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Jumla Buster
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Just a liberal, progressive, secular, idealistic Indian 🇮🇳
Election results were announced on 16th Jan.
Mayor was to be elected after 26th Jan.

It's the 1st Feb today.

Jai Maharashtra!!
www.dailyexcelsior.com/mumbai-mayor...
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February 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Sensex, Nifty see worst January in a decade; mcap erodes most in 11 mths

(Budget will trigger worst February, March and April in a decade.
Modi ji will take care for ensuring that rest of the months maintain that momentum.)

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February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Sensex, Nifty see worst January in a decade; mcap erodes most in 11 mths

(Budget will trigger worst February, March and April in a decade.
Modi ji will take care for ensuring that rest of the months maintain that momentum.)

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February 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
February 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
All thanks to "Good Governance" of Double Engine Sarkar!!

‘Month on, Indore yearns for safe drinking water’
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/bhopal/...
‘Month on, Indore yearns for safe drinking water’ | Bhopal News - The Times of India
Bhopal: A month after the water contamination tragedy surfaced, state Congress president Jitu Patwari on Friday alleged that nothing much changed even.
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Fraand Dolaand couldn't help our Chowkidar's boss from prosecution.

US SEC fraud case against Adani to proceed after procedural issue resolved

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January 31, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Heartburn for Sanghis who thought he was joining the 𝘽igoted 𝙅umla 𝙋arty!
www.thehindu.com/news/nationa...
Mr. Tharoor said, "I can say that I am going to be in the Congress and that I am not going anywhere."
Shashi Tharoor praises Rahul Gandhi as a ‘sincere’ person and ‘strong voice’ against communalism
Shashi Tharoor praises Rahul Gandhi as a sincere leader and strong voice against communalism, emphasizing unity within Congress ahead of elections.
www.thehindu.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Love Jihad proves to be another baseless Jumla!

Cases under Uttarakhand’s conversion law fall in court: 7 years, 5 full trials, all 5 acquittals

indianexpress.com/article/expr...
Cases under Uttarakhand’s conversion law fall in court: 7 years, 5 full trials, all 5 acquittals
Express analysed case records since 2018 when Act was introduced: Courts flag gaps in probe, consent of couples, no proof of coercion.
indianexpress.com
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Brent Crude is on the rise.

Now Jumla Sarkar will use this as an excuse to raise Petrol prices further.

Congratulations to all Bhakts.
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 PM
More proof that 'Cashless India' was just another silly Jumla of our non-biological Fekuji.
January 29, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Oct - Dec Quarter was expected to be a bumper quarter due to Festive spending boosted by GST cuts.

Instead, it is set to be the worst quarter for Corporate earnings in the past 17 quarters.

No wonder, the stock market indices are struggling!
January 29, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Indian Rupee at 110 per Euro.

Must be due to "Mother of all Trade Deals".
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
This was just 3 weeks ago.

Not sure what Chavan ji meant by 'Serious Problems for Pawar'.
January 28, 2026 at 9:09 AM
This was just 3 weeks ago.

Not sure what Chavan ji meant by 'Serious Problems for Pawar'.
January 28, 2026 at 9:08 AM
US dollar has weakened to a 4 month low against a basket of currencies.

And yet, the Rupee continues to hit new lows against the US$.

Like Sushma Swaraj had said, "The Rupee is losing its value, the PM is losing his grace".
January 27, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Wise decision by the UAE. 🇦🇪

Its leadership is doing its best to promote tolerance and peace. The country doesn't need hatred imported from India. 🇮🇳
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Modi 🎶
Modi 🎵
Modi Hai Yoh Mumkin Hai 🎼
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Surrender Narender has done it again!

Duties on imported European cars to be slashed from 110% to 40%.

Europeans can now dump all their unsold inventory on India.

Congratulations to all those who got excited about Fake In India!
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Vijay Kumar,
Meenu Dogra,
Gourav Kumar,
Nidhi Chander &
Harish Chander.

All Sanskari Sanatanis suffering discord in the Parivaar!!

PS : Even Sanskari Pramod Mahajan was killed by his brother.
timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/ind...
Indian national, 3 relatives shot dead in family dispute in US; children hid in closet - The Times of India
US News: An Indian national was among four people killed in a shooting linked to an alleged family dispute in the US state of Georgia, authorities and the Indi.
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Cost of building Phase 1 : ₹2,225crore.

Daily operating cost : ₹8 lakhs.

Daily ticket sales : ₹39,152.

This is how Swayamsewaks and WhatsApp Uncles are being fooled in the name of 'infrastructure'.

www.livemint.com/news/india/b...
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 AM
When you have failed to deliver any Vikas, try and use religion to divert attention of unsuspecting fools.
January 24, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Those who really love India🇮🇳 must join and merge with @INCIndia

Mere short-term, opportunistic 'alliances' won't do!!
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Essential to forge alliance with Left, Congress at the earliest to defeat Trinamool, BJP, says Nawshad Siddique
Nawshad Siddique urges immediate alliance with Congress and Left to effectively challenge Trinamool and BJP in upcoming polls.
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January 24, 2026 at 2:40 AM
More proof that banks are struggling to attract deposits.

That's a clear indication that Indians don't have any savings worth depositing in banks.

Looks like 'Bachat Utsav' and GST 'Reform' have failed miserably.
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Reserve Bank of India moves to inject over Rs 2 lakh crore into banking system
The Reserve Bank of India is injecting over 23 billion dollars into the banking system. This move aims to ease funding conditions. The central bank will use three key instruments. These include open m...
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January 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
NRIs who stand on the streets of foreign cities and cheer for Modi ji during his foreign vacations are not depositing money in India.

कडी निंदा
कडी निंदा
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Nehru Model Vs Modi Model.
The difference is stark! 👇🏽👇🏽
www.bhaskarenglish.in/local/gujara...
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM