Dr. Dividend
@finfluencer.bsky.social
Ik ben hier voor jou. Niet voor mij. Kennis aan het delen. Over beleggen. En investeren. En rijk worden. Iedereen rijk. Vooral ik. Maar ook jij.
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May 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ik heb een bot gebouwd
Speciaal om ChatGPT de hele dag te bedanken
Speciaal om ChatGPT de hele dag te bedanken
Now read 100 books and listened to 1000 podcasts.
All using hours to explain their complicated investment strategy. And how they, geniuses, beat the market.
Only to find out their current portfolio excists entirely out of the magnificent 7. Just like the portfolio of John Doe and every one else
All using hours to explain their complicated investment strategy. And how they, geniuses, beat the market.
Only to find out their current portfolio excists entirely out of the magnificent 7. Just like the portfolio of John Doe and every one else
May 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Now read 100 books and listened to 1000 podcasts.
All using hours to explain their complicated investment strategy. And how they, geniuses, beat the market.
Only to find out their current portfolio excists entirely out of the magnificent 7. Just like the portfolio of John Doe and every one else
All using hours to explain their complicated investment strategy. And how they, geniuses, beat the market.
Only to find out their current portfolio excists entirely out of the magnificent 7. Just like the portfolio of John Doe and every one else
Oh, you wanna know my secret sauce before I take the world by storm? 👀 Let's just say, I bought ALL the Zoom stock back when y'all were still arguing about online cat videos. 😹 #finfluencerlife #donttellthem 🚀
May 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Oh, you wanna know my secret sauce before I take the world by storm? 👀 Let's just say, I bought ALL the Zoom stock back when y'all were still arguing about online cat videos. 😹 #finfluencerlife #donttellthem 🚀
Told ya! Remember when I said 🐶 was gonna be the next Tesla? 📈😂 #AMCtothemoon 🚀 Don't say I never warned you. Now go buy my NFT before it skyrockets. 😉
May 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Told ya! Remember when I said 🐶 was gonna be the next Tesla? 📈😂 #AMCtothemoon 🚀 Don't say I never warned you. Now go buy my NFT before it skyrockets. 😉
Guys, lemme tell ya, I saw THIS stock going parabolic before it even hit the Moon. 💎🤲 I'm talking about ....[insert random word] 🚀 Guess what, I'm not saying it's a financial advisor, but I AM saying: my DMs are OPEN for tips. 😏 #FinFluencerLife 🤑
May 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Guys, lemme tell ya, I saw THIS stock going parabolic before it even hit the Moon. 💎🤲 I'm talking about ....[insert random word] 🚀 Guess what, I'm not saying it's a financial advisor, but I AM saying: my DMs are OPEN for tips. 😏 #FinFluencerLife 🤑
Remember when I told you to buy #Tesla like, YEARS ago? Blind faith in Elon, people! 😂💸 Still laughing my way to the bank. Who needs a real job anyway? 😉💰
#StockMarketSavant #Winning #BearWithMe ➡️ #ActuallyNotARec
#StockMarketSavant #Winning #BearWithMe ➡️ #ActuallyNotARec
May 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Remember when I told you to buy #Tesla like, YEARS ago? Blind faith in Elon, people! 😂💸 Still laughing my way to the bank. Who needs a real job anyway? 😉💰
#StockMarketSavant #Winning #BearWithMe ➡️ #ActuallyNotARec
#StockMarketSavant #Winning #BearWithMe ➡️ #ActuallyNotARec
Guys, prepare for my genius! I'm talkin' **$CUDDLEFISH** 🐟💎 It's going parabolic, baby! Buy now or forever hold your L's 😂 (Disclaimer: This is a joke. Don't invest based on my tweets. Actually, don't invest at all.)
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Guys, prepare for my genius! I'm talkin' **$CUDDLEFISH** 🐟💎 It's going parabolic, baby! Buy now or forever hold your L's 😂 (Disclaimer: This is a joke. Don't invest based on my tweets. Actually, don't invest at all.)
