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· May 12
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Fish Ratings has assigned the “cultured salmon cell material” produced by high-tech seafood producer Wildtype a provisional and highly speculative ‘B+’ rating with a Positive Outlook after the FDA issued a “no questions” letter about its production process.
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Fish Ratings Assigns Wildtype’s ‘Cultivated’ Salmon Saku Provisional ‘B+’ Rating After FDA Approval
Fish Ratings has assigned the “cultured salmon cell material” produced by high-tech seafood producer Wildtype a provisional and highly speculative ‘B+’ rating with a Positiv…
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June 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Fish Ratings has assigned the “cultured salmon cell material” produced by high-tech seafood producer Wildtype a provisional and highly speculative ‘B+’ rating with a Positive Outlook after the FDA issued a “no questions” letter about its production process.
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As angling in private ponds becomes more popular, we think it’s an important time to revisit why two ratings could be beneficial.
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Private Ponds: Not All Ratings Are the Same
As angling in private ponds becomes more popular, we think it’s an important time to revisit why two ratings could be beneficial.
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May 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
As angling in private ponds becomes more popular, we think it’s an important time to revisit why two ratings could be beneficial.
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Good Morning, and Happy World Fish Migration Day to those who celebrate!
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May 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Good Morning, and Happy World Fish Migration Day to those who celebrate!
Fish Ratings Was Going to Downgrade American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’, But It Turned Out We Had Already Done So
Fish Ratings was thinking about downgrading the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ to generate some publicity for itself, before realising we had already done so in August 2023.
Fish Ratings was thinking about downgrading the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ to generate some publicity for itself, before realising we had already done so in August 2023.
Fish Ratings Was Going to Downgrade American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’, But It Turned Out We Had Already Done So
Fish Ratings was thinking about downgrading the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ to generate some publicity for itself, before realising we had already done so in August 2023.
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May 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Fish Ratings Was Going to Downgrade American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’, But It Turned Out We Had Already Done So
Fish Ratings was thinking about downgrading the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ to generate some publicity for itself, before realising we had already done so in August 2023.
Fish Ratings was thinking about downgrading the American Shad to ‘AA+’ from ‘AAA’ to generate some publicity for itself, before realising we had already done so in August 2023.
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Lululemon Sole, or something.
A reminder that more people are employed in the yoga industry than there are registered fishers working in the UK.
May 19, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Lululemon Sole, or something.
Fish Ratings is ‘Cautiously Uncertain’ (Outlook: Evolving) on the English Channel sector following reports of a breakthrough in reset talks between the United Kingdom and the European Union.
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What You Want to Know: Impact of UK-EU Reset on English Channel Sector
Fish Ratings is ‘Cautiously Uncertain’ (Outlook: Evolving) on the English Channel sector following reports of a breakthrough in reset talks between the United Kingdom and the European U…
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May 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Fish Ratings is ‘Cautiously Uncertain’ (Outlook: Evolving) on the English Channel sector following reports of a breakthrough in reset talks between the United Kingdom and the European Union.
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Fish Ratings has affirmed The Fish You Heated Up in the Office Microwave’s long-term fish rating at ‘D’.
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Fish Ratings Affirms The Fish You Heated Up in Office Microwave at ‘D’
Fish Ratings has affirmed The Fish You Heated Up in the Office Microwave’s long-term fish rating at ‘D’. Your colleagues remain deeply distressed.
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May 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Fish Ratings has affirmed The Fish You Heated Up in the Office Microwave’s long-term fish rating at ‘D’.
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Fish Ratings has assigned the North American Beaver a ‘BBB’ rating with a Positive Outlook, reflecting strong performance in dam construction and wetland management and to mark the recent election of Pope Leo XIV, the first North American to lead the Catholic Church.
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Fish Ratings Assigns Rating to North American Beaver
Fish Ratings – Chicago – May 12 2025: Fish Ratings has assigned the North American Beaver a ‘BBB’ rating with a Positive Outlook, reflecting strong performance in dam constr…
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May 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fish Ratings has assigned the North American Beaver a ‘BBB’ rating with a Positive Outlook, reflecting strong performance in dam construction and wetland management and to mark the recent election of Pope Leo XIV, the first North American to lead the Catholic Church.
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Fish Ratings has affirmed Spotted Boxfish at ‘A+’ (Stable Outlook), reflecting its strong dermal integrity, mid-range toxin deterrent systems, continued relevance in novelty fish portfolios and its resilience to trade tensions between the United States and China.
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Trade War Fails to Impact Spotted Boxfish
Fish Ratings – Hong Kong – May 12 2025: Fish Ratings has affirmed Spotted Boxfish at ‘A+’ (Stable Outlook), reflecting its strong dermal integrity, mid-range toxin deterrent…
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May 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Fish Ratings has affirmed Spotted Boxfish at ‘A+’ (Stable Outlook), reflecting its strong dermal integrity, mid-range toxin deterrent systems, continued relevance in novelty fish portfolios and its resilience to trade tensions between the United States and China.
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Fish Ratings is on Bluesky! Follow us for in-depth ratings of gill-endowed water-dwellers on an arbitrary scale, now powered by AI™ (Aquatic Intelligence).
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You now have access to Fish Ratings PRO!
Dear subscriber, Your access to Fish Ratings has been discontinued. But don’t worry, you now have access to Fish Ratings PRO, powered by AI (Aquatic Intelligence™)! At Fish Ratings, we’…
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May 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Fish Ratings is on Bluesky! Follow us for in-depth ratings of gill-endowed water-dwellers on an arbitrary scale, now powered by AI™ (Aquatic Intelligence).
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