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genuinely pissing myself at how excellent this gaga single is
February 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Jacob collier
February 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
ABRACADABRA
February 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
uber offering $1000 in free bets + a gambling addiction should I redeem
January 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I kinda liked Emilia Perez quite a bit it was very entertaining
January 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
me: my cat died
someone: call the kitty coroner 😂
someone else: actually in the south we call it caddy coroner …
me: 😵‍💫
January 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
crack an egg on your head and the yolk is running down
a woman is being interviewed by a reporter at the national board of review
ALT: a woman is being interviewed by a reporter at the national board of review
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January 16, 2025 at 6:02 AM
“I don’t have a bad relationship with alcohol” . Whole time it’s a torrid affair 🤦‍♂️
January 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
girl are u going to Scarborough Fair??? They got parsley, sage, rosemary, AND thyme
January 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
sweet green smelled like wet cockerspaniel today but I’m still gonnna fuck up this harvest bowl
January 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
just read my name so many times on the TL I started to have a panic attack a little bit
a black and white scribble with the word mylife written on it
ALT: a black and white scribble with the word mylife written on it
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January 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I’m Jake
January 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
advertisers still using the new year as a messaging strategy
a cartoon smiley face is holding a needle and says ruh ruh roh
ALT: a cartoon smiley face is holding a needle and says ruh ruh roh
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January 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
just delivered joke which illicited no reaction to 2 senior coworkers
a close up of a woman 's face with a tear coming out of her eye and the words omgggg written below her
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January 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
January 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If I can’t find the cure I’ll I’ll fix you with my love
a yellow smiley face is covering its mouth with its hands and a red heart is in the background .
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December 29, 2024 at 6:21 PM
should I go see Bob Dylan movie alone
have a wonderful and blessed sunday with pink flowers in the water
ALT: have a wonderful and blessed sunday with pink flowers in the water
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December 29, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Reposted by jake
Not all Italians...
BELIEVE ITALIANS
December 23, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Apple Watch acquired, I have the ecosystem….
December 23, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Fuck Idina Menzel
December 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
decided to deep clean when I got home but I’ve been laying down for an hour and a half after doing the dishes
December 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
idgaf stfu goykagmf 😭🤷‍♂️
December 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
sis it’s not about aptitude it’s the way you’re viewed chillleeeee 😭
December 11, 2024 at 8:07 PM
stupid couple walking hand in hand down staircase that’s only 2.5 people wide max
a woman is standing in front of a mirror looking at herself in the mirror .
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December 9, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Kesha themed cycle class is now
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a door .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a door .
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December 9, 2024 at 10:06 PM