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Deanna Ortega
@fictionaldeanna.bsky.social
✨(they/them✨

✩ Rat king 🐀
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✩ Business inquiries ⤵️
cursedkingdomsmedia@gmail.com
“but nice girls, they’re pathetic. here’s to evil skanks.” -Rowena

need her in a way that would start the apocalypse for the third time 😩
February 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Deanna! what are you doing today while you listen to Next of Kin on audio?
i'm so glad u asked 😃i'm making an entire spn presentation for josh be he asked me one single question about the supernatural universe
February 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
senator tom cotton seen here blocking ed markey’s Extend Tiktok’s Deadline Act:
January 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
reading thru the lawsuit blake lively issued to justin baldoni has me sick - i cannot believe (no but i can tho) that yet another man has villainized a woman he abused. oh my god.

drive.google.com/file/d/14ebO...
4410b1d9-full.pdf
drive.google.com
December 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
matter of fact i said it on tt but it warrants being said again NICK JONAS, i did not cry myself sick over ur diabetes diagnosis in like 2009 so u could turn around and support that man in 2024 ☹️
December 18, 2024 at 10:21 AM
new moon critical reread thoughts so far:
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
doing a critical reread of twilight for the first time since middle school is realizing how much my understanding was colored by my religious upbringing 😭
December 13, 2024 at 8:32 PM
they really had all of us at twelve years old sitting with our parents in theaters BEGGING these two to boink 😭
December 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
the entire wedding scene in breaking dawn gives me such bad second hand embarrassment - like why is renee singing lullabies like she didn’t abandon her child? who let jessica speak? oh and the supposed 18 y/o boy’s speech about how long he’s been trying to get past what he is??? pls 😭
December 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
doomscrolling a little instead of sleeping tn and happened upon a video where the lady started by yelling “stop eating after midnight!”

ma’am, it’s 3am and i’m currently microwaving a mildly frostbitten pancake that fell out of the instructions bag into my freezer (idk how long ago)… maybe myob
November 20, 2024 at 11:14 AM
if you’re an adult person and you tell me you’ve *checks notes* read HP dozens of times and you didn’t see any antisemitism, racism, transphobia, homophobia, and overall bigotry… well you’ve actually told me all i need to know.
November 20, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Reposted by Deanna Ortega
Libraries, providing free information to everyone, are the bedrock of a free society.

And a shoutout to all the librarians out there! Thank you for all you do!!!

#ILoveLibraries
November 18, 2024 at 1:33 PM
and my tbr never wins 😩
November 19, 2024 at 9:18 PM
hi, i’m a queer and nb (they/them) book goblin. you can either find me yelling about my current read to my husband, spending too much money on books i can’t possibly live long enough to read, or rewatching one of like twelve shows on my roster 🫶

(also i’m a pisces if that matters lol)
November 19, 2024 at 4:33 AM