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rewatching stranger things s1 bc its PEAK i’ll probs watch s2 but i have no interest in anything beyond that im not watching the final season
January 3, 2026 at 9:33 PM
rewatching stranger things s1 bc its PEAK i’ll probs watch s2 but i have no interest in anything beyond that im not watching the final season
shot myself in the foot by crocheting smthn so unique and different that its always what ppl want me to make in art trades and now i feel like its expected of me and now i hate making them
January 3, 2026 at 9:26 PM
shot myself in the foot by crocheting smthn so unique and different that its always what ppl want me to make in art trades and now i feel like its expected of me and now i hate making them
genuinely losing my mind at this take. a universe where there is literal one human and everyone else is a sentient form of something, versus a universe where everyone is human and there is no magic except this ONE cat. YEAH THATS WEIRD IM SO GLAD THEY DROPPED THIS STORYLINE
January 3, 2026 at 8:49 PM
genuinely losing my mind at this take. a universe where there is literal one human and everyone else is a sentient form of something, versus a universe where everyone is human and there is no magic except this ONE cat. YEAH THATS WEIRD IM SO GLAD THEY DROPPED THIS STORYLINE
my favorite part of being single is not being like required to have sex. i fucking. love. it. i love being able to go months without fucking like sex isnt fun when its an obligation
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
my favorite part of being single is not being like required to have sex. i fucking. love. it. i love being able to go months without fucking like sex isnt fun when its an obligation
i started stacking my kandi cuffs on my arms for funsies and realized i Really need to make some wider cuffs bc i only have a couple that fit above my elbow comfortably 💀
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
i started stacking my kandi cuffs on my arms for funsies and realized i Really need to make some wider cuffs bc i only have a couple that fit above my elbow comfortably 💀
rewatching fionna and cake s1 and fucking christ it took fionna THREE DAYS of cake not eating for her to call the vet!?! THREE DAYS???
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
rewatching fionna and cake s1 and fucking christ it took fionna THREE DAYS of cake not eating for her to call the vet!?! THREE DAYS???
one of the clowns i made reminded me a lot of one of my mutuals, and when i posted it she asked if she could buy that one 😭 i KNEW she’d like it im so happy lol
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
one of the clowns i made reminded me a lot of one of my mutuals, and when i posted it she asked if she could buy that one 😭 i KNEW she’d like it im so happy lol
i fkn love my deep set eyes i like didnt fully understand eye shapes for a long time and once it clicked that i have deep set eyes it made makeup so much better. i love my big ass brow bones i love doing makeup on my eyes
January 1, 2026 at 7:23 AM
i fkn love my deep set eyes i like didnt fully understand eye shapes for a long time and once it clicked that i have deep set eyes it made makeup so much better. i love my big ass brow bones i love doing makeup on my eyes
we popped confetti at midnight but this was my first ever nye where no one counted down from ten and it was legit jarring for me
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
we popped confetti at midnight but this was my first ever nye where no one counted down from ten and it was legit jarring for me
p much whenever i wear my leather rings ppl ask me if they’re band aids but for the first time someone asked if it was climbing wraps?? no i just have too much swag
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 AM
p much whenever i wear my leather rings ppl ask me if they’re band aids but for the first time someone asked if it was climbing wraps?? no i just have too much swag
i managed to accidentally find a dupe for the UD eyeshadow gash that gerard way always wore but. i bought it so long ago and depotted it into a magnetic palette so i have no idea where its from and can never repurchase it! 💕
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
i managed to accidentally find a dupe for the UD eyeshadow gash that gerard way always wore but. i bought it so long ago and depotted it into a magnetic palette so i have no idea where its from and can never repurchase it! 💕
obsessing over my fur coat. its red and black so ive barely worn it bc ive been in Green Mode for a while and fuck i need to wear this more
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
obsessing over my fur coat. its red and black so ive barely worn it bc ive been in Green Mode for a while and fuck i need to wear this more
my friends mom was there at the nye party and she was dressed head to toe in an outfit she crocheted i was going bananas i was so excited. it was BEAUTIFUL
January 1, 2026 at 6:57 AM
my friends mom was there at the nye party and she was dressed head to toe in an outfit she crocheted i was going bananas i was so excited. it was BEAUTIFUL
im like untouchable w this fur coat tbh. any fur coat really. i love my leopard coat. i love my mink coat. i love my big black faux fur. i love fur. cover me in animals
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 AM
im like untouchable w this fur coat tbh. any fur coat really. i love my leopard coat. i love my mink coat. i love my big black faux fur. i love fur. cover me in animals
my fuck buddy hasnt had much sex drive lately bc of a med change and ive been suffering BUT they’re still adamant that they wanna see cute pics of me so lately our interactions have Literally just been *sends selfies* *they go nuts*
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
my fuck buddy hasnt had much sex drive lately bc of a med change and ive been suffering BUT they’re still adamant that they wanna see cute pics of me so lately our interactions have Literally just been *sends selfies* *they go nuts*
i wish i could stare at myself all day :-(
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 AM
i wish i could stare at myself all day :-(
i got to wear my mink coat for the party and flex to everyone that it was real fur. loved getting asked if it was real i was like damn right this is like 30 little dead animals on me rn
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i got to wear my mink coat for the party and flex to everyone that it was real fur. loved getting asked if it was real i was like damn right this is like 30 little dead animals on me rn
ik im super hot and cool and memorable but it feels so shitty running into people that i think im meeting for the first time and they Know Me and My Name
January 1, 2026 at 6:44 AM
ik im super hot and cool and memorable but it feels so shitty running into people that i think im meeting for the first time and they Know Me and My Name
prying the floorboards apart and gnawing on the wood im so hot i cant believe it
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
prying the floorboards apart and gnawing on the wood im so hot i cant believe it
my sister is such a dumbass fucking idiot bitch fucking thought my frozen sweet potato pie filling was fucking soup they made n they fucking ruined it fucking love it so psyched
January 1, 2026 at 12:13 AM
my sister is such a dumbass fucking idiot bitch fucking thought my frozen sweet potato pie filling was fucking soup they made n they fucking ruined it fucking love it so psyched
i remember posting “i dont think the h@des 2 ending was that bad” but i didnt realize i had played the FIXED version of the ending 😭 i cant believe that before, after you save the day, your family basically just criticizes everything you did to save them and your brother just kind of gets the credit
December 31, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i remember posting “i dont think the h@des 2 ending was that bad” but i didnt realize i had played the FIXED version of the ending 😭 i cant believe that before, after you save the day, your family basically just criticizes everything you did to save them and your brother just kind of gets the credit
excited for tonight but since its a “chill party with games” im assuming the drinks are more for. enjoying and sipping vs getting drunk
December 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
excited for tonight but since its a “chill party with games” im assuming the drinks are more for. enjoying and sipping vs getting drunk
i would kill for an adderall rn to get me into the spirit of things UGH
December 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i would kill for an adderall rn to get me into the spirit of things UGH
i just wanna make more clowns i got adhd hyperfixated. i meant to plan my nye outfit this weekend im gonna b doing it on the fly now AAAA
December 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i just wanna make more clowns i got adhd hyperfixated. i meant to plan my nye outfit this weekend im gonna b doing it on the fly now AAAA
cannot stop making these fucking things they’re so fun and CUTE
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 AM
cannot stop making these fucking things they’re so fun and CUTE