michele
@fitzysays.bsky.social
former advertising & marketing. expert in elvis and probably other things.
I used to vote across the street from my house at an abandoned school that was also where the karate kid was filmed. So now when I watch karate kid… I remember voting for a woman president. And how she didn’t win. 😑
April 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I used to vote across the street from my house at an abandoned school that was also where the karate kid was filmed. So now when I watch karate kid… I remember voting for a woman president. And how she didn’t win. 😑
My mom would be so proud. I’ve finally made it.
March 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
My mom would be so proud. I’ve finally made it.
Yellowjackets be like
a purple puppet is playing an organ in front of a staircase
ALT: a purple puppet is playing an organ in front of a staircase
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yellowjackets be like
We’re all doing great. NYT bestsellers tell the story.
February 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We’re all doing great. NYT bestsellers tell the story.
Parenting is relaxing or finding a quiet moment and someone having something life threatening happen. Over and over.
January 11, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Parenting is relaxing or finding a quiet moment and someone having something life threatening happen. Over and over.
there’s this.
Anita Bryant, who was a popular singer but whose opposition to gay rights virtually destroyed her career, died on Dec. 16. She was 84.
Anita Bryant, Whose Anti-Gay Politics Undid a Singing Career, Is Dead at 84
The former beauty queen and spokeswoman for Florida orange juice was an all-American entertainer before she began crusading against L.G.B.T.Q. rights.
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
there’s this.
Pivotal movie scene, violent and bloody.
Wife and I: “ohh… my god”
Tiny voice behind us: “oh my gawwwd!”
My son watched the entire thing.
Wife and I: “ohh… my god”
Tiny voice behind us: “oh my gawwwd!”
My son watched the entire thing.
December 15, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Pivotal movie scene, violent and bloody.
Wife and I: “ohh… my god”
Tiny voice behind us: “oh my gawwwd!”
My son watched the entire thing.
Wife and I: “ohh… my god”
Tiny voice behind us: “oh my gawwwd!”
My son watched the entire thing.
“I’ll always be your safe place, buddy”
5 year old: no you WONT.
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I took away his TMNT ball before this. This was all it took.
5 year old: no you WONT.
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I took away his TMNT ball before this. This was all it took.
December 11, 2024 at 2:55 AM
“I’ll always be your safe place, buddy”
5 year old: no you WONT.
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I took away his TMNT ball before this. This was all it took.
5 year old: no you WONT.
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I took away his TMNT ball before this. This was all it took.
We’ve done it. We’ve come full circle.
November 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
We’ve done it. We’ve come full circle.
Every time at the barber. Every time. “Keep it long an shaggy kind of mid 00s emo for him” and this is the result.
a close up of a man 's face while sitting in a car
ALT: a close up of a man 's face while sitting in a car
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Every time at the barber. Every time. “Keep it long an shaggy kind of mid 00s emo for him” and this is the result.
Reposted by michele
Sums up the current state of the US politics
November 15, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Sums up the current state of the US politics