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"Oldest selfie in your phone"

Not really a selfie, but let's just enjoy how this screams both gay and homophobic
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
there's nothing like gossip about strangers. Yes, entertain me with your failures and funny plots
October 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
como assim eles mudaram a intro de "new girl" na season 4???
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
the main character decided to watch a movie
the main character decided to go for a song on spotify first
the main character ended up creating a new playlist, listening to 2 different albums and having a snack in the midtime
October 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
spoiler alert: he didn't read anything at all
so what should i read next: romance between gay witches, romance between gay swimmers. romance between gay knights or romance between gay hockey players?
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I 300% am the "I don't like it 🫣🫣 trade with me" type of boyfriend
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Vir ao BK e comprar um menu spicy sem querer 😭😭😭😭
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A minha casa em Lisboa tem um portal maligno, só pode!
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I will never understand slow walkers in the rain
October 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Um trauma chamado "circula com um atraso de xxx minutos. Pedimos a vossa compreensão pelos incómodos causados"
October 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
this new "Boots" show on netflix is lowkey giving "Valiant", the movie with the war pigeon
October 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I too I'm sitting in a tower waiting for a man...
Except I'm definitely not sitting, I'm out of the tower every chance I get and I will not be exchanging any type of romantic convo with a man
October 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Ainda nem ouvi as músicas do álbum da Taylor Swift até ao fim porque fiquei preso num loop infinito de "the fate of Ophelia"
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Gentlemen, the king of "not moving on" land
Estou pronto para o spotify me dizer que o meu artista mais ouvido do ano é 1D, quase 15 anos depois.
September 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Estou pronto para o spotify me dizer que o meu artista mais ouvido do ano é 1D, quase 15 anos depois.
September 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
tip of the day: life gets way easier if you just assume everyone is madly attracted to you
September 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A arte de passear o kobbo
September 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Vamos ter Camp Rock 3 e a vida faz sentido outra vez
September 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Malta, cheguei à fase da vida em que estou a ver clubes de corrida para me juntar em Lisboa
September 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Wdym I'm the same age Emma Swan was when she broke a course and learned about magic in ouat? 😱
September 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Não estão a perceber, quero tanto meter-me na conversa do grupo ao meu lado. Porque é que nao nasci extrovertidooooooo
September 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Com a quantidade de casamentos que me aparecem na FYP ja me considero wedding planner.
September 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Meanwhile, overheard no comboio "LOL prefiro desperdiçar água do que vinho" kkkk ok, Jesus
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Experimentem fazer um puzzle antigo e descobrirem que faltam 3 peças 💀💀
September 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Probably needed a hug // downloaded grindr instead
September 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM