People are always saying to me “stop saying my pet is dead”. Then send me a pic of your pet.
October 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
People are always saying to me “stop saying my pet is dead”. Then send me a pic of your pet.
Something about this is comforting
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Something about this is comforting
What’s my future plans?
a man in a long black coat is standing in front of a large arrow .
ALT: a man in a long black coat is standing in front of a large arrow .
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April 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
What’s my future plans?
This is the first time I did not receive a letter from my grandfather using stationary with the trade towers as a watermark taking up nearly the entire page with the “never forget” on top as he passed away earlier this year. Not folded just an entire A4 Manila envelope
January 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This is the first time I did not receive a letter from my grandfather using stationary with the trade towers as a watermark taking up nearly the entire page with the “never forget” on top as he passed away earlier this year. Not folded just an entire A4 Manila envelope
Every year since I started packing up our artificial Christmas tree I always wonder if the next time I pull this thing out will call myself an asshole for the way I packed it this time.
January 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Every year since I started packing up our artificial Christmas tree I always wonder if the next time I pull this thing out will call myself an asshole for the way I packed it this time.
The feeling when I was 0.2 seconds late picking her up from school
a man with a mustache and a vest says i 've abandoned my child
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December 26, 2024 at 11:08 PM
The feeling when I was 0.2 seconds late picking her up from school
I was getting in my truck after buying some groceries and another bigger truck rolled up to me and the driver leaned out and said “Ladies who lunch!”. I’m a guy and was by myself
December 19, 2024 at 10:31 AM
I was getting in my truck after buying some groceries and another bigger truck rolled up to me and the driver leaned out and said “Ladies who lunch!”. I’m a guy and was by myself
Alright ladies, lets see that forehead
December 16, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Alright ladies, lets see that forehead
I honestly can’t think of a better character than Ruby Rhod in the 5th element
December 7, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I honestly can’t think of a better character than Ruby Rhod in the 5th element
I overheard a woman say she ended up divorcing her husband because anytime she tried to confront him about anything he would just say “what you talking about Willis?” over and over.
December 5, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I overheard a woman say she ended up divorcing her husband because anytime she tried to confront him about anything he would just say “what you talking about Willis?” over and over.
I just read online that our sun is leaking. This is unacceptable
December 2, 2024 at 9:54 PM
I just read online that our sun is leaking. This is unacceptable
Apparently I lack knowledge
December 2, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Apparently I lack knowledge
Looking at my enchiladas thinking “go ahead, make me fart”
November 27, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Looking at my enchiladas thinking “go ahead, make me fart”
I used to do lines of cocaine now I do lines of pedialyte
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 AM
I used to do lines of cocaine now I do lines of pedialyte
I know I am getting older because I have to have younger folk tell me that the TikTok video I am watching is indeed staged.
November 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I know I am getting older because I have to have younger folk tell me that the TikTok video I am watching is indeed staged.
