Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
@fedi.walf.me
Zero to walfdog in sixty seconds or your money back. :verified: Anti-tech-bro technologist. A New Englander by blood, culture, and driving style living in Alabama […]
🌉 bridged from https://pawb.fun/@mathias on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
🌉 bridged from https://pawb.fun/@mathias on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/
Reminder to American national broadcast networks: some people have T-3 listeners that automatically send an alarm signal to a central station.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reminder to American national broadcast networks: some people have T-3 listeners that automatically send an alarm signal to a central station.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
Don't get cute and play "teehee smoke detector sound" in your bumpers. You *will* trip a non-zero number of listeners.
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Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Benjamin: All most people want is their own apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Quark: I also want a plasma cannon.
Reposted by Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[USpol, ALpol, +]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
[USpol, ALpol, +]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
Doug Jones has officially announced his candidacy for AL governor in 2026. I don't suffer under the delusion that a D is likely to win statewide office in AL in 2026 (though he did in 2017 and stranger things have happened), but I'm allowing myself a sliver of hope this time […]
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Baked pumpkin biscotti last night with an adjustment to fit #kitchengladiators for this month: sweetening half with maple syrup! Cooked down pumpkin to cook off excess moisture to be replaced by syrup. Delightful! ^^
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Baked pumpkin biscotti last night with an adjustment to fit #kitchengladiators for this month: sweetening half with maple syrup! Cooked down pumpkin to cook off excess moisture to be replaced by syrup. Delightful! ^^
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
#baking #fedibakes #biscotti
Reading a Wired article with a clickbait headline and a totally sus (to me) subhead, and halfway through, the author introduces @deviantollam - then within about a paragraph mentions Deev describing a series of events as "kink-friendly", and accidentally starting a grass fire.
High-brow […]
High-brow […]
Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Reading a Wired article with a clickbait headline and a totally sus (to me) subhead, and halfway through, the author introduces @deviantollam - then within about a paragraph mentions Deev describing a series of events as "kink-friendly", and accidentally starting a grass fire.
High-brow […]
High-brow […]
It's under control, far as anyone's seen
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
November 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It's under control, far as anyone's seen
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
But there ain't enough shit, to climb out the latrine
:blobfoxupsidedown:
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November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Everyone's favorite overly powerful corpos may try their best to change it, but the internet still, largely, never forgets - including good things.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
November 21, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Everyone's favorite overly powerful corpos may try their best to change it, but the internet still, largely, never forgets - including good things.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
The contents of some random sub-50-follower's hard drive WILL deliver.
Me: *watching car YouTuber who's going to fix the newly-liberated GM EV1*
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
November 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Me: *watching car YouTuber who's going to fix the newly-liberated GM EV1*
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
YT'er: "This was not a bidding war I could win. The maximum I could bid was $17,000, and if I paid that much, my boyfriend -- whom I love 😅✋, and he loves me -- would kill me violently~ So instead..."
Walf: *rewinds to […]
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Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 18, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Today I am stepping down from my role as the CEO of #mastodon. Though this has been in the works for a while, I can't say I've fully processed how I feel about it. There is a bittersweet part to it, and I think I will miss it, but it also felt necessary. It feels like a goodbye, but it isn't—I […]
[Implied very minor cooking injury]
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
[Implied very minor cooking injury]
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
While prepping green onions, my right paw really said "hippity hoppity, it's time for chippity choppity" to my left thumb, and like
come on my good bitch you're on the same side
My profile: *submitting after 4 months*
BeatLeader:
BeatLeader:
November 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My profile: *submitting after 4 months*
BeatLeader:
BeatLeader:
Reposted by Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
Last night...
@mathias: I've seen inside your head!
Me: huh?
Walf: *pulls up a YouTube video on the TV. It's a vine compilation*
Me: o-oh
Walf: See?
(I quote Vines with some degree of frequency)
@mathias: I've seen inside your head!
Me: huh?
Walf: *pulls up a YouTube video on the TV. It's a vine compilation*
Me: o-oh
Walf: See?
(I quote Vines with some degree of frequency)
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Last night...
@mathias: I've seen inside your head!
Me: huh?
Walf: *pulls up a YouTube video on the TV. It's a vine compilation*
Me: o-oh
Walf: See?
(I quote Vines with some degree of frequency)
@mathias: I've seen inside your head!
Me: huh?
Walf: *pulls up a YouTube video on the TV. It's a vine compilation*
Me: o-oh
Walf: See?
(I quote Vines with some degree of frequency)
[USpol, ICE mention]
so has anyone loudly sang Come Out Ye Black & Tans at an ICE protest yet
and if not why not
so has anyone loudly sang Come Out Ye Black & Tans at an ICE protest yet
and if not why not
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
[USpol, ICE mention]
so has anyone loudly sang Come Out Ye Black & Tans at an ICE protest yet
and if not why not
so has anyone loudly sang Come Out Ye Black & Tans at an ICE protest yet
and if not why not
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Baked cinnamon rolls for my walf and I! Second time making them, lovely every time ^^
#baking #bakersofmastodon #bakergay #fedibakes
#baking #bakersofmastodon #bakergay #fedibakes
October 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Baked cinnamon rolls for my walf and I! Second time making them, lovely every time ^^
#baking #bakersofmastodon #bakergay #fedibakes
#baking #bakersofmastodon #bakergay #fedibakes
AWS Elastic Bottleneck™
October 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM
AWS Elastic Bottleneck™
![Screenshot of Fortune article dated October 18, 2024, showing that the CEO of Amazon Web Services "bluntly told colleagues that if they don't like the controversial [forced return to office] policy, they should leave".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ojxeu5q3rewkw2nc35tyzmvh/bafkreiddptvkf5eay75dxftofuqhcvdtelwbtrtmvjsunwovmrdumzxxii@jpeg)
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not.
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
[Audio] Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not.
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not.
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
[Audio] Original post on pawb.fun
pawb.fun
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 AM
It's been a while since I've posted any singing to fedi, like a while a while. But since I've been at it for about two years (with no formal training at all), I figured, why not.
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
I saw the Bridge City Sinners in #atlanta recently (10/10 would sin again), and this was of course part of the set […]
Reposted by Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
my wife found this online somewhere recently, and I don't think I've agreed this hard with anything in a long time
October 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
my wife found this online somewhere recently, and I don't think I've agreed this hard with anything in a long time
"I'll busk for pants before I ever [play Begin Again live with the full Pendulum band]" - Rob Swire
https://youtu.be/cB0bYc5phiY
#neverforget #dankpoorlyagedposts
https://youtu.be/cB0bYc5phiY
#neverforget #dankpoorlyagedposts
October 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
"I'll busk for pants before I ever [play Begin Again live with the full Pendulum band]" - Rob Swire
https://youtu.be/cB0bYc5phiY
#neverforget #dankpoorlyagedposts
https://youtu.be/cB0bYc5phiY
#neverforget #dankpoorlyagedposts
Reposted by Mathias ❄️🐺🐶 :pansexual_flag:
