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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
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Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results.
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
With this one simple pink salt trick you can make food taste saltier.
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I've been seeing this ad. It's accurate, but not the flex they think.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I love chili dogs, but not as much as John Mellencamp. 😳
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
*Rob Zombie voice*
Doin the tariffs
Tryin to scare us
The President is
Caligula-a!
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
One of the supermarket chains in my area is doing an 11% discount for veterans. It's something.
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Veteran's Day always reminds me of this. We're not suckers and losers, Fuck Cadet Bonespurs.
November 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
From last year, we were correct.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Thanks to Schumer, that chair in hotel rooms will now be designated the Chuck Chair.
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fuck, and I can't stress this enough, Fetterman.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Leaves and snow, seems like a metaphor for Christmas steamrolling Thanksgiving.
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was at the store the other day and it dawned on me that I was a baldy at Aldi.
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I am making chili and just have to accept that I will always fill a pot with just shy of too much stuff. I would inevitably do the same thing with a larger pot.
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Grilled cheese for dinner, because I'm not scared of sandwiches.
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Is it normal for the eyes of the cartoon dinosaurs on the dino nuggets box to follow you around the room?
November 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This one goes out to Andy Handsy, Byeeeee!
youtu.be/ShESKjfu8Uo?...
Moving to Florida
YouTube video by Butthole Surfers - Topic
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Eighteen months in the gamma lab, I put the beanie and the weinie together and now look at me. Best of both worlds
November 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I am thankful that I was able to get a turkey today, one less stressor in this overwhelming time of chaos.
November 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How I imaging Cuomo leaving for Florida after getting his ass handed to him.
youtu.be/Bb3rT6YDZdU?...
The lonely man (Hulk ending music)
YouTube video by Angelo Garavaglia Fragetta
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Team Uncut Spuds
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh yeah, it's twofer Tuesday. We get one more pick, don't we?
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Heck of a way to find out there's oil in Hell.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Trump endorsing Cuomo is akin to Chlamydia endorsing Facebook dating.
November 4, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Turds of a feather
Flush together.
November 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Reposted by Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
Posting an A.I. generated video is like posting a picture of a shit that somebody else took
November 3, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Imagine buying Morrissey tickets and he actually shows up. What then?
November 2, 2025 at 11:00 PM