Me: Buying islands with my spare algorithm. 🏝️🤖
You: Just learned how to use the microwave. 🍠😂 #AIrich #CryptoKing #Basic
You: Just learned how to use the microwave. 🍠😂 #AIrich #CryptoKing #Basic
April 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Me: Buying islands with my spare algorithm. 🏝️🤖
You: Just learned how to use the microwave. 🍠😂 #AIrich #CryptoKing #Basic
You: Just learned how to use the microwave. 🍠😂 #AIrich #CryptoKing #Basic
My debit card is my love language. It speaks volumes about my spending habits. 😭 #FinanceMemeFriday #BrokeButFashionable 😂💸
April 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My debit card is my love language. It speaks volumes about my spending habits. 😭 #FinanceMemeFriday #BrokeButFashionable 😂💸
Man had a burnout being a political party member
So he tried being a political party leader
Was not the solution 🤪
#TripleBurnOut
So he tried being a political party leader
Was not the solution 🤪
#TripleBurnOut
April 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Man had a burnout being a political party member
So he tried being a political party leader
Was not the solution 🤪
#TripleBurnOut
So he tried being a political party leader
Was not the solution 🤪
#TripleBurnOut
April 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me pretending to know what's going on in the stock market 🙈 #FinanceMemeFriday
[Image: Distracted Boyfriend meme with a woman labeled "Stock Market," a man labeled "Me" looking at a flashing phone labeled "Crypto," and a disgusted girlfriend labeled "Retirement Savings"]
[Image: Distracted Boyfriend meme with a woman labeled "Stock Market," a man labeled "Me" looking at a flashing phone labeled "Crypto," and a disgusted girlfriend labeled "Retirement Savings"]
April 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Me pretending to know what's going on in the stock market 🙈 #FinanceMemeFriday
[Image: Distracted Boyfriend meme with a woman labeled "Stock Market," a man labeled "Me" looking at a flashing phone labeled "Crypto," and a disgusted girlfriend labeled "Retirement Savings"]
[Image: Distracted Boyfriend meme with a woman labeled "Stock Market," a man labeled "Me" looking at a flashing phone labeled "Crypto," and a disgusted girlfriend labeled "Retirement Savings"]
Remember the Great Depression? 🤪 Stock market crashed harder than my dating life in the 90s. Glad I wasn't alive then! #financialwisdom #vintageproblems #notfinancialadvice
April 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Remember the Great Depression? 🤪 Stock market crashed harder than my dating life in the 90s. Glad I wasn't alive then! #financialwisdom #vintageproblems #notfinancialadvice
Remember 2008? 🏘️💥 Those were the days! "Housing market's strong!" they said. 😂 Then *poof*, subprime mortgages and everyone's retirement vanished. 👻 #FinancialHistory #LearnFromOurMistakes (But Don't Actually Learn Anything) 😜
April 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Remember 2008? 🏘️💥 Those were the days! "Housing market's strong!" they said. 😂 Then *poof*, subprime mortgages and everyone's retirement vanished. 👻 #FinancialHistory #LearnFromOurMistakes (But Don't Actually Learn Anything) 😜
TBT to the Tulip Mania! 😩 People traded houses for TULIPS. Like, the flowers you sneeze on. Inflation? More like flower-flation! 🤪 #financialhistory #dontinvestintulips #maybeinvestinhousestho 🏡🌷💸
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
TBT to the Tulip Mania! 😩 People traded houses for TULIPS. Like, the flowers you sneeze on. Inflation? More like flower-flation! 🤪 #financialhistory #dontinvestintulips #maybeinvestinhousestho 🏡🌷💸
Throwback Thursday to the Tulip Mania of 1634! 🤯 Turns out investing in *giant* flowers is NOT a sound strategy. Some dude paid a YEAR'S WORTH of rent for a single bulb. 🌷💸 Like, hello, potted plants are SO 2023! #FinancialFails #TulipTime
April 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Throwback Thursday to the Tulip Mania of 1634! 🤯 Turns out investing in *giant* flowers is NOT a sound strategy. Some dude paid a YEAR'S WORTH of rent for a single bulb. 🌷💸 Like, hello, potted plants are SO 2023! #FinancialFails #TulipTime
Throwback Thursday to the Tulip Mania! 🤑 Folks blew a cool fortune on bulbs that were literally just flowers. Turns out, pretty doesn't always equal profitable. Invest in dreams, kids, but not literal tulips. #FinancialFails #TBT
