FattusPrickus
@fattusprickus.bsky.social
Joiner.
Once (just about) successfully managed to cuddle a 27 inch/686mm wide door (pictured).
Sensible adult.
Once (just about) successfully managed to cuddle a 27 inch/686mm wide door (pictured).
Sensible adult.
I just fell down my own stairs and landed on my arse and my elbow.
A little unexpected reminder that I know the difference between them.
A little unexpected reminder that I know the difference between them.
September 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I just fell down my own stairs and landed on my arse and my elbow.
A little unexpected reminder that I know the difference between them.
A little unexpected reminder that I know the difference between them.
I’m watching the Ladder To Heaven episode of South Park and I’m having a great time.
September 16, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m watching the Ladder To Heaven episode of South Park and I’m having a great time.
Toffee Crisp are brilliant.
April 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Toffee Crisp are brilliant.
If I went into space I’d moon everyone.
April 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If I went into space I’d moon everyone.
I’m a St Mirren fan tonight.
February 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m a St Mirren fan tonight.
Currently enjoying this Tory version of pasta n sauce.
January 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Currently enjoying this Tory version of pasta n sauce.
These are far hotter than I was anticipating.
January 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
These are far hotter than I was anticipating.
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Is that woodchip against the wall?
January 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Is that woodchip against the wall?
Just found a tin of motor oil for Jarvis Cocker’s car.
January 16, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Just found a tin of motor oil for Jarvis Cocker’s car.
I’m in the waiting room at my kids swimming class. There are three annoying kids playing Tig nearby me. The temptation to trip them up as they run by me is absolutely off the scale.
The main reason for the annoyance is that they’re calling it ‘Tag’.
The main reason for the annoyance is that they’re calling it ‘Tag’.
January 12, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I’m in the waiting room at my kids swimming class. There are three annoying kids playing Tig nearby me. The temptation to trip them up as they run by me is absolutely off the scale.
The main reason for the annoyance is that they’re calling it ‘Tag’.
The main reason for the annoyance is that they’re calling it ‘Tag’.
T-Bone Steak Roysters are a top ten crisp.
Possibly even a top five.
Possibly even a top five.
January 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
T-Bone Steak Roysters are a top ten crisp.
Possibly even a top five.
Possibly even a top five.
Wonder if anyone sings “it’s beginning to look not like Christmas” when they’re taking their festive decorations down.
December 30, 2024 at 1:23 PM
Wonder if anyone sings “it’s beginning to look not like Christmas” when they’re taking their festive decorations down.
Just remembered Hearts didn’t win the derby.
Lol.
Lol.
December 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Just remembered Hearts didn’t win the derby.
Lol.
Lol.
I don’t know who needs to hear this.
December 22, 2024 at 11:15 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this.
I’ve had this tattoo for 8 years now, that’s a full 8 years of wanting another tattoo and not doing anything about it.
December 20, 2024 at 11:00 PM
I’ve had this tattoo for 8 years now, that’s a full 8 years of wanting another tattoo and not doing anything about it.
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Sportscene with the James Brown bantz
December 14, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Sportscene with the James Brown bantz
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Had a wee Christmas lunch with @fattusprickus.bsky.social and @weezus.bsky.social today at Down the Hatch. I had some of his Korean wings despite my own burger and Parmesan fries.
#greedycow
#itschristmas
#greedycow
#itschristmas
December 16, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Had a wee Christmas lunch with @fattusprickus.bsky.social and @weezus.bsky.social today at Down the Hatch. I had some of his Korean wings despite my own burger and Parmesan fries.
#greedycow
#itschristmas
#greedycow
#itschristmas
See?
Chicken curry. Butcher at craigentinny.
Chicken curry. Butcher at craigentinny.
December 13, 2024 at 12:30 PM
See?
Chicken curry. Butcher at craigentinny.
Chicken curry. Butcher at craigentinny.
Right.
That’s it.
I’m away to get a pie.
That’s it.
I’m away to get a pie.
December 13, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Right.
That’s it.
I’m away to get a pie.
That’s it.
I’m away to get a pie.
I got Sonic The Hedgehog in the secret Santa.
Getting him this wallet.
Getting him this wallet.
December 13, 2024 at 10:57 AM
I got Sonic The Hedgehog in the secret Santa.
Getting him this wallet.
Getting him this wallet.
I’ve just delivered materials to a job for next week.
The guy took a while to answer the door and, judging by the strained look on his face and the smell in the air, he was mid-jobby when I rang the doorbell.
The guy took a while to answer the door and, judging by the strained look on his face and the smell in the air, he was mid-jobby when I rang the doorbell.
December 12, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I’ve just delivered materials to a job for next week.
The guy took a while to answer the door and, judging by the strained look on his face and the smell in the air, he was mid-jobby when I rang the doorbell.
The guy took a while to answer the door and, judging by the strained look on his face and the smell in the air, he was mid-jobby when I rang the doorbell.
Made it almost ten full days into December before hearing the single most boring Christmas song in the whole world.
I’m taking that as a victory.
(Fairytale of New York).
I’m taking that as a victory.
(Fairytale of New York).
December 10, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Made it almost ten full days into December before hearing the single most boring Christmas song in the whole world.
I’m taking that as a victory.
(Fairytale of New York).
I’m taking that as a victory.
(Fairytale of New York).
I like when you unsubscribe from spam emails & they give you options as to why you’re leaving and one of them is ‘I never subscribed to this’.
You could’ve just fucked off in and left me alone but you decided to type up some utter shite and send it.
A bit like I’m doing here with this post.
You could’ve just fucked off in and left me alone but you decided to type up some utter shite and send it.
A bit like I’m doing here with this post.
December 10, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I like when you unsubscribe from spam emails & they give you options as to why you’re leaving and one of them is ‘I never subscribed to this’.
You could’ve just fucked off in and left me alone but you decided to type up some utter shite and send it.
A bit like I’m doing here with this post.
You could’ve just fucked off in and left me alone but you decided to type up some utter shite and send it.
A bit like I’m doing here with this post.
I’ve just came home from work and both my kids came running to see me.
I thought it was nice until, without so much as a “hi dad”, both of them broke the news that the WiFi has been down for 90 minutes.
I’ve rectified the issue now but it’s gave me a glimpse into how they’ll act at the apocalypse.
I thought it was nice until, without so much as a “hi dad”, both of them broke the news that the WiFi has been down for 90 minutes.
I’ve rectified the issue now but it’s gave me a glimpse into how they’ll act at the apocalypse.
December 9, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I’ve just came home from work and both my kids came running to see me.
I thought it was nice until, without so much as a “hi dad”, both of them broke the news that the WiFi has been down for 90 minutes.
I’ve rectified the issue now but it’s gave me a glimpse into how they’ll act at the apocalypse.
I thought it was nice until, without so much as a “hi dad”, both of them broke the news that the WiFi has been down for 90 minutes.
I’ve rectified the issue now but it’s gave me a glimpse into how they’ll act at the apocalypse.