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No, I don’t have an OF.
If you think about it, we’re all just a bunch of Girls in Bubbles
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
What most people don’t realize is that “grow up!” is actually a pretty vicious retort.
September 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The tits are sitting
September 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If there’s one thing you need to know about me, it’s that I love a sweet treat!
July 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Howdy
June 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I know a full blown tour is out of the question, but I’m desperate for some sort of announcement for a limited tour for Eternal Sunshine
June 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
As a reminder: please stop buying Corporate Pride Apparel unless the proceeds are going to an LGBT charity!
June 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Who the fuck is keeping TCBY open?!
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Americans👏🏻 pay👏🏻 for 👏🏻 tariffs👏🏻
NEW: President Trump insisted today his tariffs would exceed the cost of the GOP tax package, which is expected to add nearly $3 trillion to the debt. But his comments exposed the tension in his agenda: He can raise money or broker trade deals, but maybe not both.

www.nytimes.com/2025/06/05/u...
To Pay for Tax Cuts, Trump Touts Tariff Revenues That May Be Fleeting
www.nytimes.com
June 6, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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How am I supposed to release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin in these conditions?
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
The casting director for Sunrise of the Reaping deserves a massive pay raise!
May 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The way the pope spent his last day on this Earth lecturing JD Vance on immigration and refugees is actually iconic!
April 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Dear casting directors,

I need more Aaron Taylor-Johnson in my life.

Thanks in advance!
April 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This message is for gay men, but applies to anyone that sends unsolicited nudes: I don’t care how hot said nude is, the recipient did not request it and they owe the sender nothing! Please stop demanding them in return!
April 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Seeking validation from strangers on the internet again…
March 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Nashville Country music makes a lot more sense when you realize at its heart, it’s a celebrations of mid white straight men
March 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
All men in Vuori clothing are wearing it because their girlfriend bought it for them. You cannot convince me otherwise
March 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m so tired of the word “respectfully” on work calls. Let’s just cut straight to the point and say “fuck you!”
March 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just met with a new therapist and she was immediately like, “yeah, we should really meet weekly.” Lol
March 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Big Agriculture has somehow gaslight many of you to believe potatoes should be sweet and brussels sprouts are good and I will stand by silently no more!
March 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The most interesting thing about James Bond (any iteration) is the women he sleeps with, and I feel like the producers have forgotten that
March 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Please do yourself a favor and go listen to your 2020 Apple Replay/ Spotify Wrapped! All the serotonin came rushing back!
March 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Private Equity is so fucked. Firms take a stake in a company, pressure them to grow “shareholder value” & when they inevitably need financing to grow, PE offers it “cheap” like they’re doing them a favor. The moment companies take it, they’re fully financially & operationally beholden to PE.
March 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you ask to work in with me at the gym before 7:00 AM, I am not liable for whatever reaction I give you
March 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Its me, back to distribute my stupid little thoughts on the internet
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM