He couldn’t escape even if he wanted to

Mounting posture, now with handholds 😈 @bottomologist.com

schlorp :3

Its up

Will say for what its worth - maybe its just the fact that I am following fewer like uber-twink porn studio ideal porn people on here - but the spread of bodies and male forms that get shared and appreciated on here seems ALOT healthier than on twitter

I do genuinely like BS but I feel like alot of people especially people who primarily use Twitter to drive people toward their sites and or to make sales are going to get frustrated with lower engagement and rebuilding their followings and end up going back to twitter which sucks

Genuine pet peeve - gay guys who talk about themselves or post about themselves in the third person

Like doing it as a tongue in cheek / unserious thing is one thing

but some of these guys are genuinely out here like imitating news or like PopCrave posts about themselves - it screams egomaniac

I love this era of bluesky. twitter gays stumbling around looking for each other. comical and beautiful. like something David Attenborough would narrate with circus music playing in the background

had this acct for a bit but seeings as twitter is a flaming shithole - no time like the present to start using this more

fyi to all the newjacks:
tweets are called skeets, and clout is called smegma

for example:
i'm getting off so many skeets, it's really building up my smegma.