Steve Fitzpatrick
@fitzpas.com
Celtic, Chiefs, football history, terrible illustrations and photoshops. There will be dog pictures.
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Nancy and Tisdale punted
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Nancy and Tisdale punted
We need an in-the-know alert system for when Sainsbury's halves the price of its Xmas cheese.
December 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
We need an in-the-know alert system for when Sainsbury's halves the price of its Xmas cheese.
The 1% Club is such a weird show.
They make a perfect tv quiz for neurodivergent folk, but before each question they force them to endure what feels like ten minutes of Lee Mack's banal and excruciating contestant banter.
They make a perfect tv quiz for neurodivergent folk, but before each question they force them to endure what feels like ten minutes of Lee Mack's banal and excruciating contestant banter.
December 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The 1% Club is such a weird show.
They make a perfect tv quiz for neurodivergent folk, but before each question they force them to endure what feels like ten minutes of Lee Mack's banal and excruciating contestant banter.
They make a perfect tv quiz for neurodivergent folk, but before each question they force them to endure what feels like ten minutes of Lee Mack's banal and excruciating contestant banter.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Bad day to follow Celtic and the Chiefs.
December 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Bad day to follow Celtic and the Chiefs.
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Trying to use Jira again
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Trying to use Jira again
So tired of how politics has now morphed into a terrible and never-ending Reality TV show.
December 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So tired of how politics has now morphed into a terrible and never-ending Reality TV show.
Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Firework avoiding at the Services yet again. Starting to wonder if we've trained her to play up so she gets taken out for chicken mcnuggets. 😂
Third time this week we've had to put the dog in the car and drive 45 minutes to sit in a rural service station for 2 hours, because of fucking relentless fireworks.
November 7, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Third time this week we've had to put the dog in the car and drive 45 minutes to sit in a rural service station for 2 hours, because of fucking relentless fireworks.
The world should probably stop producing mugs now, it feels like we've all got enough.
November 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The world should probably stop producing mugs now, it feels like we've all got enough.
Love the NFL using cutting-edge technology to measure a complete guess of a spot from the official.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Love the NFL using cutting-edge technology to measure a complete guess of a spot from the official.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
Commanders guards aren't half dancing around pre-snap, btw.
Delighted he's gone. Hope he embarrasses the rest of them on the way out.
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Delighted he's gone. Hope he embarrasses the rest of them on the way out.
Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Pub lunch with The Beast, then a thicc frog.
Legss were excellent at The Victoria, Birmingham and deserved a bigger crowd. Well impressed too by the support, Pay the Stranger.
October 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Legss were excellent at The Victoria, Birmingham and deserved a bigger crowd. Well impressed too by the support, Pay the Stranger.
Walk to Bournville with this bawbag. She's not happy about that secret garden.
October 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Walk to Bournville with this bawbag. She's not happy about that secret garden.
Japanese shoe-gazers Mass of the Fermenting Dregs were exceptional at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. Such good fun to watch.
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
October 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Japanese shoe-gazers Mass of the Fermenting Dregs were exceptional at @hareandhounds.bsky.social. Such good fun to watch.
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
Supported by Retail Store who get a bonus point for the Rickenbacker, but lose three points for making the audience "get low."
Shrewsbury today (and a bit of Ludlow) with la chien de merde
September 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Shrewsbury today (and a bit of Ludlow) with la chien de merde
This is the most fucked-up flavour I have ever experienced. It's like I downloaded a new taste, and not one that I ever want to encounter again.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is the most fucked-up flavour I have ever experienced. It's like I downloaded a new taste, and not one that I ever want to encounter again.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
They are "indescribably" bad, not due to the scale of bad, but because no adjectives exist to explain just how uniquely awful these are.
Englanders... instead of reducing your property values by attaching cheap flags to every lampost, you could show real pride in your country by sorting this shit out.
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Englanders... instead of reducing your property values by attaching cheap flags to every lampost, you could show real pride in your country by sorting this shit out.
No-one cares about...
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
September 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
No-one cares about...
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
1. Your fantasy football team
2. Any sentence that starts with, "I asked ChatGPT...."
I'm broken today. I think it's time to admit I'm getting too old for the 1am-start NFL games.
September 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm broken today. I think it's time to admit I'm getting too old for the 1am-start NFL games.