John Brophy 🦍
@fixyourmarketing.bsky.social
Started as a marketing business account but quickly turned in to ramblings about Everton.
Talking about Marketing (barely), Football & Family Travels
Grab me on LinkedIn for slightly more serious/slightly less sweary marketing chat:
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Talking about Marketing (barely), Football & Family Travels
Grab me on LinkedIn for slightly more serious/slightly less sweary marketing chat:
http://bit.ly/4jJEATy
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"This is one of the best calls I've ever had... mind-blowing and gave me a level of clarity I had not expected."
The feedback from the Marketing Audits we’ve been doing the last couple of months have been tremendous.
There’s huge value in getting to the crux of a marketing problem
The feedback from the Marketing Audits we’ve been doing the last couple of months have been tremendous.
There’s huge value in getting to the crux of a marketing problem
Reposted by John Brophy 🦍
On #ThisDayInHistory in 1937, #OswaldMosley arrived for a #fascist rally in #Liverpool. Upon snapping a Nazi salute, he was struck in the head by a thrown brick and spent a week in hospital to recover. Back then people knew how to take out the trash.
#SicSemperTyrannis #Antifa
#SicSemperTyrannis #Antifa
October 10, 2024 at 3:37 PM
On #ThisDayInHistory in 1937, #OswaldMosley arrived for a #fascist rally in #Liverpool. Upon snapping a Nazi salute, he was struck in the head by a thrown brick and spent a week in hospital to recover. Back then people knew how to take out the trash.
#SicSemperTyrannis #Antifa
#SicSemperTyrannis #Antifa
Reposted by John Brophy 🦍
If Everton get Dibbling, Grealish and Dewsbury Hall in one window that's impressive, regardless of what some moaning fuckers would have you believe
August 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
If Everton get Dibbling, Grealish and Dewsbury Hall in one window that's impressive, regardless of what some moaning fuckers would have you believe
August 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Didn’t care about the results of pre-season friendlies when I was 8.
Not going to start not at 41!
We’ll be sound.
#UTFT
P.S. Jealous of everyone at the game today
Not going to start not at 41!
We’ll be sound.
#UTFT
P.S. Jealous of everyone at the game today
August 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Didn’t care about the results of pre-season friendlies when I was 8.
Not going to start not at 41!
We’ll be sound.
#UTFT
P.S. Jealous of everyone at the game today
Not going to start not at 41!
We’ll be sound.
#UTFT
P.S. Jealous of everyone at the game today
Loving everyone writing Everton off for next season including a load of our own fans.
None of them are going to dampen the first time I’ve felt optimistic in years.
We’ll get the players we need before the window closes and we’ll have a belter of a season.
Up The Winning The Fucking Lot Toffees!
None of them are going to dampen the first time I’ve felt optimistic in years.
We’ll get the players we need before the window closes and we’ll have a belter of a season.
Up The Winning The Fucking Lot Toffees!
August 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Loving everyone writing Everton off for next season including a load of our own fans.
None of them are going to dampen the first time I’ve felt optimistic in years.
We’ll get the players we need before the window closes and we’ll have a belter of a season.
Up The Winning The Fucking Lot Toffees!
None of them are going to dampen the first time I’ve felt optimistic in years.
We’ll get the players we need before the window closes and we’ll have a belter of a season.
Up The Winning The Fucking Lot Toffees!
Imagine being a football fan and realising all your moaning, stressing and arguing makes absolutely no difference to how many players your team buys or how they play each week.
And instead letting things play out and just getting behind them and enjoy going the match with your mates/family
#EFC
And instead letting things play out and just getting behind them and enjoy going the match with your mates/family
#EFC
July 31, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Imagine being a football fan and realising all your moaning, stressing and arguing makes absolutely no difference to how many players your team buys or how they play each week.
And instead letting things play out and just getting behind them and enjoy going the match with your mates/family
#EFC
And instead letting things play out and just getting behind them and enjoy going the match with your mates/family
#EFC
Why sign Kyle Walker when you could blow a load of dough on some kid at right back and have nothing left to buy a decent centre forward? 🤷♂️
Just let them get on with it and judge what comes by the end of the window. Or moan about every potential link because they’re not the worldie you wanted. #UTFT
Just let them get on with it and judge what comes by the end of the window. Or moan about every potential link because they’re not the worldie you wanted. #UTFT
June 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Why sign Kyle Walker when you could blow a load of dough on some kid at right back and have nothing left to buy a decent centre forward? 🤷♂️
Just let them get on with it and judge what comes by the end of the window. Or moan about every potential link because they’re not the worldie you wanted. #UTFT
Just let them get on with it and judge what comes by the end of the window. Or moan about every potential link because they’re not the worldie you wanted. #UTFT
June 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Everton rumoured to be interested in…
[checks notes]
…every cunt!
#EFC #TransferWindow #WhatALoadOfShite #UTFT
[checks notes]
…every cunt!
#EFC #TransferWindow #WhatALoadOfShite #UTFT
June 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Everton rumoured to be interested in…
[checks notes]
…every cunt!
#EFC #TransferWindow #WhatALoadOfShite #UTFT
[checks notes]
…every cunt!
#EFC #TransferWindow #WhatALoadOfShite #UTFT
May 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Reposted by John Brophy 🦍
15:45 Sunday afternoon…
“Jordan, what do you mean you fell asleep on top of Nelson’s column and can’t get down? We’ve got a game in 15 minutes!”
“Jordan, what do you mean you fell asleep on top of Nelson’s column and can’t get down? We’ve got a game in 15 minutes!”
May 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
15:45 Sunday afternoon…
“Jordan, what do you mean you fell asleep on top of Nelson’s column and can’t get down? We’ve got a game in 15 minutes!”
