Francis Brian Shaw
@fbsisnothere.bsky.social
Once a hip young comedian, now I'm sad and old and just killing time between naps.
When Trump says he's "got all the cards" in the trade negotiation with Canada, he's talking about the crayon coloured ones he made by himself out of cardboard
June 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When Trump says he's "got all the cards" in the trade negotiation with Canada, he's talking about the crayon coloured ones he made by himself out of cardboard
Side point, chicken tacos are some of the least desirable of all the tacos.
May 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Side point, chicken tacos are some of the least desirable of all the tacos.
TACO is the anti MAGA
May 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
TACO is the anti MAGA
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
May 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Reposted by Francis Brian Shaw
The important question: Is Cardinal Pizzaballa the new Pope? If so, he should keep his name.
Otherwise, whenever Pizzaballa isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's Pizzaballa?"
Otherwise, whenever Pizzaballa isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's Pizzaballa?"
May 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The important question: Is Cardinal Pizzaballa the new Pope? If so, he should keep his name.
Otherwise, whenever Pizzaballa isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's Pizzaballa?"
Otherwise, whenever Pizzaballa isn't on screen, the other characters should be asking "where's Pizzaballa?"
So who's Vegas got being the new pope?
May 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
So who's Vegas got being the new pope?
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You have to wonder what Mark Carney's other two wishes were after rubbing that bottle
April 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You have to wonder what Mark Carney's other two wishes were after rubbing that bottle
Fingers crossed but I hope we are about to answer one of the most perplexing questions in Canadian politics: if Pierre Poillievre isn't a lying blowhard politician, what else is he qualified to do? #canpoli #canadastrong
April 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Fingers crossed but I hope we are about to answer one of the most perplexing questions in Canadian politics: if Pierre Poillievre isn't a lying blowhard politician, what else is he qualified to do? #canpoli #canadastrong
I don't care how much the tinfoil you use to make your little hats costs after three terms of Liberals. Just get those damn CPC propaganda commercials off my TV so I can watch sports in peace. #canpoli #CanadaStrong
April 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I don't care how much the tinfoil you use to make your little hats costs after three terms of Liberals. Just get those damn CPC propaganda commercials off my TV so I can watch sports in peace. #canpoli #CanadaStrong
Not for nothing, #CanadaStrong is such a better slogan than any of the 80 different forms of "MAGA but pretend its Canadian" Pierre has spent millions trying to shove down our throats. #canpoli
April 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Not for nothing, #CanadaStrong is such a better slogan than any of the 80 different forms of "MAGA but pretend its Canadian" Pierre has spent millions trying to shove down our throats. #canpoli
If you need any indication as to who to vote for in today's Canadian federal election, remember that nearly all white supremacist orgs have been openly campaigning for one party because their leader has been winking at them for months & months. Vote wisely and don't vote for THAT GUY #canpoli
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you need any indication as to who to vote for in today's Canadian federal election, remember that nearly all white supremacist orgs have been openly campaigning for one party because their leader has been winking at them for months & months. Vote wisely and don't vote for THAT GUY #canpoli
It's #electionday in Canada and therefore Trump posted yet another appeal on social media to Canadians to elect a good little lapdog he can bully around.
On behalf of my country, let me just say, for once and for all, he can kiss our infinitely polite, perpetually sovereign asses.
#canpoli
On behalf of my country, let me just say, for once and for all, he can kiss our infinitely polite, perpetually sovereign asses.
#canpoli
April 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's #electionday in Canada and therefore Trump posted yet another appeal on social media to Canadians to elect a good little lapdog he can bully around.
On behalf of my country, let me just say, for once and for all, he can kiss our infinitely polite, perpetually sovereign asses.
#canpoli
On behalf of my country, let me just say, for once and for all, he can kiss our infinitely polite, perpetually sovereign asses.
#canpoli
I'm in a doctor's waiting room and CP24 is on showing Pierre Poilievre's latest policy announcement where "drill baby drill" and "environmental checks are for pussies" seem to be the driving messages. No politician has deserved to be embarrassed with a historic election loss as bad as he does.
April 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I'm in a doctor's waiting room and CP24 is on showing Pierre Poilievre's latest policy announcement where "drill baby drill" and "environmental checks are for pussies" seem to be the driving messages. No politician has deserved to be embarrassed with a historic election loss as bad as he does.
This trade war with China is going end with Trump screaming he's going to tariff them "infinity plus infinity" as he's dragged back inside the white house by secret service and then some underling quietly whispering "we will be removing all tariffs effective immediately" isn't it
April 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This trade war with China is going end with Trump screaming he's going to tariff them "infinity plus infinity" as he's dragged back inside the white house by secret service and then some underling quietly whispering "we will be removing all tariffs effective immediately" isn't it
I guess I owe Pierre Poilievre an apology...it turns out there is someone out there in a position of power with a worse understanding of economics than him.
April 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I guess I owe Pierre Poilievre an apology...it turns out there is someone out there in a position of power with a worse understanding of economics than him.
So, Americans...who's going to be the one to tell your king he's not wearing any clothes?
April 4, 2025 at 10:26 AM
So, Americans...who's going to be the one to tell your king he's not wearing any clothes?
The worldwide question is not "when will Trump come to his senses" anymore, it's "when will Americans stand up to their own president as he bankrupts them"
April 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
The worldwide question is not "when will Trump come to his senses" anymore, it's "when will Americans stand up to their own president as he bankrupts them"
Can we just all marvel for a moment that twice in the past 10yrs the stock market has imploded: the 1st time was "theres a deadly virus w no cure ripping through every country faster than we can track it" & the 2nd time was "the president asked AI to tell him what a tariff was & it was really wrong"
April 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Can we just all marvel for a moment that twice in the past 10yrs the stock market has imploded: the 1st time was "theres a deadly virus w no cure ripping through every country faster than we can track it" & the 2nd time was "the president asked AI to tell him what a tariff was & it was really wrong"
I wonder if Trump is going to like his new moniker "the two trillion dollar loser"
April 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I wonder if Trump is going to like his new moniker "the two trillion dollar loser"
I don't know about anyone else but feeling pretty good about my own job performance right about now.
I mean, yeah Ive made mistakes, oversights, maybe didnt do things the way they should have been done but at least I didnt ask ChatGPT "give me a tough guy tariffs plan" & blindly trusted the results
I mean, yeah Ive made mistakes, oversights, maybe didnt do things the way they should have been done but at least I didnt ask ChatGPT "give me a tough guy tariffs plan" & blindly trusted the results
April 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I don't know about anyone else but feeling pretty good about my own job performance right about now.
I mean, yeah Ive made mistakes, oversights, maybe didnt do things the way they should have been done but at least I didnt ask ChatGPT "give me a tough guy tariffs plan" & blindly trusted the results
I mean, yeah Ive made mistakes, oversights, maybe didnt do things the way they should have been done but at least I didnt ask ChatGPT "give me a tough guy tariffs plan" & blindly trusted the results
To use Trump's own analogy of him doing a surgery on a patient so that their ills might be cured, he's essentially walking away from the table as the patient hemorrhages, patting himself on the back while revealing his "top of the line medical degree" is actually a bus pass.
April 4, 2025 at 9:36 AM
To use Trump's own analogy of him doing a surgery on a patient so that their ills might be cured, he's essentially walking away from the table as the patient hemorrhages, patting himself on the back while revealing his "top of the line medical degree" is actually a bus pass.
I was in the gym yesterday for an hour with a bunch of TVs tuned into random sports channels so of course I saw Pierre Poilievre's ridiculous "Me So Canadian, Me Love Canada Now" ad over 37 times.
March 30, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I was in the gym yesterday for an hour with a bunch of TVs tuned into random sports channels so of course I saw Pierre Poilievre's ridiculous "Me So Canadian, Me Love Canada Now" ad over 37 times.