Why schedule a film for 10pm when you’ve got a live snooker final on, #BBC. You’re betting on a one-sided game aren’t you?

Proper goosebumps watching this Macclesfield-Palace game. #FACup

It does appear that the revolution will indeed not be televised #Iran.

Just back from Marty Supreme and tucking into a few reviews, but have had to push them away because they talk about ‘ping pong’, which gets my back up. The sport is called table-tennis, people.

Just came over from the other place. Feel better already.