“Jordan, what do you mean you fell asleep on top of Nelson’s column and can’t get down? We’ve got a game in 15 minutes!”
May 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
May 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Well, I'm a bag of shit after watching this.
Gutted I don't have a ticket for Sunday but have been lucky enough to get a place on the last stadium tour tomorrow afternoon.
So, still get to say goodbye.
#isSomeoneChoppingOnions
youtu.be/nWHu3ZiE_eA?...
Gutted I don't have a ticket for Sunday but have been lucky enough to get a place on the last stadium tour tomorrow afternoon.
So, still get to say goodbye.
#isSomeoneChoppingOnions
youtu.be/nWHu3ZiE_eA?...
The history and memories of Goodison Park | Full Documentary
YouTube video by Sky Sports News
youtu.be
May 15, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Well, I'm a bag of shit after watching this.
Gutted I don't have a ticket for Sunday but have been lucky enough to get a place on the last stadium tour tomorrow afternoon.
So, still get to say goodbye.
#isSomeoneChoppingOnions
youtu.be/nWHu3ZiE_eA?...
Gutted I don't have a ticket for Sunday but have been lucky enough to get a place on the last stadium tour tomorrow afternoon.
So, still get to say goodbye.
#isSomeoneChoppingOnions
youtu.be/nWHu3ZiE_eA?...
John Stones??
Let’s go all out and bring Jack Rodwell back as well hey? 🤯
Let’s go all out and bring Jack Rodwell back as well hey? 🤯
May 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
John Stones??
Let’s go all out and bring Jack Rodwell back as well hey? 🤯
Let’s go all out and bring Jack Rodwell back as well hey? 🤯
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Easy mode: with alt text, please!
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Easy mode: with alt text, please!
April 26, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Easy mode: with alt text, please!
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Easy mode: with alt text, please!
Paul Robinson: “Everton now looking at the unlikeliest of 1-0 wins”
You been watching the same game?
I’d have been gutted if we hadn’t have won that.
These teams at the top of the league are poor this year
#UTFT
You been watching the same game?
I’d have been gutted if we hadn’t have won that.
These teams at the top of the league are poor this year
#UTFT
April 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Paul Robinson: “Everton now looking at the unlikeliest of 1-0 wins”
You been watching the same game?
I’d have been gutted if we hadn’t have won that.
These teams at the top of the league are poor this year
#UTFT
You been watching the same game?
I’d have been gutted if we hadn’t have won that.
These teams at the top of the league are poor this year
#UTFT
Lessons from this years two Derbys
1) Liverpool get very emotional over playing us (while trying to make out they’re not arsed.
2) If that’s the gap between the worst Everton squad I’ve seen & top of the league then exciting times ahead
3) Virgil Van Dijk & Slot love a little winge 😢 😫
#UTFT
1) Liverpool get very emotional over playing us (while trying to make out they’re not arsed.
2) If that’s the gap between the worst Everton squad I’ve seen & top of the league then exciting times ahead
3) Virgil Van Dijk & Slot love a little winge 😢 😫
#UTFT
April 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Lessons from this years two Derbys
1) Liverpool get very emotional over playing us (while trying to make out they’re not arsed.
2) If that’s the gap between the worst Everton squad I’ve seen & top of the league then exciting times ahead
3) Virgil Van Dijk & Slot love a little winge 😢 😫
#UTFT
1) Liverpool get very emotional over playing us (while trying to make out they’re not arsed.
2) If that’s the gap between the worst Everton squad I’ve seen & top of the league then exciting times ahead
3) Virgil Van Dijk & Slot love a little winge 😢 😫
#UTFT
April 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The NHS: You’ll know if your new medication has worked or not by 4 weeks but keep taking it until your follow up appointment
Also the NHS: Your next follow up appointment is in 4 months time
#NHS #OnItsArse
Also the NHS: Your next follow up appointment is in 4 months time
#NHS #OnItsArse
March 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The NHS: You’ll know if your new medication has worked or not by 4 weeks but keep taking it until your follow up appointment
Also the NHS: Your next follow up appointment is in 4 months time
#NHS #OnItsArse
Also the NHS: Your next follow up appointment is in 4 months time
#NHS #OnItsArse
I don’t think enough of us are talking about the price of Easter Eggs this year 😱
March 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don’t think enough of us are talking about the price of Easter Eggs this year 😱
When did The Wiggles become hench?? 💪
March 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When did The Wiggles become hench?? 💪
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88% of businesses can't find marketers with the skills they need.
78% struggle to keep them when they do.
Here's why:
88% of businesses can't find marketers with the skills they need.
78% struggle to keep them when they do.
Here's why:
March 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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88% of businesses can't find marketers with the skills they need.
78% struggle to keep them when they do.
Here's why:
88% of businesses can't find marketers with the skills they need.
78% struggle to keep them when they do.
Here's why:
Marketing isn't a creative writing competition like social media content creators would have you believe.
Its about doing the often boring and difficult work of getting your fundamentals right and then building a strategy on real marketing principals.
Anything CAN work but nothing works without ⬆️
Its about doing the often boring and difficult work of getting your fundamentals right and then building a strategy on real marketing principals.
Anything CAN work but nothing works without ⬆️
March 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Marketing isn't a creative writing competition like social media content creators would have you believe.
Its about doing the often boring and difficult work of getting your fundamentals right and then building a strategy on real marketing principals.
Anything CAN work but nothing works without ⬆️
Its about doing the often boring and difficult work of getting your fundamentals right and then building a strategy on real marketing principals.
Anything CAN work but nothing works without ⬆️