F# eliseeya
LightNews LightNews
banner
feliseeya.bsky.social
F# eliseeya
@feliseeya.bsky.social
240 followers 410 following 4.7K posts
Can I borrow a feeling?
Musician in the hype Band Sweetened Admiration, streamer, politics enthusiast and genuinely funny person. G - W - G' 😤
DGB Ultra|Catgirl
Studiert und hat Pronomen
Matfem
Posts Replies Media Videos
Reposted by F# eliseeya
nord4.bsky.social
Helau Darkness
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
feliseeya.bsky.social
Es heißt Helau und ich sterbe jedes Mal ein bisschen wenn man mich Alaaf sagen lässt.
February 13, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
impergatox.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 12:42 PM
feliseeya.bsky.social
The Bart The.
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
placedelynn.bsky.social
this is why i have been using tincanchat instead of discord for the past 3 years:
- free & open source
- secure encryption
- self-hosted
- endless customization options
- no 3rd party moderation
stock photo of two twin cans connected by wire
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
strawberry.posts.love
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 PM
feliseeya.bsky.social
I‘m a rock fan. I didn’t have to wait for the Epstein files to know that a few of my former favorite artists were pedophiles. They did that on instagram.
February 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
feliseeya.bsky.social
Edmund McMillans new game is literally about fucking cats.
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
feliseeya.bsky.social
I need more friends who play rift of the necrodancer. I have now S-Ranked all normal mode levels and it need competition.
February 11, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
pkandelic.bsky.social
Mock up of a Guardian opinion article but as though written by Seymour Skinner, accompanied by his picture. "Ignore the smears: I had always planned to serve mouth-watering steamed hams at this luncheon. "Seymour Skinner "It's a regional dialect. Upstate New York. Oh, no, you wouldn't have heard it in Utica. It's an Albany expression. "'Aurora borealis' turns out to be house fire as elderly woman rescued from flames."
February 10, 2026 at 8:09 PM
feliseeya.bsky.social
Okay fuck Mewgenics sieht leider wirklich unglaublich gut aus.
February 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
binakleinerals3.bsky.social
Die "kleinen Familienunternehmen", die die CDU schützen will:
Unternehmen der Schwarz-Gruppe
February 9, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
binakleinerals3.bsky.social
Broooo, shut the fuck up.

Ihr könnt nicht immer kleine Unternehmen und Sparer als Vorwand benutzen, um Superreichen in den Arsch zu kriechen.

Wenn ich das noch einmal höre, reiße ich mir mein Rückgrat raus, gehe auf die nächste Kreuzung und mache damit Seilspringen.
February 9, 2026 at 9:33 AM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
lazuwu.bsky.social
Heute sticker gemacht
February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
esfio.bsky.social
Season 2 Episode 34 - Frame 183 out of 2730
Season 2 Episode 34 - Frame 183 out of 2730
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
dielinkebt.de
Die Zahlen der #Dunkelfeldstudie sind erschreckend. Während fast jede zweite Frau psychische #Gewalt erfährt, wird beim #Gewaltschutz seit Jahren verlässlich gespart: Weiterhin fehlen 12.000 Frauenhausplätze und Beratungsstellen sind überlastet." - Kathrin Gebel
www.dielinkebt.de/presse/press...
Istanbul-Konvention endlich vollständig umsetzen!
„Die Zahlen der Dunkelfeldstudie sind erschreckend. Während fast jede zweite Frau psychische Gewalt erfährt, wird beim Gewaltschutz seit Jahren verlässlich gespart. Die Regierung drückt sich um vollum...
www.dielinkebt.de
February 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM
feliseeya.bsky.social
Super Bowl half time is Eurovision for Muricans.
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
squid-lesbian.weekofcharity.de
Whenever the state of the world drags you down, you just gotta remember:
New Rhythm Paradise this year…
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
stjv.fr
🇬🇧✊🌀 Ubisoft : enough is enough! Faced with the arbitrary decision of the CEO who doesn’t even dare talking to employees anymore, unions are calling for a strike on February 10th, 11th and 12th.
Ubisoft is no more, long live Ubisoft! On January 21, 2026, Yves Guillemot announced the end of remote work, closure of several studios, cancellation of projects, and a new 200€ million “cost-cutting” plan. We were informed of this at the same time as the press — as none of these changes had been discussed during the mandatory consultations with the works councils a few days earlier! On January 26, 2026, management announced the implementation of a voluntary departure plan that will affect 200 people at Ubisoft’s headquarters. We are promised autonomy for « Creative Houses », but what about autonomy for employees? We have been negotiating for over a year on remote work policy, sometimes under difficult conditions. An agreement has been in place since September in some studios. Trampled underfoot! We are told about responsibilities, but those who wield this word so easily do not take any responsibility for the consequences of their catastrophic management. We are not fooled: rather than taking financial responsibility for layoffs, they prefer to push us out by making our working conditions unbearable. It’s outrageous. It is because we love Ubisoft that this situation revolts us. Ubisoft’s unions are calling for a massive international strike by all Ubisoft employees on the 10th, 11th and 12th of February 2026. NO to their anti-remote-work obsession to “cost-cutting” plans on employees’ backs to top-down decisions to coercive control on our working conditions YES to our leaders truly taking their responsibilities to management’s duty of sincerity in the face of its failings It is time for our management to understand that they cannot do whatever they want, whether with public money or the work of hundreds of people! Without us, Ubisoft would never have conquered and transformed video games as it has. WE ARE UBISOFT.
January 28, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
nessathewriter.bsky.social
me in hell
screenshot from Doom of a hellish alien scene with the subtitle "WHERE IS THE GUY WHO INVENTED SELLING PERSONAL DATA"
February 9, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
allisteranim.bsky.social
Kinda Fucked Up that in our lifetimes we've gone from "never share personal info on the internet" to "hand over your identity to the most incompetent corporations imaginable".
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
feliseeya.bsky.social
I really feel like buying new horizons.
February 10, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
lucyfr.ee
disappointed we never got a guitar hero movie adaptation where somebody tells the protagonist "you're like some kind of guitar hero" near the beginning and later on it echoes through their head at a pivotal moment
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
kaiserinamy.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Reposted by F# eliseeya
theoddkepple.bsky.social
Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM