant state of flux, that’s why I propose all pants should have elastic waistbands
Netanyahu does genocide and travels the world with impunity while I’m explaining to TSA that the moisture they detect is from packing wet wipes
September 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Netanyahu does genocide and travels the world with impunity while I’m explaining to TSA that the moisture they detect is from packing wet wipes
Disney hikes prices days after losing money over Kimmel outrage because nothing says we learned our lesson like a consistent profit margin
September 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Disney hikes prices days after losing money over Kimmel outrage because nothing says we learned our lesson like a consistent profit margin
Maybe the rapture happened and nobody made the cut
September 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Maybe the rapture happened and nobody made the cut
Nothing gets you in trouble faster than non-violent anti-war protest
September 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Nothing gets you in trouble faster than non-violent anti-war protest
Not slander if it’s true
September 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Not slander if it’s true
Can anyone recommend a good immigration lawyer for natural born citizens, not sure when my birth certificate expires
July 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Can anyone recommend a good immigration lawyer for natural born citizens, not sure when my birth certificate expires
Power to the people yall ✊🏽 LA shows this weekend: TONIGHT 07/18 9:45pm at Comedy Store belly room and 07/20 9pm at Hollywood Improv main room
Pic 1 by Van Corona
Pic 1 by Van Corona
July 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Power to the people yall ✊🏽 LA shows this weekend: TONIGHT 07/18 9:45pm at Comedy Store belly room and 07/20 9pm at Hollywood Improv main room
Pic 1 by Van Corona
Pic 1 by Van Corona