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fitzk.bsky.social
@fitzk.bsky.social
Wherefore rejoice? What conquest brings he home?
What tributaries follow him to Rome,
To grace in captive bonds his chariot-wheels?

Outgunned, outnumbered, but never outclassed!
Seht ich dann nach unten weg
Da schlägt es links
LINKS!
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Hail! Hail to thee, o, immovable pain!
The young grey-eyed king had been yesterday slain.

This autumnal evening was stuffy and red.
My husband, returning, had quietly said,

"He'd left for his hunting; they carried him home;
They found him laid under the old oak tree's dome.
January 20, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Are you a Claudeworker or are you in *real* IT?
January 16, 2026 at 9:18 AM
The older I get, the more I reach the conclusion that von Moltke's panicked decision to send a two corps and a cavalry to East Prussia in the opening days of WW1 was the single most consequential mistake in all of modern history. It cost Germany the war and in doing so changed everything forever.
January 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I was today years old when I realised that Jamaica was named after King James I.
January 4, 2026 at 10:42 AM
History will remember him as the first leader to attempt regime survival via emergency conversion.
January 3, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Is Jesus Christ indeed a bunker, as Maduro claimed last night? Only one way to find out!
January 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I
Know
The
Pieces
Fit
Cause
I
Watched
Them
Fall
Away
December 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy Blickmas! Sic semper tyrannis!
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
December 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sure the day's fuck all, before you can turn round, it’s night again! So really you can’t do better than go straight from bed to dinner.
December 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This had better be good
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Americanes eunt domus!
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
L'homme est le bâtard de Dieu, un bâtard abandonné. Et vous venez lui demander d'aimer papa ?
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Hegseth seems like the kind of chap who, if handed the pearl-handled revolver, would point it at you.
December 1, 2025 at 6:15 PM
It is time to reinstall
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Peter Thiel and Ian Paisley are strange fuckin bedfellows alright.
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
How did John Howard get away with opening concentration camps for asylum seekers in like 2001?
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo.

"Haha," said Gandalf, hitting his 2:1 distillate pen for the eighteenth time in the past hour, "Hahaha. Fuck."
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Surf Nicaragua
YouTube video by Sacred Reich - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Never such innocence,
Never before or since,
As changed itself to past
Without a word - the men
Leaving the gardens tidy,
The thousands of marriages,
Lasting a little while longer:

Never such innocence again.
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The return of the genocidal weatherman...
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The ocean floor is hidden from your viewing lens
A depth perception languished in the night.
All my life I've been sewing the wounds
But the seeds sprout a lachrymal cloud...
October 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Got a curse I cannot lift
Shines when the sunset shifts
When the moon is round and full
Gotta bust that box, gotta gut that fish
October 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM