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Sonny Derek Porter
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Shits fuckin crazy right?
You throw snowballs at a punter and he’s gonna fuckin shank it

Go Dukes!
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Koopsta Knicca featuring The Dave Matthews Band
October 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Andrew Whitworth will always be hated in this household until he stops the stupid hoodie bullshit #pickalane
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It should have been Gene Simmons
October 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
From my quick “research” I think Trevor Lawrence is the first QB with multiple illegal forward pass penalties in one season since?

You guessed it. The man who walked so TLaw could run. Blake Bortles
October 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
So wait, in all of THAT they didn’t even pretend to introduce any new evidence/studies/links?!?

Even for these wackos that’s BOLD
September 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I, for one, welcome our new Kenvue overlords

#Tylenol
#Lawsuit
#Brainworm
September 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Declines a CNN reporter for being “fake news” so he can call on a reporter asking about the Amish
September 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think somehow that this is the most unhinged, dangerous press conference Trump has had to this point.

Like, this might even be worse than his Covid press conferences…
September 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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what the hell did Tylenol ever do to this guy?
September 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“Little babies were chopped in half”
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“Young people don’t die”
September 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“Between 32 and 38 people are dead”
September 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“Autism is totally outta control… I think you’re gonna see some things that are amazing”
September 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Perry Sook is a tiny little coward bitch.

Michael Eisner is a moron without a single good idea.

Tiny little men. Small penises. 0 self-confidence.

Suck my dick ABC, Disney, ESPN, and Nexstar
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
It’s time to stop waiting around we have to fucking do something.

It’s over if we don’t fight back. It’s still probably over even if we do fight back but fuck that. I won’t roll over and die
September 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I don’t find Jimmy Kimmel funny or enjoy his show at all. Who fucking cares if you find him funny? Why is the right celebrating this?

I remember a time where Ted Cruz was a few seconds away from sticking his little wick inside the Constitution on Fox News because he loved it so much.

Free speech?
September 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I will never forget it if you have supported all of this. Who knows what the outcome will be but I won’t forget or forgive you fucking morons
September 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
PROTECT SETH MEYERS AT ANY COST
September 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
We must stop putting roofs on buildings - it’s the ONLY way we can stop these senseless tragedies from continuing

#ThoughtsAndPrayers
#ProtectOurGuns
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Where is Charlton Heston when you need him?
September 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This bum isn’t important enough for this to be classified as an assassination
September 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
We must find a way to move on. This is just the cost of protecting our gun rights in America.

If empathy was real I might feel it right now. But unfortunately it’s fake, so no biggie!
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“We’ll hold you to the furthest extent of the law …. Let me remind you the death penalty is still legal in Utah”

lol what the fuck bro
September 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM