Mike Wright
@ffhitman.bsky.social
The Fantasy Hitman | Co-host of @fantasyfootballers.bsky.social and @spitballerspod | he/him
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My daughter just received a master thesis in Weezer’s ‘Only In Dreams’. Including a flawless live description of the massive crescendo over the 2nd half. The song is a masterpiece.
January 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My daughter just received a master thesis in Weezer’s ‘Only In Dreams’. Including a flawless live description of the massive crescendo over the 2nd half. The song is a masterpiece.
Waking up this morning:
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December 19, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Waking up this morning:
Watching Arizonans ice skate is high level comedy
December 14, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Watching Arizonans ice skate is high level comedy
Just like we always say, you gotta insure your insurance policies 💀💀💀
Kyle Shanahan said that Christian McCaffrey did injure his PCL and it is a 6-week recovery. His season now looks like it’s over.
49ers RB Jordan Mason suffered an ankle injury and also is being placed on injured reserve.
Two lost RBs.
49ers RB Jordan Mason suffered an ankle injury and also is being placed on injured reserve.
Two lost RBs.
December 2, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Just like we always say, you gotta insure your insurance policies 💀💀💀
The time for redemption has arrived.
You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!
#AbdullahExpress
You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!
#AbdullahExpress
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November 23, 2024 at 6:59 PM
The time for redemption has arrived.
You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!
#AbdullahExpress
You tell 'em I'm starting Ameer Abdullah... and hell's coming with me, you hear? Hell's coming with me!
#AbdullahExpress
No Twitch stream tonight. I’ll be on the Kessel Run
November 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
No Twitch stream tonight. I’ll be on the Kessel Run
Well…it went poorly. 10 carries. I’m counting the 5 targets cause they were hitting him in his stone hands!
November 19, 2024 at 4:47 AM
Well…it went poorly. 10 carries. I’m counting the 5 targets cause they were hitting him in his stone hands!
In the spirit of the season and to get karma on the side of Rico 'Suave' Dowdle, I will donate $5 to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for every touch he gets tonight against the Texans.
DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!
DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!
November 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM
In the spirit of the season and to get karma on the side of Rico 'Suave' Dowdle, I will donate $5 to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for every touch he gets tonight against the Texans.
DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!
DO THE RIGHT THING MCCARTHY!
This is borderline NSFW for dads
November 16, 2024 at 5:23 PM
This is borderline NSFW for dads
Hey party people. Momentum slowly gaining over here it seems. Will try to remember to post both places
November 14, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Hey party people. Momentum slowly gaining over here it seems. Will try to remember to post both places
Hello to everyone that got rate-limited
July 3, 2023 at 4:07 AM
Hello to everyone that got rate-limited
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
May 31, 2023 at 12:32 AM
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?