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Poop + Fart
February 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
*pitching my phone against a wall as fast as possible when I see a post that disrespects women*
February 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Pondering the ancient mysteries has enlightened me in the ways of

Primordial Fishing
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
“I’m so hungry ow my tummy hurts because I’m so hungry”

O.K. so u don’t know how to fish

🎣 😂
February 2, 2026 at 2:42 PM
*naked and shitting while falling off of the Empire State Building*

“IT’S GONNA BE A BROWN SUMMER’”
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
back from my hospital stay

#hotairballoonaccident
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I just invented a way to fish 100 times at once
July 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Kia Soul drivers be like:

now where did I park my Kia Soul?
June 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
You watching Star Wars: Haha! Awesome! I love the laser battles and war!

Me: You do realize millions of people are being killed? 🤨
May 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
What if cars were people and they could love and be politicians
May 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
OVERWATCHY
April 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Big day for Protestants
April 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I’ve solved The Ultimate Equation. I understand all of reality. I am alone in my study. This may be my last message to the lower beings of earth.

#fishing
April 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
April 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Me after defeating one thousand kung fu masters in combat only to see one million more enter the dojo:

Heh, bring it on…
April 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Fishing is like fighting in war if you think about it
April 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Jorking it to AI generated porn should be punishable by jail time
April 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Things you never want to find in your Dark Sanctum at 3:00AM on a Tuesday:

1. Orc Barbarian
2. Halfling Thief
3. Elf Wizard
4. Dwarf Cleric
5. Your Imp rummaging through the foodstores
April 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
think I might become an evil villain
April 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Lyrics I wrote in my head at work bc I’m addicted to creating

“If you close your eyes does it almost feel like nothing changed at all…”

#musician #songwriter #christianrock
February 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
you laugh at me because i stink

i laugh at you because you all smell the same
February 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My intellectual prowess shall by your undoing

En garde!
February 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Name that tune…

RADIOACTIVE! RADIOACTIVE!
February 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
*looking at a picture of a bug*
This diva
February 16, 2025 at 5:34 AM