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@fenngh.bsky.social
if u take this seriously ur probably a cockroach
•they/them•
opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.
•they/them•
opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.
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avi's haggis
@fenngh.bsky.social
· Jun 16
I'm not arguing with a Manchurian candidate with a metal arm and blue eyes. Whatever you say gorgeous
"Did you finish the design for our new weapon?"
"Yes boss, I made the brainwashed soldier's metal arm nice and sexy, lotsa muscles, just like you asked."
"...What"
"Yes boss, I made the brainwashed soldier's metal arm nice and sexy, lotsa muscles, just like you asked."
"...What"
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If you've been in a relationship where at least one of you was very unwell and the other either didn't know what to do or couldn't be bothered to try, "Die My Love" may be a painful watch. If you don't like Pattinson, that's ok, because he does well being awful
"Die My Love" was like an alternate future where my ex (not fenngh) didn't have an abortion and where I'm more broken and more of a dick than I think I am. It was very good, and I never want to see it again.
November 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
If you've been in a relationship where at least one of you was very unwell and the other either didn't know what to do or couldn't be bothered to try, "Die My Love" may be a painful watch. If you don't like Pattinson, that's ok, because he does well being awful
Trying to overcome the fear of being cringe because, when it really comes down to it, why should I pretend I'm not excited to talk to someone I'd like to talk to? When did portraying any kind of emotional investment become uncool? If I'm happy to talk to you, it'll show.
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Trying to overcome the fear of being cringe because, when it really comes down to it, why should I pretend I'm not excited to talk to someone I'd like to talk to? When did portraying any kind of emotional investment become uncool? If I'm happy to talk to you, it'll show.
Every time I eat berries, I think about the time my ex's then-gf was convinced I was trying to seduce my ex/steal them from her while I was busy just living my life, not thinking about her at all, and tweeting scurvy prevention updates like "You ever had some berries that were so delicious??"
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every time I eat berries, I think about the time my ex's then-gf was convinced I was trying to seduce my ex/steal them from her while I was busy just living my life, not thinking about her at all, and tweeting scurvy prevention updates like "You ever had some berries that were so delicious??"
Getting all giggly in the presence of Zohran Mamdani is so real
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Getting all giggly in the presence of Zohran Mamdani is so real
Flipping off the local megachurches all by yourself beautiful?
November 22, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Flipping off the local megachurches all by yourself beautiful?
Idling in the Whole Foods parking lot with the heat running, staring at my phone, very very hungry but with too much social anxiety to be perceived, so I keep thinking about places to get food and then not going
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Idling in the Whole Foods parking lot with the heat running, staring at my phone, very very hungry but with too much social anxiety to be perceived, so I keep thinking about places to get food and then not going
Killing spiders inside the house 🚫
Giving them to my children as free entertainment ✅
Giving them to my children as free entertainment ✅
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Killing spiders inside the house 🚫
Giving them to my children as free entertainment ✅
Giving them to my children as free entertainment ✅
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I decided to watch Gone Girl at 10:30 p.m. on a Sunday. I told myself I'd turn it off in the first 15 minutes because the characters were really annoying.
Anyway, I finished it and it's past 1 a.m. and I'm going to bed.
Anyway, I finished it and it's past 1 a.m. and I'm going to bed.
November 17, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I decided to watch Gone Girl at 10:30 p.m. on a Sunday. I told myself I'd turn it off in the first 15 minutes because the characters were really annoying.
Anyway, I finished it and it's past 1 a.m. and I'm going to bed.
Anyway, I finished it and it's past 1 a.m. and I'm going to bed.
Getting to the point of stacked grease and pomade where my hair can just do this
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Getting to the point of stacked grease and pomade where my hair can just do this
You ever just cry about how mean you were to your mom in high school?
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You ever just cry about how mean you were to your mom in high school?
I know an Aquarius hates to see me coming
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I know an Aquarius hates to see me coming
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They should make a Great Gatsby tv show where the intro music is exactly the same as for Seinfeld
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
They should make a Great Gatsby tv show where the intro music is exactly the same as for Seinfeld
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Important question for JewSky: suppose a goy has a Jewish cat in their household, and the Jewish cat, being without thumbs, can't light their own Shabbos candles or do other Jewish things. Should the landlord be doing that for them? Picture of the Jewish cat in question, named Athaliah
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Important question for JewSky: suppose a goy has a Jewish cat in their household, and the Jewish cat, being without thumbs, can't light their own Shabbos candles or do other Jewish things. Should the landlord be doing that for them? Picture of the Jewish cat in question, named Athaliah
"hey did u kno cats step in their own shit"
WAAAAAIT WAIT CATS ARE ANIMALS??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE DOMESTICATED CREATURES IN MY HOUSE BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS??? I DID NOT FUXKING KNOW THAT DAVID
WAAAAAIT WAIT CATS ARE ANIMALS??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE DOMESTICATED CREATURES IN MY HOUSE BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS??? I DID NOT FUXKING KNOW THAT DAVID
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"hey did u kno cats step in their own shit"
WAAAAAIT WAIT CATS ARE ANIMALS??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE DOMESTICATED CREATURES IN MY HOUSE BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS??? I DID NOT FUXKING KNOW THAT DAVID
WAAAAAIT WAIT CATS ARE ANIMALS??? YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE DOMESTICATED CREATURES IN MY HOUSE BEHAVE LIKE ANIMALS??? I DID NOT FUXKING KNOW THAT DAVID
1. Yuo have BRAN DAMAGE
2. RETRAIN yuor NOZE with the 3 STRONGEST SPICES:
- white pepper (for PROS ONLY)
- cumin
- oregANO
2. RETRAIN yuor NOZE with the 3 STRONGEST SPICES:
- white pepper (for PROS ONLY)
- cumin
- oregANO
The worst part of COVID is not being able to smell my cats' heads 😞
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
1. Yuo have BRAN DAMAGE
2. RETRAIN yuor NOZE with the 3 STRONGEST SPICES:
- white pepper (for PROS ONLY)
- cumin
- oregANO
2. RETRAIN yuor NOZE with the 3 STRONGEST SPICES:
- white pepper (for PROS ONLY)
- cumin
- oregANO
When you discover your elder millennial friend is into 2000s Celtic music: Ewwww gross, you're such a millennial lol. I am Not watching any of the YouTube videos you send me
When you discover your crush is into 2000s Celtic music: Oh wow! How interesting 😍😍😍 Please tell me all about this
When you discover your crush is into 2000s Celtic music: Oh wow! How interesting 😍😍😍 Please tell me all about this
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
When you discover your elder millennial friend is into 2000s Celtic music: Ewwww gross, you're such a millennial lol. I am Not watching any of the YouTube videos you send me
When you discover your crush is into 2000s Celtic music: Oh wow! How interesting 😍😍😍 Please tell me all about this
When you discover your crush is into 2000s Celtic music: Oh wow! How interesting 😍😍😍 Please tell me all about this
Watching people buy Jeeps over and over again is like watching your best friend break up with her toxic boyfriend and then get back together with him 500 times
November 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Watching people buy Jeeps over and over again is like watching your best friend break up with her toxic boyfriend and then get back together with him 500 times
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Look at that turkey legge
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Look at that turkey legge
I could easily see the new Frankenstein becoming my next depression/hyperfixation movie
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I could easily see the new Frankenstein becoming my next depression/hyperfixation movie
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Love seeing kiddos getting their ears pierced at a proper shop 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Love seeing kiddos getting their ears pierced at a proper shop 🥹
The Parent Trap (1998) called and asked if I could come on set
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The Parent Trap (1998) called and asked if I could come on set
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7) “God made him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.”
sounds like when you base an entire 2,000 season podcast series on a stoned thought
sounds like when you base an entire 2,000 season podcast series on a stoned thought
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
7) “God made him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.”
sounds like when you base an entire 2,000 season podcast series on a stoned thought
sounds like when you base an entire 2,000 season podcast series on a stoned thought
Who up tiddling they wink
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Who up tiddling they wink