Let all people of good will join in this new declaration of independence
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

This is the behavior of a dictator.

Hey Democrats: WHERE ARE YOU???!?!!!!! Trump CLEARLY violated his constitutional rights stopping federal funding (that’s explicitly the purview of the senate) and I hear crickets.

There’s going to be 4 years of this with leftists, people who didn’t vote, Jill stein and cornel west voters, Dearborn Muslims & elected dem Muslims, Nina Turner, Chris Hayes & msnbc, and so many others who can go f themselves..

Helpful!

In case you're wondering...

Here's the "plan"

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Here, have a kitten.