Reluctant cat provider, owner is much too serious of a term for me

Merch!! I got em on deck🥰🥰

What's going on in here today??

Doing capitalism today, not too happy about it...

Here's my daily check in. What's fun Herr and who should I follow for shenanigans?

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

Ok, who came here to use their powers for evil??