The Eremite
@findesickle.bsky.social
The disallowed softhard side of a deeply limited aging mortal who reads a lot, plays guitar, and eats pastry.
The words have to come out somehow
The words have to come out somehow
Literally every person who can dance prefers Bad Bunny’s America over Erika Kirk’s America.
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Literally every person who can dance prefers Bad Bunny’s America over Erika Kirk’s America.
Release Don Lemon the fuck now.
January 30, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Release Don Lemon the fuck now.
Welp, they’re killing white people too this time
January 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Welp, they’re killing white people too this time
Ooooo this one hurts bad
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Ooooo this one hurts bad
Being contingent faculty is one humiliation after another.
January 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Being contingent faculty is one humiliation after another.
Really bringing that purity test spirit
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Really bringing that purity test spirit
Yes, must be a purely American thing.
A little more of this spirit, a little less of you
A little more of this spirit, a little less of you
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Yes, must be a purely American thing.
A little more of this spirit, a little less of you
A little more of this spirit, a little less of you
Yup, this. Unless you’re the “virtue signaling is good actually” guy, in which case…TIME TO VIRTUE SIGNAL!
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Yup, this. Unless you’re the “virtue signaling is good actually” guy, in which case…TIME TO VIRTUE SIGNAL!
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Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
The great irony being, of course, that the worst of American food, like the worst of American racism, comes from the UK.
One plate of soul food from my small town has more seasoning than your entire sunless homeland, you damp twat.
One plate of soul food from my small town has more seasoning than your entire sunless homeland, you damp twat.
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
The great irony being, of course, that the worst of American food, like the worst of American racism, comes from the UK.
One plate of soul food from my small town has more seasoning than your entire sunless homeland, you damp twat.
One plate of soul food from my small town has more seasoning than your entire sunless homeland, you damp twat.
…but let’s avoid or be dismissive of any discussion that young men need help or attention
Went to the bookstore and saw that the rumors of a post-literate society haven't come to fruition yet. What I have noticed is all the readers are young women
December 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
…but let’s avoid or be dismissive of any discussion that young men need help or attention
Getting a little sick of the term “educator” as a résumé line for people who talk on social media. Either you’re a teacher, responsible for and accountable to a group of students, or you aren’t.
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Getting a little sick of the term “educator” as a résumé line for people who talk on social media. Either you’re a teacher, responsible for and accountable to a group of students, or you aren’t.
Huh. And here I always thought David Williams was gay
December 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Huh. And here I always thought David Williams was gay
If this be true, I would like to see the actual data/evidence in good faith, because right now, all we’re getting is snarling hypocrisy from tenured, senior faculty.
That Compact essay is very easily picked a part with actual data/evidence, but what has become clear is there is very little will to do so as its dubious claims confirm a deeply held grievance amongst an apparently large % of our white colleagues that they are the victims of rampant discrimination.
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If this be true, I would like to see the actual data/evidence in good faith, because right now, all we’re getting is snarling hypocrisy from tenured, senior faculty.
Apply for every job in your field every year; make $50K teaching 3/3 with a PhD; can’t live with yr partner or have a family or home despite publishing b/c search committee friends inform you that you’re the wrong gender/race but it’s “the shots you don’t take.”
This is my fucking livelihood
This is my fucking livelihood
December 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Apply for every job in your field every year; make $50K teaching 3/3 with a PhD; can’t live with yr partner or have a family or home despite publishing b/c search committee friends inform you that you’re the wrong gender/race but it’s “the shots you don’t take.”
This is my fucking livelihood
This is my fucking livelihood
“Economic forces”?
Thing is, none of the contingent faculty getting fucked by this think diversity is bad. None of us. But we are getting fucked anyway. No house, no kids, no research support, no actual respect from TT profs, and only snark and rage like yours whenever we point out the obvious. FU.
Thing is, none of the contingent faculty getting fucked by this think diversity is bad. None of us. But we are getting fucked anyway. No house, no kids, no research support, no actual respect from TT profs, and only snark and rage like yours whenever we point out the obvious. FU.
December 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Economic forces”?
Thing is, none of the contingent faculty getting fucked by this think diversity is bad. None of us. But we are getting fucked anyway. No house, no kids, no research support, no actual respect from TT profs, and only snark and rage like yours whenever we point out the obvious. FU.
Thing is, none of the contingent faculty getting fucked by this think diversity is bad. None of us. But we are getting fucked anyway. No house, no kids, no research support, no actual respect from TT profs, and only snark and rage like yours whenever we point out the obvious. FU.
The harm caused by the disappearance of ACA subsidies will far outstrip that caused by “planes falling out of the sky.”
Oh, In sorry, I forgot the Bluesky tradition was to screenshot horseshit like this…give me a second.
Oh, In sorry, I forgot the Bluesky tradition was to screenshot horseshit like this…give me a second.
December 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
The harm caused by the disappearance of ACA subsidies will far outstrip that caused by “planes falling out of the sky.”
Oh, In sorry, I forgot the Bluesky tradition was to screenshot horseshit like this…give me a second.
Oh, In sorry, I forgot the Bluesky tradition was to screenshot horseshit like this…give me a second.
Yes, it would have been.
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Yes, it would have been.
Plastic surgery is actually really gross looking. Like why are there worms on your face
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Plastic surgery is actually really gross looking. Like why are there worms on your face
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My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
I have three degrees from the best universities in the world. I work overtime for 51K annually for the right to keep working.
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I have three degrees from the best universities in the world. I work overtime for 51K annually for the right to keep working.
GOD the thing we call “Christmas music” is so revolting
November 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
GOD the thing we call “Christmas music” is so revolting
The protagonist is a holier-than-thou, liberal-arts-college-graduated white woman living in The Most Obnoxious City on Earth, and boy does she represent LA well
I'm really thrilled to be reviewing/recapping PLURIBUS with @patrickklepek.bsky.social each week. It's a brilliant show and a fun hang. Watch us break down this week's episode (also on Decoding TV wherever you get your podcasts): www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0HO...
Pluribus Ep 4 Tests What’s Possible In This World
YouTube video by Decoding TV
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November 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The protagonist is a holier-than-thou, liberal-arts-college-graduated white woman living in The Most Obnoxious City on Earth, and boy does she represent LA well
No one is born with a cultural identity; the only way to earn one is to learn it.
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
No one is born with a cultural identity; the only way to earn one is to learn it.