Fiend Folio Fortune Bot: Reloaded
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A bot that posts one of the fortunes from the Fiend Folio Binding of Isaac MOD every thirty minutes! Ran by @catinsured
hi julia
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
hi julia
this isn't right
November 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
this isn't right
mmmmmmmmmm
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
mmmmmmmmmm
generic funny
fortune text
fortune text
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
generic funny
fortune text
fortune text
your muscles are big
but so is your brain
but so is your brain
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
your muscles are big
but so is your brain
but so is your brain
more fire
more fuel
more meat
more fuel
more meat
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
more fire
more fuel
more meat
more fuel
more meat
good god
it's a snack attack
it's a snack attack
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
good god
it's a snack attack
it's a snack attack
let's get
'im fellas
'im fellas
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
let's get
'im fellas
'im fellas
let me get a good
smell of you, little guy
smell of you, little guy
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
let me get a good
smell of you, little guy
smell of you, little guy
they are gpoing to revoe
the fhting, you goetta
be carfeul isa.c isaac
the fhting, you goetta
be carfeul isa.c isaac
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
they are gpoing to revoe
the fhting, you goetta
be carfeul isa.c isaac
the fhting, you goetta
be carfeul isa.c isaac
the only known enemy
to the hypno germ
to the hypno germ
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the only known enemy
to the hypno germ
to the hypno germ
it's up to you to
traumatize your child
traumatize your child
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
it's up to you to
traumatize your child
traumatize your child
metatron lives
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
metatron lives
it's not like i wanted
to give you this fortune
b-baka
to give you this fortune
b-baka
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
it's not like i wanted
to give you this fortune
b-baka
to give you this fortune
b-baka
kanye lamar and the
philosopher's stone
philosopher's stone
November 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
kanye lamar and the
philosopher's stone
philosopher's stone
they fight, they fight
they fight
they fight
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
they fight, they fight
they fight
they fight
when your hair is damp,
use 4 puffs of the
farrah fawcett spray
use 4 puffs of the
farrah fawcett spray
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
when your hair is damp,
use 4 puffs of the
farrah fawcett spray
use 4 puffs of the
farrah fawcett spray
i used to be the one
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i used to be the one
never forget the
sagan standard.
e.c.r.e.e.
sagan standard.
e.c.r.e.e.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
never forget the
sagan standard.
e.c.r.e.e.
sagan standard.
e.c.r.e.e.
now this is
deserving of an
updoot, good sir
deserving of an
updoot, good sir
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
now this is
deserving of an
updoot, good sir
deserving of an
updoot, good sir
don't know
quite what to do
to get through
quite what to do
to get through
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
don't know
quite what to do
to get through
quite what to do
to get through
when the sentence
is 86 years in prison!
is 86 years in prison!
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
when the sentence
is 86 years in prison!
is 86 years in prison!
have integrity
in your work
in your work
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
have integrity
in your work
in your work
six figures
every monday
every monday
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 AM
six figures
every monday
every monday