@fertheawesome.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
October 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Celsius is life. I’m nothing without them. #energydrinks #celsius #adulting #funny #relatable #adamsandler
October 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Celsius is life. I’m nothing without them. #energydrinks #celsius #adulting #funny #relatable #adamsandler
October 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I know Google says they’re Open but I can’t trust that. I gotta be SURE. #adulting #lifehack #lifetips #funny #relatable
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I know Google says they’re Open but I can’t trust that. I gotta be SURE. #adulting #lifehack #lifetips #funny #relatable
I’m kiddding! Invite me! I won’t go but I still want to be invited. #fomo #fobi #adulting #relatable #funny
October 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I’m kiddding! Invite me! I won’t go but I still want to be invited. #fomo #fobi #adulting #relatable #funny
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
October 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Maybe a little too advanced for my little guy. It slaps tho. 🔥 #parenting #kids #netflix #kidsshow #counting #education
October 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Maybe a little too advanced for my little guy. It slaps tho. 🔥 #parenting #kids #netflix #kidsshow #counting #education
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 AM
October 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Not on my watch. Not. On my. Watch!!
February 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Not on my watch. Not. On my. Watch!!
January 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." -Jack Handy
January 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." -Jack Handy
Elvis Presley would have been 88 years old today. Happy birthday King!
I know many others are like me and celebrate this day with as much enthusiasm as we do with Cinco De Mayo, so just a reminder to celebrate responsibly. #dontdrinkanddrive #elvispresley #kingofrocknroll #elvis #dontdodrugs
I know many others are like me and celebrate this day with as much enthusiasm as we do with Cinco De Mayo, so just a reminder to celebrate responsibly. #dontdrinkanddrive #elvispresley #kingofrocknroll #elvis #dontdodrugs
January 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Elvis Presley would have been 88 years old today. Happy birthday King!
I know many others are like me and celebrate this day with as much enthusiasm as we do with Cinco De Mayo, so just a reminder to celebrate responsibly. #dontdrinkanddrive #elvispresley #kingofrocknroll #elvis #dontdodrugs
I know many others are like me and celebrate this day with as much enthusiasm as we do with Cinco De Mayo, so just a reminder to celebrate responsibly. #dontdrinkanddrive #elvispresley #kingofrocknroll #elvis #dontdodrugs
Anybody else forget to check their kid’s lunchbox when they came home for Winter Break 2 1/2 weeks ago, and just now found what I think used to be a half eaten sandwich? No? Just me? Okay then
#dadlife
#parenting
#kids
#winterbreak
#dadlife
#parenting
#kids
#winterbreak
January 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Anybody else forget to check their kid’s lunchbox when they came home for Winter Break 2 1/2 weeks ago, and just now found what I think used to be a half eaten sandwich? No? Just me? Okay then
#dadlife
#parenting
#kids
#winterbreak
#dadlife
#parenting
#kids
#winterbreak
New year, same me.
January 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
New year, same me.
Kids are great. Right up until the age where they have an opinion about what they wear.
December 26, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Kids are great. Right up until the age where they have an opinion about what they wear.
December 25, 2024 at 11:08 PM
December 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM