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sorry, got a little brain/heart activity goin’ for a second there. anyway, saw this random video and recorded it on mute with my phone while my stereo played the song to the best song of the late 1980’s. Please, enjoy your Saturday, as I am. <3 love ya

TOO MOO MUCH OF MY STUFF SPARKS JOY

Stirring a dash of thyme into a cauldron of mace, Velveeta, and macaroni. I really wanna impress him this time.

Bring me my armchair pasta

Blue sky blue chews new shoes and good booze. 2025, we still refusing to lose.

It’s a gooey trek, but the Pile of Unsettling Pebbles is worth a bit o’ spelunking through these mucousy ol’ mines

Martha Stewart but for the Void dwellers

Single-handedly convinced my hot friend she’s actually not a mascara-smeared hog.
It took years.

taco bell is introducing a ball of ground beef and cheese rolled around in a mixture of lettuce and tortilla strips know as "The Fiesta Orb" exclusively on their app. it comes in a clear bag. a black bean option will debut shortly after

Sometimes my husband says, “bowels of the Earth gas” when he’s talking about volcanoes and, well, it’s kinda hot.

Eve…what other stunts did you pull in that garden?
It’s bad enough that I have to writhe in pain, bleed, and regret everything I say once a month, but there is NO OTHER EXPLANATION FOR HOW MANY STRANDS OF MY HAIR ENDS UP IN MY BEST SKINCARE PRODUCTS. NONE.

It's dark, stormy and nearly noon. I'm alone.
My phone just dinged. Sender unknown.

What if you had a reverse gene where soap tasted like cilantro?