Tess the friendly ghost 👻
@femalehemingway.bsky.social
Books are my entire personality 📚
NYC girl living in Switzerland.
Traveling the world one book at a time.
NYC girl living in Switzerland.
Traveling the world one book at a time.
One of the worst things about this current administration is how it’s completely changed some people I used to love. It’s like losing them to a cult
April 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
One of the worst things about this current administration is how it’s completely changed some people I used to love. It’s like losing them to a cult
The world is on fire but I got my hair done and feel pretty so there’s that
March 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The world is on fire but I got my hair done and feel pretty so there’s that
I’m trying to hold on to my sanity during this insane week and not read the news too much but it’s everywhere and I want to cry
January 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m trying to hold on to my sanity during this insane week and not read the news too much but it’s everywhere and I want to cry
I was literally raised by and grew up with someone who speaks and lies like Tr*mp. My mother and him have the same cadence when they lie and it’s absolutely INSANE to witness tbh
January 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I was literally raised by and grew up with someone who speaks and lies like Tr*mp. My mother and him have the same cadence when they lie and it’s absolutely INSANE to witness tbh
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My hot take is that joy is good
January 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My hot take is that joy is good
I feel like an international super spy on Tik Tok right now cause everyone is like “all the Americans are gone” and I’m just there like 👁️ 👄 👁️
January 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I feel like an international super spy on Tik Tok right now cause everyone is like “all the Americans are gone” and I’m just there like 👁️ 👄 👁️
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
An iced coffee in the winter hates to see me coming
January 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
An iced coffee in the winter hates to see me coming
*Me eating an apple semi-loudly*
@michimett.bsky.social: Sorry I don’t have any sugar cubes for you
@michimett.bsky.social: Sorry I don’t have any sugar cubes for you
January 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
*Me eating an apple semi-loudly*
@michimett.bsky.social: Sorry I don’t have any sugar cubes for you
@michimett.bsky.social: Sorry I don’t have any sugar cubes for you
I am begging Andy and Bravo to not bring Jen Shah back. The show is thriving without her and they really don’t need her. #RHOSLC
a woman in a blue sequined top says " i 'm not feelin ' this "
ALT: a woman in a blue sequined top says " i 'm not feelin ' this "
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I am begging Andy and Bravo to not bring Jen Shah back. The show is thriving without her and they really don’t need her. #RHOSLC
Hi stop filming people you don’t know without their consent for your Tik toks! Unless they’re doing something so unbelievably insane that no one would believe you unless you documented it. But a random old lady having lunch by herself does NOT need to be filmed and put on your TT with sad music
December 6, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Hi stop filming people you don’t know without their consent for your Tik toks! Unless they’re doing something so unbelievably insane that no one would believe you unless you documented it. But a random old lady having lunch by herself does NOT need to be filmed and put on your TT with sad music
I have never laughed so hard over any episode of a housewives franchise than I did at this week’s episode of #RHOSLC - Mary peeking through the window, the scarf, kerastase. Oscar worthy
December 6, 2024 at 8:59 AM
I have never laughed so hard over any episode of a housewives franchise than I did at this week’s episode of #RHOSLC - Mary peeking through the window, the scarf, kerastase. Oscar worthy
Hot take: the Japan subway system wasn’t hard to navigate at all. But then again I’m also from NYC and can read google maps lol
December 2, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Hot take: the Japan subway system wasn’t hard to navigate at all. But then again I’m also from NYC and can read google maps lol
Heather fully thinks because she had one viral moment that she’s in charge and is having one of the worst seasons I’ve ever seen. Like girl plz!!! #rhoslc
November 30, 2024 at 7:36 AM
Heather fully thinks because she had one viral moment that she’s in charge and is having one of the worst seasons I’ve ever seen. Like girl plz!!! #rhoslc
So…we went a little insane shopping in Japan (this also includes gifts for people it’s not all for us lol)
November 29, 2024 at 2:23 PM
So…we went a little insane shopping in Japan (this also includes gifts for people it’s not all for us lol)
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Fuck it. In honor of the end of Vanderpump Rules as we know it, I'm posting my (previously on Twitter) thread of Pump Rules' best moments
November 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Fuck it. In honor of the end of Vanderpump Rules as we know it, I'm posting my (previously on Twitter) thread of Pump Rules' best moments
Someone told me they us AI for everything in their personal life and at work and I am like ???????????????
November 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Someone told me they us AI for everything in their personal life and at work and I am like ???????????????
In Japan holding space for defying gravity
November 25, 2024 at 7:58 AM
In Japan holding space for defying gravity
The “I like my sootcase” meme is starting to piss me off like let’s not try to pretend that anyone in that family is endearing
November 24, 2024 at 6:48 AM
The “I like my sootcase” meme is starting to piss me off like let’s not try to pretend that anyone in that family is endearing
“Do penguins even whistle” - Michael out of nowhere
November 21, 2024 at 12:35 AM
“Do penguins even whistle” - Michael out of nowhere
“In the clurb, we all melon pan” - @michimett.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 2:14 PM
“In the clurb, we all melon pan” - @michimett.bsky.social
Struggling to delete the other app because I am still on tumblr I love being on sinking ships
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Struggling to delete the other app because I am still on tumblr I love being on sinking ships
Waitress asked if I wanted an English menu and I said no??? As if I can read Japanese?
November 14, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Waitress asked if I wanted an English menu and I said no??? As if I can read Japanese?
Michael just looked at a pic of Benedict Cumberbatch and said “omg it’s that guy”
November 13, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Michael just looked at a pic of Benedict Cumberbatch and said “omg it’s that guy”