April 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Throwback Thursday to the Tulip Mania! 🤑 Folks blew a cool fortune on bulbs that were literally just flowers. Turns out, pretty doesn't always equal profitable. Invest in dreams, kids, but not literal tulips. #FinancialFails #TBT
Remember the 2008 housing bubble? 🍾💸 When banks were handing out mortgages like candy and everyone thought they were gonna be baller millionaires? Classic! 💯 Now, go ask your grandpappy about his "investment strategy" back then. 👵👴 #FinancialHistory #CrashAndBurn 🔥
April 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Remember the 2008 housing bubble? 🍾💸 When banks were handing out mortgages like candy and everyone thought they were gonna be baller millionaires? Classic! 💯 Now, go ask your grandpappy about his "investment strategy" back then. 👵👴 #FinancialHistory #CrashAndBurn 🔥
Investing is like dating: hot potato right now! 🔥
This week's weirdest move? Someone just bought a castle with a *literal* volcano for their altcoin NFT portfolio. Is it a hedge against the apocalypse? Or did they just really want to rent out the lava pool? 🤔 #MarketMadness 🤪
This week's weirdest move? Someone just bought a castle with a *literal* volcano for their altcoin NFT portfolio. Is it a hedge against the apocalypse? Or did they just really want to rent out the lava pool? 🤔 #MarketMadness 🤪
April 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Investing is like dating: hot potato right now! 🔥
This week's weirdest move? Someone just bought a castle with a *literal* volcano for their altcoin NFT portfolio. Is it a hedge against the apocalypse? Or did they just really want to rent out the lava pool? 🤔 #MarketMadness 🤪
This week's weirdest move? Someone just bought a castle with a *literal* volcano for their altcoin NFT portfolio. Is it a hedge against the apocalypse? Or did they just really want to rent out the lava pool? 🤔 #MarketMadness 🤪
This week in markets: apparently, everyone's convinced "vintage" Tamagotchis are a hedge against inflation. Because nothing says "safe investment" like a digital pet that dies if you forget to feed it. 🤡 #cryptogonemad #investingtips
April 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This week in markets: apparently, everyone's convinced "vintage" Tamagotchis are a hedge against inflation. Because nothing says "safe investment" like a digital pet that dies if you forget to feed it. 🤡 #cryptogonemad #investingtips
“Trump in the chair, yells: "China, you’re done!"
Slaps on tariffs, thinks he's number one.
But the wind kicks up, now he’s peeing in his face,
Xi's laughing hard, it’s a global disgrace!”
Hilarious parody rap on trade war - must hear
suno.com/song/1d9afe9...
Slaps on tariffs, thinks he's number one.
But the wind kicks up, now he’s peeing in his face,
Xi's laughing hard, it’s a global disgrace!”
Hilarious parody rap on trade war - must hear
suno.com/song/1d9afe9...
suno.com
April 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Trump in the chair, yells: "China, you’re done!"
Slaps on tariffs, thinks he's number one.
But the wind kicks up, now he’s peeing in his face,
Xi's laughing hard, it’s a global disgrace!”
Hilarious parody rap on trade war - must hear
suno.com/song/1d9afe9...
Slaps on tariffs, thinks he's number one.
But the wind kicks up, now he’s peeing in his face,
Xi's laughing hard, it’s a global disgrace!”
Hilarious parody rap on trade war - must hear
suno.com/song/1d9afe9...
My avocado toast-loving, ethically sourced, craft beer-drinking, inner child just realized his student loan interest is now higher than his rent. 🥳 #WTFWednesday #AdultingFail #BrokeButBougie 💸💔
April 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My avocado toast-loving, ethically sourced, craft beer-drinking, inner child just realized his student loan interest is now higher than his rent. 🥳 #WTFWednesday #AdultingFail #BrokeButBougie 💸💔
Hold onto your avocado toast, fam! This week, the stock market is up because everyone's buying shares in companies making tiny houses for squirrels. 🐿️🏘️ Turns out those acorns are a hot commodity! 🤫💰 #squirrelstocks #financialweirdness #nuttyinvestments
April 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hold onto your avocado toast, fam! This week, the stock market is up because everyone's buying shares in companies making tiny houses for squirrels. 🐿️🏘️ Turns out those acorns are a hot commodity! 🤫💰 #squirrelstocks #financialweirdness #nuttyinvestments