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Women clean toilets using Clorox, rubber gloves and a scrub brush.
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Women clean toilets using Clorox, rubber gloves and a scrub brush.
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
Men clean toilets by peeing as hard as they can on the stains. #dadjoke
When people say how much my kids look like me, I wish they wouldn't sound so shocked.
November 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When people say how much my kids look like me, I wish they wouldn't sound so shocked.
There are 20 year olds that don't understand the reference "you've got mail". Like I wasn't feeling old already you stupid 90's baby son of a…. #jokes
November 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There are 20 year olds that don't understand the reference "you've got mail". Like I wasn't feeling old already you stupid 90's baby son of a…. #jokes
I've never told anyone someone said hi.
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've never told anyone someone said hi.
When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being frickin awesome at everything."
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When I die, I want a disease named after me, with symptoms that include "being frickin awesome at everything."
I asked the pharmacist which laxative is the shittiest. I think it's a fair question. #adultjoke
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I asked the pharmacist which laxative is the shittiest. I think it's a fair question. #adultjoke
She sells seashells by the seashore because she has terrible business sense and shouldn't be selling them where people can get them free. #dadjoke
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
She sells seashells by the seashore because she has terrible business sense and shouldn't be selling them where people can get them free. #dadjoke
Progress is amazing. A century ago, to pass through a town on a horse, we needed about 2 hours. But today with cars, we need about 2 hours. #dadjoke
November 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Progress is amazing. A century ago, to pass through a town on a horse, we needed about 2 hours. But today with cars, we need about 2 hours. #dadjoke
I'm making my kids learn the ABCs backwards while standing on one foot with a flashlight in their face to prepare them for the real world. #dadjoke
November 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm making my kids learn the ABCs backwards while standing on one foot with a flashlight in their face to prepare them for the real world. #dadjoke
I would donate blood but I doubt anyone else's blood type is dark French roast.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I would donate blood but I doubt anyone else's blood type is dark French roast.
The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The mullet is a helmet for domestic violence.
If you're not willing to have a cocktail in a sippy cup so you can drink in the shower, I really question your dedication to alcoholism.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you're not willing to have a cocktail in a sippy cup so you can drink in the shower, I really question your dedication to alcoholism.
If there's a sucker born every minute, how come I'm not getting a BJ right now? #adultjoke
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If there's a sucker born every minute, how come I'm not getting a BJ right now? #adultjoke
Every once in a while I get a notification that somebody added me on X and a tumbleweed rolls by and a coyote howls in the distance.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Every once in a while I get a notification that somebody added me on X and a tumbleweed rolls by and a coyote howls in the distance.
I don't NEED Viagra, but I'm going to take some because I hate people standing too close to me in the grocery store checkout line. #joke
November 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don't NEED Viagra, but I'm going to take some because I hate people standing too close to me in the grocery store checkout line. #joke