Felix Fontaine Author
@felixfontaine.bsky.social
I’m a gay fiction storyteller with dyslexia, dysgraphia, and a brain that doesn’t always cooperate.
💥 New episodes every Monday.
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💥 New episodes every Monday.
🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6YKEh2oMGovoG04tAXuPm7?si=6df267e6bda440f5
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
I’ve always liked you — but what you said about VP Harris? Spot on. That woman needs to look in the mirror, find her real voice, see her real skin, say what she truly feels, and stop listening to others. She could learn a lot from drag about feeling real.
I’ve always liked you — but what you said about VP Harris? Spot on. That woman needs to look in the mirror, find her real voice, see her real skin, say what she truly feels, and stop listening to others. She could learn a lot from drag about feeling real.
September 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
I’ve always liked you — but what you said about VP Harris? Spot on. That woman needs to look in the mirror, find her real voice, see her real skin, say what she truly feels, and stop listening to others. She could learn a lot from drag about feeling real.
I’ve always liked you — but what you said about VP Harris? Spot on. That woman needs to look in the mirror, find her real voice, see her real skin, say what she truly feels, and stop listening to others. She could learn a lot from drag about feeling real.
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I want to create this story.
I want to create this story.
That’s Terrible 
The Terribles — Full Pitch With “Why I Went Deranged” and Found Family
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September 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I want to create this story.
I want to create this story.
@filmandseries.bsky.social
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
@filmandseries.bsky.social
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
September 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
That’s such a great start — but when I was a child and I did something morally wrong, I was asked to choose my own punishment. I handed over my favorite toy — a Disney toy, actually a Mickey Mouse. The corporate equivalent of that would be handing over an entire company.
Republicans say Democrats could shut down the government.
Could? Honey, we already pulled the plug.
Read the full piece here:
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
Could? Honey, we already pulled the plug.
Read the full piece here:
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
Shut Down the Fucking Government
Republicans keep warning Democrats could shut down the government.
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September 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Republicans say Democrats could shut down the government.
Could? Honey, we already pulled the plug.
Read the full piece here:
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
Could? Honey, we already pulled the plug.
Read the full piece here:
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
@fedupstudio.bsky.social
You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down.
You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down.
September 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
@fedupstudio.bsky.social
You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down.
You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down.
You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down.
@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
You cut cancer research funding, but if a scientist cobbles together a cure with couch-cushion change and a Crock-Pot in their garage, he’ll still pop up like, ‘Look what I invented!’ while holding the beaker upside down.
@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
@rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social
An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart.
I’m so conflicted.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
I’m so conflicted.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart.
I’m so conflicted.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
I’m so conflicted.
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social
#trump
An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart.
I’m so conflicted.
An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart.
I’m so conflicted.
September 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
#trump
An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart.
I’m so conflicted.
An absolute moron — somebody who thinks transgenic mice are somehow transgender. Somebody who bankrupted a casino (a business that practically prints money!) — thinks I’m smart.
I’m so conflicted.
We need collective action we need a convention.
Why Aren’t We Acting Like It Matters?
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September 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
We need collective action we need a convention.
Why Aren’t We Acting Like It Matters?
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September 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We need collective action we need a convention.
Why Aren’t We Acting Like It Matters?
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September 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
People very angry and I have no choice, but to try to remain calm.
People very angry and I have no choice, but to try to remain calm.
September 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
People very angry and I have no choice, but to try to remain calm.
People very angry and I have no choice, but to try to remain calm.
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
When compassion calls in sick and intellectual curiosity takes a vacation, what’s left? My new piece is a plea for all of us to do better.
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
medium.com/@accidentall...
When compassion calls in sick and intellectual curiosity takes a vacation, what’s left? My new piece is a plea for all of us to do better.
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
medium.com/@accidentall...
Compassion Has Covid. Intellectual Curiosity Is on Vacation.
Not sure where this image came from — likely AI-generated.
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September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
@noahmichelson.bsky.social
When compassion calls in sick and intellectual curiosity takes a vacation, what’s left? My new piece is a plea for all of us to do better.
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
medium.com/@accidentall...
When compassion calls in sick and intellectual curiosity takes a vacation, what’s left? My new piece is a plea for all of us to do better.
open.substack.com/pub/accident...
medium.com/@accidentall...
🖊️ How Substack May Accidentally Save Democracy
“This Table Has Forks.”
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September 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When someone keeps saying ‘hoax,’ what they really mean is: I’m lying.
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
When someone keeps saying ‘hoax,’ what they really mean is: I’m lying.
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social
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Actually, I think Trump should change other agencies' names and just be honest--the Department of Injustice for example.
September 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Actually, I think Trump should change other agencies' names and just be honest--the Department of Injustice for example.
